cheers
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Jessie Poo Poo Face";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "jessscook@yahoo.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th February 2004 - 07:16:45 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Totally amazing.... Keep a seat clean for me... ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "janster";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th February 2004 - 08:55:57 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "4 years of procrastination and all we got is this crummy message board!!?!?!
where's our pictures?
(whatta gyp!)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Annie";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th February 2004 - 09:18:42 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hey uncle kenny,
nice font! great name. my mom is teaching me these impt things very early! can't wait to drink w/you guys in 21 years. cheers!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sara S.";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "\\";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th February 2004 - 10:13:29 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey everyone!
You probably know me as the cute little 6 year old from Seaclusion. But now I am a hip, rockin teenager! I can't wait to see all you guys in 7 years for a 'dark one'. Thanks for the website Uncle Kenny!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Richard Gr...";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "smobortnik@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th February 2004 - 02:51:40 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Being an attendee of the First of the first never to be duplicated as such Website Launch Party ; The backroom was graced by 7 hard drinking members of the celebrity crew and 2 very special guests all the way from somewhere called Wisconsin . Conversation ranged from hello how are you , I leave for London Thursday , What house will you be in , When did we start excusively starting our Friday night fun at Mcsorely's ,the hit parade for cd's 2003 , tottela shave the beard , go for 1 pt. or 2 , Zina's party , I'm coming back Monday , you started a new job , you're kidding you don't like bologna ( personal interject that is very hard to understand ) however to each his own , keep the beard ,hmmm why's that finger on Cheryl's nose . All these topics and more while drinking da beer, pretty impressive, ay . These highlights are for those who couldn't attend and for those who did and simply want to reminisce . I believe all readers of this post are reading live history if thats possible, as this could be the first post website launch party post . yippppeee for me to be in this historic position to make one small beginning contribution to the site to be joined strengthened and bolstered by all future contributers. Thanks to Kenny for setting up the site and all the gang members who attended . ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "janster";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th February 2004 - 11:38:28 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "i can't believe that the first thing i do on a beautiful saturday morning is to check this site for any new postings.
NOTE TO EDITOR: rick's posting below needs to be removed for violation of site rule 1a: "it least, it has to funny" ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Al";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "al@nyradioguide.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th February 2004 - 04:44:06 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Quien es "FunkyKen"?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Stacey";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "scobacey1@hotmail.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th February 2004 - 01:34:29 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Fantastic! But where's my dot on the spreadsheet??? (hahah)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sid Kibbitz";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th February 2004 - 05:31:10 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Tuesday @ 10 P.M. - McSorley's 150th!
Not sure about the seating, as apparently
there is music in the back room all week!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Hector Lopez";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th February 2004 - 05:32:26 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Who is this Al guy, anyway? :^)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "bill ";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th February 2004 - 11:48:16 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "my brother got molested by a priest, and all I got was this lousy T shirt";
$archive_name[++$index] = "franni from firenze";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th February 2004 - 02:07:42 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Now if you can just convince Tommy to strap a web cam to his head...";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Shane McGowan";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th February 2004 - 03:48:24 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Pansies, huh? Alright for you, Funk!
You're drinking!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "McSorley's Cats";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th February 2004 - 03:45:22 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Nice articles about our home in this past Sunday's Daily News and today's Post.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "the REAL sid kibbitz";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "sid_kibbitz@yonahshimmels.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th February 2004 - 05:44:18 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "SPECIAL SPREADSHEET "X"'s FOR TONITES 150th ATTENDANCE!!!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "uh, Clem";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th February 2004 - 10:52:07 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "McSorley's, McSorley's...
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "franni from firenze";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th February 2004 - 05:04:47 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "sorry you mugs but we'll be drinking REAL beer this weekend w/the queen....";
$archive_name[++$index] = "fff";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th February 2004 - 05:05:09 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "remember REAL beer?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "fff";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th February 2004 - 05:06:27 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "150 years??? big deal, kenny funk has socks older than that...";
$archive_name[++$index] = "I. B. Drinken";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th February 2004 - 02:33:07 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Have a great trip, you two! Adam, sorry we missed saying
good-bye Tuesday night - the bartender Mike bought Ken
& I a quick round at the bar, and you were already gone by
the time we got outside.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "lynn r";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "lerwind@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th February 2004 - 02:56:43 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hi this is a pretty funny website and i think mcsorleys is a cool place to hang out . how was the 150th anniversary did you get on tv- at 11pm news talked about mc sorleys event and i looked for you guys. hope to see you soon ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Timmys Handtricks";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "tim.jones@nick.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th February 2004 - 11:55:06 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hey, that typewriter type looks vaguely familiar. I detect some cut marks, like it has been scanned from a typed page. In particular, the "D" with the dot inside caught my attention. The upper case "D" on my old Underwood typewriter --the one I used to for my resume back when I worked at 1001 hone ideas--made the exact same dot. Hey, pal, fork over my 10% we agreed on.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mdigalo Saldemsassie";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "tim.jones@nick.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th February 2004 - 12:09:21 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hello, for the last 12 years I have been the Chief Financial Officer for the government of Nimdingo, Gana. For international tax reasons we must find an offshore shelter for $12,000,000 US dollars and I am requsting your help. If we can transfer the money to yoru account, your will be entitled to $3,000,000 for yoru services. Please do not reply to this email for reasons of discretion. I will await your fax of acceptance at 212 555-4377. ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ad Rock";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th February 2004 - 03:18:29 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Your banner here! Please see Mr. O'Funk in sales. Cash, credit, check, green stamps, fruit bars or pretty much anything else of even the most nebulous value accepted. Layout must be done in Photoshop to Mr. ICDA's exacting standards - appropriate font selection a must! No original
art returned. (What, are you kidding me? They be chargin'
me for stamps - I'll buy the goddamn stamps!)
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Big Daddy DTNT jones";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "tim.jones@nick.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th February 2004 - 05:02:42 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Kenny this is a very cool site. Are you writing the column? You got the touch. But it should be "Warren and me", not "Warren and I".";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Kenny";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th February 2004 - 05:25:20 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Thanks, Tim, does that mean that tomorrow, I could say "Tim Big-Daddy-Don't-Take-No-Trash Jones and me were at McSorley's last night" or "Tim Big-Daddy-Don't-Take-No-Trash Jones and I were at McSorley's last night"?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Warren";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd February 2004 - 02:40:07 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Just glad I made it in under the wire Friday night. Tommy
was right there with a quick four. Scratcher's was fun, too.
You were missed, though, Adam. By me, anyway.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Warren";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th February 2004 - 11:59:58 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Yeah, I breezed in at 12:45 after a leisurely 14 hour work
day to top off a 70 hour week. I had to bust my ass to get
there for even that long, but does Mr. Can't-Seem-To-Comprehend-Even-What-His-Friends-Have-Been-Telling-Him-For-Years get it? No, I tell you, no! No respect at all.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Kenny";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkyken@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th February 2004 - 10:36:31 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Ya know, the beautiful thing about this site is hours of time I'm saving. With just one click, I can send a shout out to Sue "Franny from Firenze" Suchman, who's probably coming home from her art classes in Italy, right now. I can say a quick hello to Tim Jones, who's probably choosing typefaces from his vast font collection at Nick Jr. Magazine, where he works as a Senior Designer. I can say "hmmm, it's been 4 weeks, does that mean we will be getting spread sheets, this Friday, Jan Siegel? I can say all this· no stamps, no waiting, boom, it's there. That's the internet. How great is this thing?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "stridernews@hotmail.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th February 2004 - 02:50:40 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Good Morrow Gents!
Returned to the great green earth of the USA. A jolly right time I had in London where they serve Pimm's cups by the twos the subways the tube and curb is spelled kerb. 32 more hours and I'll tell you more fun and interesting facts about my travels. It'll be good to blow off some steam.
cheers chappies and lasses
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "IITYWYBAD";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th February 2004 - 03:31:52 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "New rule: No water, just ale! Whaddaya think this is,
anyway, a 12-step program?
New rule #2: Mandatory waterfall chugging for all brothers-
in-law! At 12 *and* 12:30! Be there or be square.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th February 2004 - 10:08:46 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I can't wait it seems like months since I was in the back room with all my pals no late arrivals!
see you all later
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th February 2004 - 12:11:22 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey kids fun fact
celebrate the 144year anniversary of Lincoln's famous
Cooper Union Address
New York, New York
February 27, 1860
if you don't believe me
http://showcase.netins.net/web/creative/lincoln/speeches/cooper.htm
I bet it was after this speech that ol' Abe popped over to McSorley's and knocked back a few.
Now that should belong on the history page of this site!
cheers,
adam
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Kvilo Kvetch";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th February 2004 - 02:51:01 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Here's to drinkin' with Abraham Lincoln!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "spread sheet sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "hoursowork@no_onecares.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th February 2004 - 10:38:14 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "As Honest Abe would have said - had he been bored with his life that a few hours o drinkin every Friday was a weekly high point - 12:45a arrivals mean minimal spread sheet mentions. ".5" appr to you WJB! (Sorry)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "e-mail invite seeker";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ken'slazy.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th February 2004 - 10:41:37 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "for those disinterested in this low tech format, an e-invite remains the way to go. to bad omnipotent ken does not agree
(i only hope adam remembers where to go tonite, 11-1)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "spread sheet sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "marchedition.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th February 2004 - 10:43:28 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "bring your reading glasses attendees, all new material and winter fresh scented, to boot!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "fff";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th February 2004 - 03:40:09 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "does that mean KFunk fell off the KERB and broke his buggery bollocky foot?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "fff";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th February 2004 - 03:46:26 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hey while you slobs are swilling that nasty dishwater in that sawdust covered sinkhole, I'm here sippin on a vino rosso an' surfin it WI FI stylee here at the ESTRO bar (no relation to ESTROGEN, I think). How great is this country?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "I Am Not Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th February 2004 - 04:10:34 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = ".5 appearance an affront to the working man! - NY Post
Home napping slobs penalize the gainfully employed! - NYDN
How to enjoy a home cooked dinner and a tall cold one while
relaxing on the couch and penalizing those who work past midnight in five easy lessons! - NYT
How to drink more than the recording secretary? Have two ales! - Ale St. News ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st March 2004 - 11:39:08 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = ".25 appearance for all the gripping
ha ha sucka";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sam the Sham";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st March 2004 - 01:09:20 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "gripping? As in, I never relax my grip on my ale?
Anyway, I've decided to give my liver a break for
awhile, so I won't be joining you guys for the time
being. Have a round for me!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Spread Sheet Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "who's he kidding ?";
$archive_date[ $index] = "02nd March 2004 - 02:17:34 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "On March 1 at 1:09:20pm it was brought to my attention that there may have been a hurt feeling or two in a recent McS Spread Sheet (HOT NEW MARCH EDITION ON YOUR NEWS STAND RIGHT NOW!) ranking that indicated a ".5" appr credit to a certain member of the infamous (Spread Sheet founding)
"4 Horseman". Clearly this Friday (3/5/04) requires a significantly large turn-out on his behalf like the 34 people (ALL TIME RECORD!) who showed up for the "Welcome back, Warren" '03-'04 season opener (10/3/03) or the 22 people who turned out for "Farewell! Warren heads to F.I." (5/3/03) marking the high water attendance mark for the entire '02-'03 season.
So hey folks, let's show "The Chairman" how much we love him this Friday (3/5/04) by buying him some tall cold ones........besides, it would be nice if someone (besides Brenden) bought us a round for a change!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Turk E. Nomayo";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "02nd March 2004 - 02:57:17 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Actually, I've just been under the weather this week, and
am using the opportunity to lay off the beers (for awhile)
and the cigarettes (hopefully for good this time). I was
just using the .5 appearance thing as a comedic device and to blow off some steam; nothing serious. But I am serious when I say have one for me; I'll be bowing out for awhile.
This will allow me to work until midnight for the next two Fridays, anyway, which I will probably have to do.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "spread sheet sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "man_down!@icantbetrue.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "03rd March 2004 - 10:18:13 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "ALERT: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!
PUBLIC NOTICE----------------------------------------------
CALLING ALL REAL MEN (& WOMEN): DO YOU HAVE THE STUFF TO BE A 4TH HORSEMAN??? CAN YOU THINK OF TOPICS FOR US TO DISCUSS?
CAN YOU PROVIDE GENEROUS TIPS AND BUY US LOTS OF BEER?!?!?!
IF SO, YOU ARE NEEDED THIS FRIDAY (3/5/04) CAUSE WE GOT AN EMPTY CHAIR (IN FACT, 2 CHAIRS IF YOU COUNT THE MISSING BACK PACK) AND THOUGH IT'S A MIGHTY, MIGHTY BIG CHAIR(S)TO
FILL, WE NEED YA!
FYI, WHEN YOU "JOIN THE FUN" THIS FRIDAY THINK ABOUT A FRIEND FOR 3 WKS FROM NOW (3/26/04) CAUSE A BIZ COMMITMENT ($ = MEOW) MEANS ANOTHER "HORSEMAN" IS GOING DOWN THAT NIGHT!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Liv R. Wurst";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "03rd March 2004 - 11:34:22 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "What you should really be concerned about is keeping Adam
sober, now that he'll be the only one drinking. :^)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Paolo";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "03rd March 2004 - 01:38:36 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Ciao, bambina! What-a-u-mean, he's-a international film star Roberto Benigni·";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Taras Schevchenko";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "04th March 2004 - 11:43:27 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Special Today! 2 for $4";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Phish N. Chipz";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "04th March 2004 - 11:44:39 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Is it Who's or Whose?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Paula";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "PaulaNew@AOL.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th March 2004 - 04:14:02 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "For those who like to make a late entrance at McSorley's:
I'll be performing Friday's nights in March at 10PM, in a musical called "Split Ends". It's very cute, you can get drunk if you don't like musicals, and chances are that you'll see other FI friends in the audience!
The Triad Theater
158 West 72nd St (off Bwy)
$20 plus a 2 drink minimum
Use the code: Get a clue for a discount!
Call (212) 849-2791 for reservations
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "David, Prince of Poland";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dDamiecki@mindspring.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th March 2004 - 05:59:54 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Woe to you of Earth and Sea.
The dreaded plague of moderation has reared its foul head in my absence.
The call sounds for a fourth horseman?!?! Call again from thy horn, most of thine horsemen already have fallen from their steeds; gently tipping a Poland Spring bottle in between little girlie sips of McSorley's dark nursed ever so delicately.
Enter thine dark horse. Verily, thine dirty blonde horse - wielding 12 darks, breathing fire, exhaling Sherman's MCD's·
Yea, it is better advised to caution thyself in thine den of self-preservation than to cast aspersions on thine last horseman barely standing. I shall join thee, Strider. Woe to all mere mortals who dare to join these Rangers fabled in thine Annals of Summer Club. Wilt thou abandon these men of courage after the witching hour passeth into night? Nay, no man of honor be thee shouldst thou fall in league with intemperant, serpent-tongued lotus-eaters, lest they feel the wrath of mine own powers of mental wizardry.
Nay, Sir Thomas may line the hall with McSorley's dark beasts, but none shall remain. All shall fall at the hands of the Strider and his long-lost comrade.
ALL SHALL FALL!!!
So mete it be.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby Weiss";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th March 2004 - 06:10:12 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "If I show up tonight, or any night, I want the seat that is right in the doorway to the ladies room.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ken Funk";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th March 2004 - 06:37:15 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Wanted: 1 Horseman to fill void in back room. Must have larger-than-life personality and award winning conversational skills·nix that· Must live in USA.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "stridernews@hotmail.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th March 2004 - 07:17:20 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Looking up from an empty glass his eyes lit brightly as he saw the diminished ranks quickly filled.
Recalling the myth of Phoenix rising from the ashes.
The tap men were thankful for the hours of training as they realized it would be yet another night of the UNQUENCHABLE THIRST!
From 11-1 the call of "12 DARKS" would send shivers through their thinning blood as they counted the seconds till closing time.
Brazilian calls of "Ole! Ole!" would be of no use "12 DARKS" carried through the moist night.
Upon astral livers and invisible winged beasts they balanced beyond all known comprehension only to yell once more "12 DARKS".
Cheese, crackers and onions were offered as an appeasement but quickly existed only in memory.
Liverwurst, fries and turkey were scoffed at as playthings.
Sir Nolan was dumbfounded at the excessive amount of ducats that lined his purse--on this day waxing towards the ides of March and his holiest of holidays.
"12 DARKS" was repeated endlessly from the backroom where the King brought forth song to the gathered masses.*
"12 DARKS" was invoked with mantra like passion echoing from the walls that saw the family Kennedy with thine own eyes.
And so the K-Dawg and Janchez were protected and allowed to chat and not hear the dreaded words of "be good or be gone"
As the two long haired unquenchable thirsty brethren had enlivened another night.
No ale of ginger or the cryptic ICDA only 12 DARKS.
*be sure to ask Adam about the historical significance
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "06th March 2004 - 10:31:30 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I had a great time hanging out with the crew last night until 2:30am. Luckily the night ended at what is for me the conveniently located VFW, making it easy for me to stumble home. Congratulations to the boys for having the picture on the wall. You have secured a place for yourselves in ale drinking history. Note how it is cleverly positioned so that all woman entering and or waiting for the toilet have a clear view of it. BW";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Pat Dalia";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Patdalia@yahoo.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th March 2004 - 09:29:27 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "What a Friday night! The house was in the house! And he is not moving to Denver either. On a brief break from loving, an on the prowl Bobby Weiss showed up. Always a pleasure to see him. Our little girl Lynn! Quite the regular, I think she is beating out a so-called politician in the spreadsheet. Kenny's prayers were answered Friday
"Wanted: 1 Horseman to fill void in back room. Must have larger-than-life personality and award winning conversational skills·nix that· Must live in USA".
When the big man showed up. And a new culinary high was reached too Friday. The first ever meat and cheese plate was ordered. Tiny bits of liverwurst on a ever so golden salted cracker and a hint of the spicy mustard.
See what you have missed.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Pat Dalia";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "patdalia@yahoo.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th March 2004 - 02:50:25 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "How about surfer Daves leather pants. Got to get me a pair. Kenny you'd look mighty fine too. ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bollo Chilley";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th March 2004 - 05:01:07 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "and what an afters it was, lasting clear through to the
morning light at 6:45. Nothing like a quick four hours
of shuteye to get the heart started again after finally bedding down at 8:30AM. Was that Ken actually nursing a Budweiser at the bar at VFW, despite the early NJ-bound
wakeup call? And Bobby giving Randy a big bear hug behind
the bar? How many years has it been? Good to see you, Bobby,
and Nancy, too. Stick with the glasses, Nance - they look good. Could it be - battle of the dueling waiters - Brendan
v. Tommy? So, is Stu actually slated for an appearance
this Friday night? With the Council boys in tow, no doubt?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "stridernews@hotmail.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th March 2004 - 05:24:16 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Stu G? at McSorley's??? I'll believe it when I see it. But I will bring my Metrocard.
cheers all,
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Shep Herdspi";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th March 2004 - 07:25:20 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Top Ten Stu G. sayings:
10) They took your tip a long time ago...
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "spreadsheet sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "bindersRus@whybother.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th March 2004 - 09:49:14 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "IN HONOR OF STU GOLDSTEIN NIGHT (3/12/04, WK 24)- A ONE TIME ONLY OFFER:
All attendees will receive a highly attractive & unique
"4 Horseman" commemorative multi-season recap - sure to be an immediate collectors item! (Limited printing run of this colorful "conversation piece" will be capped at 50 copies, so get there early if you want extras for the family!)
NOTE TO GENERAL POPULACE: Have we sufficiently thanked Horseman #3 (ranking based on '03-'04 std cumulative attendance) for this great - heavily trafficed - web site?!!?!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Berg R. Enfrize";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th March 2004 - 11:11:29 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Thank you! Thanks! Muchos gracias! Merci beaucoup!
Kam sa mi da! Now, get outta here , and I mean that.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Barbara";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "lilbabzy143@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th March 2004 - 04:36:14 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Excuse people, But I happen to work with Stu at the present time and it's been a total pleasure and wonderful learning experience for me....but for the right price I will tell all of his dirty little secrets!!!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Stu Goldstein";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "stug2727@msn.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th March 2004 - 04:44:44 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "The rumors are true! I will be visiting McSorley's Back Room on Friday night. I hear the Funk is buying!!!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Shirley Levine";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "11th March 2004 - 08:52:49 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Yes - Stuart is coming with me....He looks great...From his gf - Shirl...";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Riva White";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "rsw62@yahoo.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "11th March 2004 - 02:15:30 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Wow, Stu at McSorley's. I'll see if I can stay awake to make it.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "stridernews@hotmail.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "11th March 2004 - 04:21:32 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hello,
A quick link here for some fine poetry about McSorley's.
http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~hardiman/poem40.html
It's got that cummings prose thing going for it but a nice read.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "euripides pants";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th March 2004 - 12:57:00 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "sg nite.too much testosterone for just 1 small bar";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Spreadsheet Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th March 2004 - 09:01:27 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "MORE SPECIAL GUESTS TONITE IN HONOR OF STU GOLDSTEIN!
(MARCH 12, 2004 - WK 24) A "CAN NOT MISS" EVENT";
$archive_name[++$index] = "fff";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th March 2004 - 11:56:57 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "wait a minute...poetry??? what is this, the freakin algonquin round table? I leave you people for a couple lousy months and this is what happens? The only poetry I should be seeing here is maybe the occasional limerick. By the way, speaking of real men, did you know that Masaccio could have been the love child of Pat Dalia and Joey Buttafuocco? ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "ffff*";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th March 2004 - 12:03:15 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "speaking of the algonquin round table, think of it, the sparkling repartee, the voracious appetite for handsome young men, why, of course, it HAS to be.....new mcsorley's "it" grrrl lynn rothchild. . .
the reincarnation of dorothy parker?
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "SD Damiecki ";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th March 2004 - 12:53:23 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Poetry or not, that ee cummings posted by Mr. Strider really hits the nail on the head:
"I was sitting in the din thinking drinking the ale, which never lets you grow old"
And I really think that this other excerpt captures the sparkling recollection typical of the McSorley's intellectual drunk:
"the Bar.tinking luscious jigs dint of ripe silver with warmlyish wetflat splurging smells waltz the glush of squirting taps plus slush of foam knocked off and a faint piddle-of-drops she says I ploc spittle what the
lands thaz me kid in no sir hopping sawduct you kiddo heâs a palping wreaths of badly Yep cigars who jim him why gluey grins topple together eyes pout gestures stickily point made glints squinting whoâs a wink bum-nothing and money fuzzily mouths take big wobbly footsteps every goggle cent of it get out ears dribbles soft right old feller belch the chap hic summore eh chuckles skulch. . . ."
That's pretty much how I recall most nights at McSorley's.
If I may , I would like to humbly suggest an excerpt from the above passage as the motto of 12 Darks.com:
she says I ploc spittle what the
Says it all, no?
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "On the look out for Stu Goldstein";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th March 2004 - 02:40:21 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hey stu-
how long has it been since you last joined us at McS?
it hardly feels like 51 wks (3/21/03,'02-'03 wk 27) since we last saw your smilin puss
welcome back!!!
humbly,
-horseman #4*
*based on 03-04 std totl appr
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "The Bard O' Great Neck";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th March 2004 - 04:12:51 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Ah me sweet lads and lassies,
Will ya not let me speak o' me wunnerful gran chillin,
the little lawd Jonathan, gawd bless his soul, and the
shy sweet Annie, a lass with no compare. Will they not
be the prize of any worthy eye.
And while I in my grey age be tossin a corona back in
my ancient club chair, I'll be keepin a mind on you
young snipes gettin toasted on 12 darks and a bit o'
liverwurst. Keep sluggin ya laggards, and toss one back
for the old one.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "lynn ";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "lerwind@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th March 2004 - 08:17:45 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hey sorry i missed seeing you stu hope you enjoyed your old buddies from 451l denhoff and binghamton. nancy and i enjoyed our visit with you guys last week,. look forward to drinking some more 12 darts in the near future. ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby Weiss";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th March 2004 - 02:01:30 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://www.urinal.net/mcsorleys/ was sent this by a friend....save the viewing for after lunch";
$archive_name[++$index] = "spread sheet sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "www.12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th March 2004 - 02:35:33 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Note: Addl 3/12/04 info for those who simply can't wait for the April 2004 Spread Sheet (Proj date of issuance - 4/2/04)
3/12/04:
*Table- 1
*Total Attendance- (an intimate) 8
*Food (NEW SUBJECT!)-None. Ronni did order Chili (A FIRST!)but it was "all gone". Sorry Ronni, guess ya gotta come back next week to have it!
*(VERY) Unexpected McS Staff Appr- Big Mike, who made a surprising yet triumphant early return from management mandated "hiatus". Additionally, Mike basked in the glow of his presence in our "group picture" - fashionably located above the gold record on the wall over table 4.
*Quotable quotes- (Mark "House" as told to Bobby "Boy")
"They're lucky if they (read: Horseman) see me again in the next 6 months!"
....Hey Mark, say it aint so!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "wash uffizi";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th March 2004 - 02:40:03 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I don't know about youse, but I enjoy listening to a rousing version of sugar minolia while I'm throwing my 12 darts.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mr. C";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "petercooperschair@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th March 2004 - 11:39:33 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Big Mike said he was going to 'drill that sucker into the
wall.' Adam, you left just in time to miss the snow.
Happy Saint Patrick's Day to all!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "s.s. sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th March 2004 - 01:34:05 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Heh Heh, you really have to hand it to that Mr C! He nailed the Big Mike line about our group picture....clearly a
"quoteable quote"
Also, LOVE THAT LYNN and her "12 Darts" line. Another "q q"
Now on to more topical matters...
Anyone out there gonna keep Ken (WEB MASTER SUPREME) & I company this Friday 3/19...at least until 12:45a when the Financial profession's hardest workin man (via Fresh Meadows) arrives??? PLEASE!!!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "s.s. sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th March 2004 - 01:58:20 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "More 3/12/04 Misc Info....
*# Wks Since Last Appr for 3/12 "Guests":
Ronni- 53 wks, 3/7/03
Stu G- 51 wks, 3/21/03
arnie- 9 wks, 1/9/04
Bobby "Boy"- 1 wk (LOVE THIS GUY!)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam & Susan";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th March 2004 - 01:29:45 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy St. Patty's Day or as the call it here Pasquale Day. They've poured 2million gallons of green food coloring in the water system and all the fountains are a lovely greenish tint. Can't wait to see you all for 4/4. We are off to Luigi's McSorley's for the traditional Corned beef and artichokes.
No parade but you'd be suprised at how the Italians take this day so seriously. The DAvid has a shamrock you know where--and the artist has been dubbed O'McOlangelo.
ciao,
adam and susan";
$archive_name[++$index] = "s.s. sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th March 2004 - 10:55:30 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hey ken-
from the lack of site postings this week (save for the two of us, an occasional foreigner and bobby "boy" - LOVE THAT GUY!) i think we're gonna have a lot of time for "1 on 1" catch-up tonite. scared?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Hamen Cheeze";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "helpken@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th March 2004 - 11:55:43 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "don't worry, sam - I'll be there to explain to Ken just
exactly what it is I do, for like the millionth time, I might add. Hey, remember when the spreadsheet would just be thrown on the table with no fanfare to speak of? I miss
those days.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Kenny Funk";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkyken@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th March 2004 - 03:19:43 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "So, who's goin' tonight?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Darkman";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th March 2004 - 04:14:35 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Rumor has it Bobby Weiss is going for the hat trick.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Tim BDDTNT Jones";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th March 2004 - 04:50:14 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Did I miss Ronni? Damn. Hey, what do you think the back room smells like just 2 days removed from St Pats day? Ya think its safe, or are the melancholy mists of 5 parts guinness, 2 parts stomach juices and 1 part Tommy's hot liverwurst and onions still drifting like the musty ghost of King James upon the River Boyne at Dundalk ?
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Tim BDDTNT Jones";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "tim.jones@nick.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th March 2004 - 05:10:20 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I forgot to put me bloomin' eamil address. By the way, that liverwurst banner above this is impeccable.
Kenny, are those images of liverwurst slabs from a stock agency? I hope you reported the usage. did you get by with 72 dpi or did you go all out with a hi-res eps? ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Jessie Poo Poo Face";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th March 2004 - 07:44:41 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "My tummy hurts from the Gwar Chicken.... Ew!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "s.s. sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th March 2004 - 10:17:28 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "-----PUBLIC NOTICE-----PUBLIC NOTICE-----PUBLIC NOTICE------
3.19.04 renamed JESSICA STEIN NIGHT!!!
(note to ken: please revise 3.19.04 banner and include image of the lovely Ms Jess....perhaps tim BADASS jones can help you find a stock phote of our delightful heroine)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Louis Solish";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "louis_solish@spotcable.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd March 2004 - 09:12:22 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Great to hear the updates! I read them weekly. 3/12 was a hot night! I showed up on 3/13 forgetting that the gathering was on Friday nights. I sat with all the Frats and Sors. I was wearing a tuxedo. It felt like prom night.
I bumped into Adam before he left for France. He was thrilled to be seeing Susan. But, it was the oddest thing. He was speaking German to me. Do you think he got the update on WWII? Louis";
$archive_name[++$index] = "pat dalia";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "patdalia@yahoo.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd March 2004 - 09:27:46 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Friday March 26 the long awaited appearance of Mr. Bundnick and his ever so faithfull sidekick DJ.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Kenny Funk";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkyken@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd March 2004 - 12:50:19 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Pat, is this true or is this a rumor? Please call me.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mr. C";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "mrc@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd March 2004 - 07:20:59 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Boy, I haven't seen Ken this excited since James Spader
showed up on 'The Practice.' Well, in the first place, Ken,
Bobby and I showed up together, as he spied me getting out
of a cab on 3rd Ave. In the second place, we had szechuan
chicken before the chicken *wor* bar, and the former was pretty damn good, if you ask me. Sorry if you can't handle the heat - stay outta da kitchen den, ya know what I mean?
He's gotta have shrimp and lobster sauce - well, how about ordering it for the whole table instead of over rice?
You'd still probably get just as much, although I admit it is a bit strenuous dishing out your own serving of rice, especially after a heavy week of television watching.
Won Ton soup? Why not just order some spare ribs and an egg roll to go with that, stay on the bus with the rest of the tourists, and get it over with?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "s.s. sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd March 2004 - 09:53:33 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "GREGG BUDNICK RETURNING TO McS THIS FRIDAY 3/26!?!?!?!?!
WHY THAT'S ALMOST A MAJOR EVENT!
"ALMOST A MAJOR EVENT," YOU ASK?
WELL I GOT SOME SAD NEWS TO SHARE 'CAUSE I'LL BE MISSING MY OLD SEACLUSION FRIEND FOR THE 2ND STRAIGHT YEAR! YUP, YOU READ RIGHT FOLKS. NO SPREAD SHEET SAM AND HIS "HARD COPY" SPAWN TO MAKE FUN OF THIS FRIDAY 3/26. NO SQUINTING TO READ THE EXCRUCIATINGLY SMALL YET IRRELEVANT SIDE NOTES, NO ARGUMENTS (OR INTIMIDATION FROM KEN)OVER WHAT CONSTITUTES AN APPEARANCE OR NOT. NO CRITICISM ON SPREAD SHEET MINUTIAE WITHOUT A WORD OF THANKS FOR THE EFFORT INVOLVED (WARREN). NO THOUGHTLESS COMMENTS OVER CONTENT THAT INDICATES THAT SOME PEOPLE (KEN) HAVEN'T BEEN READING THE SPREAD SHEETS AT ALL.
NO OPPORTUNITIES FOR WEB MASTERS TO STEAL WITTY EVENING INSIGHTS BY "QUICK POSTING" ON THAT RED HOT SITE 12DARKS.COM (MORE HITS THAN YAHOO, MORE BIDS THAN EBAY, MORE SEARCHES THAN GOOGLE)
NOT TO WORRY THOUGH, ALL RETURNS TO NORMAL NEXT FRIDAY 4/2 FOR ADAM STRIDER RETURNS NIGHT.
(SHHHHHH, IT'S A SURPRISE!)
NOTE TO ADAM: GOOD NEWS HORSEMAN, MY ABSENCE THIS WEEK KEEPS YOU OUT OF THE CELLAR (#4 SPOT) AND TIED FOR #3 SPOT
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mr.C";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "RunningOffTheEndOfTheEarthWithIt@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th March 2004 - 01:21:46 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "No Sam hitting you over the head while yelling, 'Say thank
you, goddamnit!' Gosh, I'll miss that.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Jessie Poo Poo Face";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "jessscook@yahoo.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th March 2004 - 03:39:46 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "How come you cannot post the spreadsheet online? Why I ask! That would be a fun thing to do? Right?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Kenny Funk";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkyken@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "25th March 2004 - 12:49:05 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Jan, Sorry you won't be able to make it this Friday. and we'll certainly miss you, especially during Tommy's special "Midnight Shamrock Hunt".";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mr.C";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "drinkuplads@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "25th March 2004 - 07:40:46 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey, Stick-boy, what with Gregg supposedly coming, did
you invite K-man and P-man?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Kenny Funk";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkyken@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th March 2004 - 02:58:31 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I won't believe Gregg Mond is in McSorley's unless I see him there myself.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Pat";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Patdalia@yahoo.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th March 2004 - 04:26:15 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "He has a long drive in from Long Island. He might be tired after such a big trip. I think Laurie packed him a snack and a squeeze drink! ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Claudio (Debbie Prior's friend) ";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th March 2004 - 07:08:02 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hello again, Back Room Boys!
Who is this "Gregg Mond" that you are all talking about? And please tell me more about his "squeeze box"!
I would like to meet him, he sounds iteresting. Perhaps he and I can do the "Tommy Dance" togehter some time.
Later,
Claudio
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Dan the motha fuc*in man";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dannyboy69@hotmail.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th March 2004 - 02:25:19 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Dude thanks fot teh beeeeeeeeers
ahfeihf'a cdhfsduy
hdoifhd idfidhff
on you
boo ya!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mr.C";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "kensheadneedswork@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th March 2004 - 11:42:33 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "How quickly they forget dept.: Gregg's last McSor's
appearance was on 4/11/03, a scant 11 months ago.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Jessie Poo Poo Face";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th March 2004 - 02:21:39 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "There is a bidding frenzy going on! I cannot keep up!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Jessie Poo Poo Face";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th March 2004 - 03:37:03 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "This bidding frenzy is pretty sad! There is only two of us involved! Come on people! Bid! And bid high!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Kenny Funk";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkyken@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th March 2004 - 03:46:00 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Jesss, when are you going to wear that "Makin' Bacon" Trucker Cap down to McSorley's?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mr.C";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "getthemanacalendar@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th March 2004 - 06:40:23 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "What's sad is that the Funkster can't even tell which
night is Friday any more. ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "lerwind";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "lerwind@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th March 2004 - 08:52:47 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hey i hoped you had a great time in Italy, Adam. I have to hear all about it. hey i missed the seclusion reunion -how was the concert? hope to see you guys soon. maybe the return of Adam Strider Night -lynn";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mr.C";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "nextstopbabbleon@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th March 2004 - 11:37:24 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey, Lynn. What Seaclusion reunion? You mean last Friday
night? Well, in a sense, I guess. I think everyone there
had been to a party at Seaclusion, at least.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Jessie Poo Poo Face";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th March 2004 - 04:00:45 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I bought that for James. Oh nosy one! When are you going to laminate the speadsheet......";
$archive_name[++$index] = "birthday boy";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "31st March 2004 - 04:30:43 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "well well well, looks like ken does keep an accurate count on certain things, mr c!
and i'm man enuf to admit i'm just a little flattered that SOMEONE remembered my b'day.
fyi, it's pat's b'day as well today...great FI trivia answer there
looking forward to seeing everyone (and you too, dart-girl!) this friday, 4/2
ps hey ken, does my "birthday headline" above get tossed tomorrow like good riddence to bad trash?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mr.C";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "easilyamused@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "31st March 2004 - 08:36:18 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey, I remembered it, and Pat's as well. I just chose not
to mention them here. Until now.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby Weiss";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Bobbysoho@hotmail.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st April 2004 - 07:53:15 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Birthday Pat. For 12 Darts we will have to visit The Grassroots Tavern . I need Mark Goldsteins phone #, anybody. Email me, thanks. Home and cell if available.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby Weiss";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st April 2004 - 07:53:45 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Bobbysoho@hotmail.com";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby Weiss";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st April 2004 - 09:26:00 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "No longer need MG's 3, thanks.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby Weiss";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st April 2004 - 09:27:00 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I hate making typos in public. LOL. The 3 should be a #.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "The winner!";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "patdalia@yahoo.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st April 2004 - 10:22:07 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Spreadsheet from McSorley's '02-'03 Season - Item #2996590963
Its mine all mine! Does that come autographed?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Kenny Funk";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkyken@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st April 2004 - 12:44:22 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hi Pat, Congratulations! You are the winner of the McSorley's '02-'03 Spreadsheet. It's too bad that Jessica Stein didn't win, I guess she didn't think it was worth more than $4.87. I guess she also thought that a hat that said "Makin' Bacon" was a better buy on ebay. Please try not to flash it around in front of her this Friday, because she's probably very upset. I accept PayPal and personal checks. When you recieve the spreadsheet, please, leave positive feedback and I will do the same. And thank you for shopping on ebay. And happy birthday.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mr.C";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "canyoubelievthisguy@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st April 2004 - 02:24:12 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Leave it to Funk to charge for a birthday present!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "spread sheet sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st April 2004 - 02:35:54 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hey mr c*
leave it to dalia to pay for something that i'll be giving out for FREE tomorrow nite!
-s.s. sam
*and what the hell does the "c" stand for anyway?!?!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mr.C";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ohthehumanity@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st April 2004 - 02:41:10 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "'C' as in Cooper, as in Peter Cooper, as in the former owner of the chair that sits atop the fridge behind the bar. Ha!
Betcha didn't know there was a fridge behind the bar (and in
plain sight, too).";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Jessie Poo Face";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "jessscook@mindspring.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st April 2004 - 05:02:28 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I would have spent more moolah if it had been laminated... I WANTED IT laminated....
Happy Birthday Pat! ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mike Costa";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "mikecosta75@yahoo.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "02nd April 2004 - 02:58:47 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey...WHERE DO I GET MCSORLEY's T-SHIRTS??? My all-time favorite place to throw 18 or 20 back. Went to Montclair State in the early 80's and regularly made trips in to McSorley's. Now here in San Diego. It got as low as 50 last night. Horrible...
Mike";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Jessie Poo Poo Face";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "02nd April 2004 - 03:22:34 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Maybe you should steal a beer mug? It is better than a stale cracker! And it does not need to be laminated....";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mr. Wor Bar";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "02nd April 2004 - 05:14:52 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "A-hoy,
I do not like you bad mouthing my families food! That dish is the only thing worthwhile at 69 Bayard. Why not go to noodletown where they have jellyfish and sandy pot casseroles not to mention Sea Bass with Flowering chives!!! Say it with me Noodletown--it's also half a block closer to VFW!
Alright suckers I'm back to reclaim the Friday night McSorley's party scheme. See you all!
Adam "show's up at 11pm" Strider";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Tommy Nolan";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Patdalia@yahoo.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "02nd April 2004 - 06:33:16 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Glad your coming back you cheap fuck!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Peter the doorman";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "02nd April 2004 - 08:21:59 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Adam-
Remember the time I cursed you out like the cheap fuck that you are!?!?!
(Man I'm gettin my throat cleared for ya already)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "s.s. sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th April 2004 - 12:33:50 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "4/2/04 Addl Info: Table-2 > 2+3
Afters-Scratchers(Warren,Ken,Adam,Dave Surf,Dart Girl)>
VFW(Warren,Adam, Dave S,Ken-"Hello" only)
Friday Fun Facts-
*First double-digit turn out since 3/5/04
*Last appr by Ed & Side-kick Don: 12/5/03 (18 wks)
* " " " Paula: 10/3/03 (26 wks)
* " " " Heather: 1/23/04 (11 wks)
NOTE: COMING THIS FRIDAY (4/9)... "FULL ATTENDANCE" RECAP
(ONE TIME ONLY ISSUANCE!!!)
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Assistant Principal";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th April 2004 - 04:36:53 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Elliot Brown. Thank you for adjusting the attendance!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "s.s. sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th April 2004 - 10:49:16 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "SUBJECT: Title for next event, Friday 4/9/04
PROPOSAL: "At Ken's request..."
RATIONALE: For this Friday, Ken has requested a specially designed (and highly unique!) spread sheet reflecting full attendance for the '03-'04 season. (Though not yet completed, it is already a much sought after collectors item)
However, in making his request Ken - once again - is totally insensitive to the impact that this highly labor intensive project makes on the work-place commitments of others.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Kenny Funk";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkyken@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th April 2004 - 11:16:20 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "SUBJECT: All Future Spreadsheets
PROPOSAL: Put the names on an angle.
RATIONALE: You'd be able to fit EVERYONE on one page, (which you could easily update EVERY week), and we wouldn't have to be embarrassed again like we were last Friday, when Ed, Don and Paula walked in to find not even a trace of their names on the spreadsheet.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Chad R. Cheeze";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "stopthemadness@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th April 2004 - 01:54:52 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Remember when it was about the ale? about the camaraderie?
about the cheese plates and liverwurst sandwiches? Does
anyone remember topics? Anyway, maybe Don's first appearance of the winter was last Friday, and perhaps Ed (12/5) and Paula (10/3) had each made only one appearance this season prior to last Friday, so let's not be so hard on Sam.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Kenny Funk";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkyken@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th April 2004 - 03:30:08 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Jan, Are you out there? I guess you're not posting because you're busy working on the spreadsheet.·";
$archive_name[++$index] = "jan";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th April 2004 - 03:40:40 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "i'm always here brother (non-blood)
and not to worry 'cause the "By Ken's Request...." special spreed sheet (featuring guess whose picture right in front!)
is all done and bound";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Groucho";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Groucho20001@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th April 2004 - 04:55:59 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Any word on the kosher for passover selections available?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "s.s. sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th April 2004 - 08:06:45 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hey ken-
won't you be proud when tonite's VERY SPECIAL guests - The Big 5 - get to see their names on the spread sheet?!?!
ps WHERE'S TONITE'S INVITE????????";
$archive_name[++$index] = "MikeSexter";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th April 2004 - 04:56:39 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Great time last night! Great to meet everyone. You looked much less ugly as the evening wore on. Photos, plus the Warren Jewfro bonus shot, will have to wait until I get back to California. In the meantime go here ( http://mikesexter.com/WarrenMikeHoward.jpg ) for a picture of Warren as the fourth Fabulous Furry Freak Brother.
P.S. Jan, you left a copy of your TPS report in the car. Thanks for the cover sheet - not everyone read the memo.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "s.s. sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "wherewerethey@uselessinfo.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th April 2004 - 09:42:03 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "*?¹e mystery continues of "5 mighty empty chairs" this past Friday 4/9...we now await the imminent removal of the sadly infamous 4/9/04 12Darks.com headline & "welcome to our special guests" banner "THE BIG 5:CHERYL,DEBBIE,
JOANNIE,MICHELE & STACY".
Yes, it's an unanswered mystery as to why on Friday 4/9 the 4 Horseman (plus guests from that evening Mike,Dan,Adam,
Frank - people who ACTUALLY SHOWED UP) stared at 5 mighty empty chairs that night.
The question now before us is who bears responsibility for this planning/implementation fiasco!
Is it KEN...for his CONTINUED failure to send an evening e-invite?
WARREN...for his pathetic "look, I was busy" fumbling of a timely personal invite to "THE BIG 5"?
Or ADAM...for never EVER offering 1 bloody lick of effort in any of these matters?
Answers to these questions and MORE* coming this Friday 4/15 "Mystery Solved" Night.
*Such as last "BIG 5" appearance dates - thanks to Ken's new total 03-04 attendance recap. Which was available to those that SHOWED UP last Friday.
NOTE TO KEN:pls set up addl website..."5EmptyChairs.com"
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "s.s. sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "wheresthenewbannerken?@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th April 2004 - 03:14:50 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Ken-
Begin work IMMEDIATELY on a new headline banner for this Friday 4/15 to read "Mystery of THE BIG 5, REVEALED!"
I have Mr C's full support on this matter.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "patdalia";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "patdalia@yahoo.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th April 2004 - 04:05:34 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I'd love to break the fast with you guys on Friday if its ok.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Kenny Funk";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkyken@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th April 2004 - 05:18:40 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Sam, You're right, You're absolutely right ("Muller's the man to see about the promotion·"*) From now on I'm only posting special banners when I know the people will actually show up· like Tim Jones on "Tim Jones" Night.
*denotes obscure "Tim Jones-inspired" Honeymooners reference.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Dalia";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "patdalia@yahoo.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th April 2004 - 05:54:50 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "So I take that as a no! It was already fixed.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "spread sheet sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "i'mexcitedabout4/16!@mcsorley's.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th April 2004 - 05:42:49 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "ALERT: 4/16/04 WHATTA NIGHT TO PLAN FOR!!!
Talk about a "don't dare miss this one" line-up....
1.Mike "2 wks in a row/double-play Chico Escuela" Sexter
and...
2.Back from the grave (ok, maybe Long Island)...Pat Dalia!
Yep, that lovable bastard's groveling his way back after missing the BIG BIRTHDAY BASH we threw for him a few weeks ago and then trashing poor Ken's fragile ego by failing to pick up the '02-'03 spread sheet that Pat won on eBay and poor Ken took the time to laminate (at no addl charge,OUCH!)
for him.
...need another reason to come 4/16?
3.First ever, "Chairman's Choice" Special Edition Spread Sheet!!! That's right, lovable WJB has requested a unique personalized edition. Come early, FREE ENVELOPES!!!
...want more???
4.Free beers for Warren. Since Brendan's not expected, you can watch the (single) "Tommy round" await him. The rest of us will be spending hard earned cash.
...even more???
5.Stare at Tim Jones' empty chair and ask yourself as we did..."Why in the world would Ken waste valuable headline banner space on him!?!?!?!"
ALL THIS AND MORE, 4/16/04...TRULY A SPECIAL FRIDAY!!!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mr. Clayton";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "whatshetalkingabout@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th April 2004 - 08:31:31 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey, Tim may just surprise you, rutabaga breath.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "suspicious sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "whysitallaboutKen@12darks.com?";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th April 2004 - 02:16:22 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Ever ask yourself "Would'nt it be nice if I had a PERSONAL message board where I could post (PATHETICLY SELF-AGGRANDIZING) pictures of myself"???
(And on the critical headline banner, no less!!!)
No, you have'nt?
Well, it's sadly clear that Ken does'nt feel that way.
P.S. He will probably respond to this by saying "Hey, Susan's in one picture so it's not all about me!" Sorry Ken, but it is.
PLEASE REMOVE IMMEDIATELY AND REPLACE WITH THAT WONDERFULLY CREATIVE AND INNOVATIVE "TIM JONES NIGHT" HEADLINE BANNER
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mr. Carini";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "lumpyhead@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th April 2004 - 04:24:54 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happens every spring. Same pathetic composite photos.
Even if they were real, talk about living off of your
tawdry bits of faded glory.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th April 2004 - 09:33:54 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "The spread was laminated? Totally no fair! I think we need to re-open the bidding!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "supportive sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "why'sKensosad@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th April 2004 - 09:51:41 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "See Ken.....people are reading the site!
Don't be so sad, pal.
SPECIAL NOTE TO 12DARKS FANS: RUMORS THAT KEN WILL BE SHUTTING DOWN THE SITE 'CAUSE "NOBODY'S READING OR POSTING
...THEY JUST DON'T SEEM TO CARE ABOUT ALL THE HARD WORK THAT I (KEN) PUT IN TO THIS EACH WEEK! I MEAN DO THEY (YOU, THE READERS) THINK THAT MY VENTI LATTE'S ARE FREE?!?!"
ARE PREMATURE.
(12DARKS/KEN SUPPORT GROUP MEETING TONITE,FRI 4/16 11-1!!!)
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Scottish Mark";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th April 2004 - 10:48:17 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hehe, I met Funky Ken in Dublin & Copenhagen at Phish (pronounced FISH) concerts. Hope all is well :)
Mark";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Kenny Funk";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkyken@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th April 2004 - 11:12:15 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Scottish Mark, great to hear from ya! You know we have a saying here in the States, "If it ain't Scottish, it's crrrap!". When are you gonna join us here for a few rounds?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "franky22";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "kfrank@ghi.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th April 2004 - 11:20:49 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Ok my first time posting a note on 12darks - now I feel alive!!!!
Got back from visiting S.S.S in Italy - great fun accept for sleeping in the Sienna train station with 18 year old European freaky disco boys. Will not make it MCs. tonight -Have a triple date with the Farmer - I'll just let everyone expand on that one themselves!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Alan Gensoli";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "B_B_Bungalow@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th April 2004 - 12:48:02 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Kenny,
Long time no see. I wish I could come tonight, but I am leaving for the airport to fly home to Manila. Mt. Pinatubo is rumbling again and I must move some things.
Best wishes,
Alan
p.s. you're a graphic artist so maybe you you like to come to one of my training seminars (that's my line of work now) for Best Info page layout software systems. Its going up against quark express and InDesign, but I still think it offers some clear advantages. It will spit out camera-ready layouts in a jiffy...no more ordering "repro type" from upstairs! June 7-8th Garden Room of the Rutherford Days Inn";
$archive_name[++$index] = "B_B_Bungalow@aol.com";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th April 2004 - 01:57:09 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Kenny, here is my email address";
$archive_name[++$index] = "TheBadSeed@yahoo.com";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th April 2004 - 02:05:22 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hi Kenny,
Its Patty McCormack. Remember Family Media? Me and Trish Nolan mention you from time to time. Me and her are still good friends. In fact we live together now and just applied for a marriage license up in New Paltz. We had had it with the bar dating scene, druken men and interoffice liasions that get ugly. Like that g#d d#*n Paul Hoffman. He promised me he'd take me to Discover in CA. And don't even mention Tim Jones to Trish. But I'm not bitter. ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "AllUDidAllDay@hotmail.com";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th April 2004 - 02:09:45 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Ken,
I love this site. Aside from some kerning problems, the design is fantastic. Do NOT shut it down.
By the way, any chance Jeremy (my son) could intern at Coffee Cup. He's a real sweetheart.
Russell";
$archive_name[++$index] = "system administrator";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th April 2004 - 02:19:40 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Dear Mr. Funk,
Because of increased traffic and a significant rise in the number of hits at "12darks.com", please be advised that hosting fee that we charge you for server space will be raised by 73%.
If you have any questions please let us know.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Kenny Funk";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkyken@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th April 2004 - 02:43:09 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hi Alan, Great to hear from you after all these years! How did you find out about this site? I remember when we worked together at "1,001 Home Ideas" magazine from 1986-91. Boy, those were fun times! I see that you named your email address after one of the feature articles, "Baby Boomer Bungalows". How clever! That Errol Croft sure had a way with words. Remember when you'd ask me to move the "1" in "1/4" up just a little bit on Phyllis Kohn's mango recipes? I don't know about Best Info, but I do know that Quark has a handy little feature called "Baseline Shift" that makes it real easy. (Like, if ".5" is not enough and "1" is too much, you can make it ".75"!). Do you hear from Maia Javan or Alex Gant or Kathy Robitz? I still stay in touch with Tim Jones, the Associate Art Director. He sure has moved up the ladder. I guess it must have been all that intense training with master typesman Russel Zolan. I know I sure couldn't keep up with him. I remember once after I spent the whole day making changes to Ellen Frankel's "Editor's Notebook" Russel asked if "that was all I had done all day." Needless to say, I was humiliated. Then he'd dazzle us with his use of that Craw typeface on those sidebars? Man, he was good. Hey, Alan, drop in for a brew some night. That would almost be as shocking as Tim Jones walking in.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "scathing sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "allaboutken@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th April 2004 - 02:45:28 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Excuse me, but when did this site become "ALL ABOUT KEN"????
It's starting to look 12Kens.com for cryin' out loud!
Which reminds me, remember when this site was about Friday nights at Mcs??? When Horsemen like Mr C posted clever witticisms and McS veteran fff would post from abroad? When "Top 10" attendee Lynn grossly misunderstand the site's name or Adam offered NOT A BLOODY LICK OF EFFORT?
Someone pls tell me that The Horseman won't be eating peppers and wor bar ALONE tonite!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "The Bard O" Great Neck";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th April 2004 - 03:03:19 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Greetings ya sluggards,
This be the Bard agin. Just ta remin you laggards that next
Friday April 23rd, is ironically the birth and death of the
scribe of scribes Willie S (1564-1616). So any of you poor
souls whoever suffered through the likes of Othello, Hamlet,
or Titus Andronicus, should pop a darkie down for the lad
from Avon.
Good Morrow lads and lassies,
Old gray beard";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th April 2004 - 05:02:37 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "A-hoy,
Looking forward to this evening although I will be somewhat tardy. Not just cuz I'm lazy but pre-McS plan hopefully with warning I won't be penalized for this.
See you later,
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Russell Zolan";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "isthatallyoudidtoday@prick.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th April 2004 - 05:15:55 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Tim, It's amazing how this website has brought people together· By the way, remember when we went out to Ellen's place in Fire Island? It seems I had a quarter tank already in the car, not a half tank like I had thought, so if we could square things away the next time I see you, that would be great. Cheers, Russell";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mr. R";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "sitsnexttolou@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th April 2004 - 05:16:03 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I dunno 'bout youse guys, but all dis typeface talk is
makin' me mighty thirsty. BTW, bad news about those Brooklyn shows, Ken. I heard that the e-mail mail order
dates were a ruse; the shows actually went on sale today
at 10, and sold out in .0000000000000000000000000002
seconds. Come one, come all, and discuss with stick boy
all the excruciatingly mundane minutia that he finds so
fascinating.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Abs";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Robabs@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th April 2004 - 10:43:13 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Ken, do any single women ever come to your McSorley's nights? Who's got my miracle Phish ticket?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Substitute Teacher";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th April 2004 - 11:51:34 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "In response to Abs... There are many single men who go to McSorleys! But there never seems to be any single men! We have all asked Ken and Warren to work on this... And who might you be? ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ty Wanan";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "whataboutwaterfrontandarchery@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th April 2004 - 02:44:12 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Oh, please...there was a table full of single women next
to us Friday night...And don't blame me for the incorrect
dates and job titles in Ken's 4/16 text...he's working so
hard on this thing, he's not letting a little thing like
the facts stand in the way...";
$archive_name[++$index] = "spread sheet sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "whenuneedthefacts@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th April 2004 - 03:50:06 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "4/16/04 Addl info-
Table(s):6 > 6+5
Food: Mixed cheese & meat plate
Attendance News: Heather makes the "TOP 10" with her 5th(WOW!) appr of the season.(Welcome to the FRONT PAGE, lady!)
Best impersonation of The Clash's "Shound I stay or should I go now?": Heather
After Scratchers(WJB,Adam,Dave Surf): Noodletown (not
established in 1938, like Wo Hop, AHEM)
After Scratchers(Ken): Juglesh's Corner Deli (Turkey sub)
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "the italian rapscallion";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "howUdoin@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th April 2004 - 01:06:25 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Let's pick it up, shall we? With sleepy posts like the last few, I'm recommending that you ALL get shares in TS this year (see above). Especially YOU, Mr. Ken "ICDA" Funk. Turkey sub, indeed.
Doesn't anybody DRINK anymore??????";
$archive_name[++$index] = "MrFireIsland";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Rjcdermmd@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th April 2004 - 01:24:49 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "A "Friendly older group?""Who enjoy the night lfe?
"Atmosphere of fun and harmony". Sign me up.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Favorite C";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st April 2004 - 04:06:32 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "What Mr. audiophile? Yes, my cuz let the moths out and bought new B&W speakers. He listens to Stan Freeburg in full fidelity w/12 darks on the side. Yea he's a charlatan but he's a Funk.
Thanks for the Cracker
AF";
$archive_name[++$index] = "significant sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "lucky#100@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st April 2004 - 04:36:30 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "****************MAJOR UPCOMING EVENT NEWS*******************
"HORSEMAN PREPARE TO WELCOME LUCKY GUEST #100 TO BACKROOM"
------------------------------------------------------------
Yes, you read right folks.....the countdown to "Lucky Guest #100" is winding down. A total of 87 of you fortunate folk have guested with us this season and the upcoming 13th new guest to join us will be #100 and get to shake - what Tommy lovingly refers to as "his lucky little shamrock!" Boy, talk about a prize worth showing up for. But that's not all..............
*Free napkins
*Get your picture taken by WJB while admiring a picture of our picture on the wall
*Cut the line out front by slipping Peter the doorman, $5
*Pull a "Marc Goldstein" and get to take home a beer glass filled w mustard
*MORE, MORE, MORE
See you Friday......and GOOD LUCK!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd April 2004 - 10:02:17 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Funk! Where are the invites? No new stuff on Ebay? I need a fix!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bigfish";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "losersayouch@nowyou'realoser";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd April 2004 - 04:59:59 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "100th guest now that is special what's really exciting is will it happen this week or next. Judging by recent turnout numbers it really is up for grabs. How's bout some betting boys???
I'm in for $10 it goes down this week. Any takers????
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Assistant Principal";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd April 2004 - 10:48:02 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I say it goes down next week. I just might have some inside information.... ";
$archive_name[++$index] = ""say it aint so" sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "maydropto#4@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd April 2004 - 02:46:04 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "****************HORSEMAN DOWN ALERT!**********************
Head's up fellow regulars......
Horseman #3 (tied w Adam, totl s-t-d appr:27) may be ABSENT tonite due to an early AM flight Saturday. "Push on thru" will be uttered by "The Chairman" but that may not be possible.
NOTE TO SPREAD SHEET ENTHUSIASTS: LATEST VERSION WILL BE AVAILABLE FROM "TOMMY"...THOUGH HE MAY CHARGE FOR THEM.
(BUT WORTH A NOMINAL FEE, THEY WILL BE!)
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Kenny Funk";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkyken@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd April 2004 - 05:02:07 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey, Tim Jones, You going out tonight?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mike SextER";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "msexter@earthlink.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th April 2004 - 01:08:52 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Yeah that's Sext-E-R, not Sext-O-R. Sextor sounds like the title of a bad porno involving some kind of robot. Do you remember "Tobor - the 8th Man". Maybe this is "Sextor - the 8th Inch".
It was great to see you all again on the 16th. Even the guy that was on the cell phone and didn't want me to sit in the empty seat because his girlfriend was gonna be "showing up". Believe me, she didn't want to be around after my brother started drinking anyway.
So go here to see a few photos from 4/09/2004:
http://mikesexter.com/macs/
I'll be back in July...";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Substitute Teacher";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th April 2004 - 11:35:41 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "What about the 100th guest? ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "YO";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "1of2@wheresmyfriendz";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th April 2004 - 02:59:14 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "It was just two lone horseman battling it out. There was some minor desecration of a spreadsheet but this was sussed out. The noodletown stop was enjoyable. It was also the first Friday night I returned home before daylight in many moons. Supreme highlight of course Big Mike expecting child.
Love those pics SexTER--though both names sound very porn friendly.
How bout that jazz fest?
cheers all,
adam counting down to friday!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby Weiss";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th April 2004 - 02:59:38 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Check out my new website. Under construction now. www.TheYuan.com ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "san francisco sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "outoftownbut@notoutoftouch.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th April 2004 - 12:58:00 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Additional 4/23 info-
Table #:5
Food:None
# Missing Horsemen:2
Creativity of "Margarita Madness" Headline Banner:Poor
Concern level over Spread Sheet "desecration":High
Appearance likelyhood of updated Spread Sheet for 4/30:Zero";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ron Zoni";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ibeg2differ@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th April 2004 - 02:50:55 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Our lack of concern over the zero likelihood of an updated spreadsheet is exceeded only by our indifference to the
post immediately preceding this one.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Good to be back in third";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ha ha jan@fourthplace where you belong.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th April 2004 - 05:24:18 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Banner creativity I thought was fair with Margarita Madness--fond memories of past summers and new ones to be created. How long has it been since mr.spreadsheet made it to a Margarita Madness???
I remember the last time the webmaster did so...
However the creativity of this weeks banner--SUCKS!
Spreadsheet desecration--a story for the ages--only to be discussed at the place of such horror.
Well by watch I'll see you all in about 30hours for some darks beers.
cheers,
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Athletic Director";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th April 2004 - 01:29:10 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I like the banner. It is very nice! It has a certain je ne sais quois quality about it! Why so negative? ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "ler";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "lerwind@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th April 2004 - 03:25:45 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hopeto see you tonight and there are eligible jewish guys to meet so whoever put the banner above will not disappoint me. ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Cindy Adams-you know-from the Post";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Groucho20001@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th April 2004 - 05:26:38 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Who are these people in the banner? Are they former friends of the Funkmeister? And how old are these photos? Judging from Pat Benetar, you know who I mean and not to be cruel, these photos have to be at least 20 years old. And not a BOLD face name for me to print in my column, you know from the Post.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Joey Adams";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "JAdams@heavenorhell.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th April 2004 - 05:32:22 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Cindy,
Enough already. People are tired of your petulance and propriety. You of all people shoule complain about photos. Everyone who passes by your column, and g-d knows, nobody reads it, and looks at your photo, knows if I say its 20 years old, I'm a saint. Then again, showing everyone what you really look like, after peeling away the layers of Lauder, I'm not sure if that's doing anyone any favors. Enjoy Jewish Singles Night, Cindy. You could use a good schtooping. Thanks for nothing.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Eggs A. Stential";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "whatdoesitallmean@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "03rd May 2004 - 08:11:37 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Slainte, stick-boy. Spot ya? I see ya! ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "ler";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "lerwind@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "04th May 2004 - 12:21:19 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "dear sue, hope you are having a great time in firenze and look forward to seeing you on the island sunbathing. regards ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Stan Bymie";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "mrcooke@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "04th May 2004 - 11:33:05 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "A little product placement in the banner there, eh, Brett Weir? and what's with the space between #7 and #8? a shocking lack of creativity.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "04th May 2004 - 04:06:47 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "What kind of product between #7 and #8 did you have in mind?
I also think this is the best banner theme of all!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mitt Sue Beeshy";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "madeinJapan@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th May 2004 - 01:02:08 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "There had been a blank line between #'s 7 & 8 in the 4/30
Mc's list that wasn't appearing on stick-boy's screen. The product placement mentioned in post # 196 refers to the coffee cup in this week's 'Greetings from NYC' banner (representing a slight improvement in creativity from last week's banner, we might add).";
$archive_name[++$index] = "franni meatballs";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "wasamattau@dodecisciuri.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th May 2004 - 01:30:20 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey kids...I'm touched...really. That's a rather large cup for espresso, but the banner is freakin beautiful. I miss yiz all and I can't wait until 21/05 (we guidettes say it backwards)....";
$archive_name[++$index] = "summarizing sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "everydetailmatters@12darks.com!!!";
$archive_date[ $index] = "06th May 2004 - 11:50:30 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "4/30/04 Additional Info....
-Evening Highlight: 4HORSEMEN WELCOME BECKY, GUEST #90!!!
-Table(s): 3 + 2* > 4 (1ST TIME! Yes, The Horsemen and their 5 guests made our first visit to table 4 since it was re-postioned to allow easier access to ladies pee room.)
-View of Horsemen Picture: Front row!
-Food: Fries, Cheese Plate, Sandwiches
-Tommy's Christmas Round: Actually sufficient to allow each of us a "freebie"
-Afters: Slainte
-After "Afters": None
*****COUNTDOWN TO GUEST #100: 10 NEW ATTENDEES*****
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "significant sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "lucky#200welcomeslucky#100@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "06th May 2004 - 02:28:00 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Wow! Has anyone noticed that something REALLY SIGNIFICANT (like the 200th post on this site!) is setting the stage for something REALLY, REALLY SIGNIFICANT????
That's right folks, the countdown to "LUCKY GUEST #100" continues this Friday, May 7.
And there's more....
"LUCKY GUEST #100" DRINKS FREE(!) FOR THE 2004-2005 SEASON*
*unless they plan on coming often...then we will have to "re-visit" this INCREDIBLE OFFER
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Blue Chunx";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "speaksforhimself@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "06th May 2004 - 05:39:21 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Uh, 'Lucky Guest #100' Drinks Free for the 2004-2005 Season...on Sam! (Offer limited to one ale per Friday
evening during '04 - '05 season. Season to be defined by majority of executive board. Ale must be consumed between 12:58 and 12:59 AM, subject to avilability. Offer is not be combined with any other offers. Ale is not to be combined with any other ales.)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Blue Chunx Again";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "hestillspeaksforhimself@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "06th May 2004 - 06:14:40 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Uh, 'Lucky Guest #100' Drinks Free for the 2004-2005 Season...on Sam! (Offer limited to one ale per Friday evening during '04 - '05 season. Season to be defined
by majority of executive board. Ale must be consumed between 12:58 and 12:59 AM, subject to avilability.
Offer is not to be combined with any other offers. Ale
is not to be combined with any other ales.)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "sharpshooting sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "nobodypostsbutus@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th May 2004 - 09:59:01 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hey blow chunks-
what's the editorial difference btw post #202 and #203?
and if you're so scared of buying free drinks for "LUCKY #100" how come you scheduled the freebies (12:58a-12:59a)during Tommy's infamous "Warren round" anyway?!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "K-dog";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "howgreatarethosephishshowsgonnabe@coneyisland.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th May 2004 - 10:33:30 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "A-man- Here's what happened... do you know the way Jan will take something light and fun (like the arrival of our 100th guest), and turn it into something forced and contrived? I suggested that the 100th guest could drink free that night. Apparantly that wasn't enough incentive. Jan thought that the 100th guest should drink free for a whole year. I said, "What happens if the 100th guest can really drink? Are you gonna pay for their beers every week for a year?" He said, "You're right, let's just make it free for only 1 minute, 12:58-12:59am." And that's what happened. ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "sorrowful sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "forcedandcontrived@alwaysme.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th May 2004 - 11:05:07 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "To any who consider my humor "forced & contrived" (Read:KEN)
You ain't seen nuthin yet pal! The gloves are officially
off now. Upcoming "ugliness" will be - verbally & hard copy - detailed tonite, Fri 5/7. ANOTHER CAN'T MISS EVENT!
(Unless you're scared, LIKE KEN)
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Dan Gull";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "livetolivenotrelive@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th May 2004 - 12:11:22 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "New web sites to be launched soon:
getalife.com
dosomework.com
shutthefuckup.com
godicantwaittogetbacktofireisland.com
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th May 2004 - 02:00:20 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Whattabout the person that brings the 100th guest? What do they get? Huh? Besides remarks about beautiful their guests are? Huh? What are you gonna do for me? Huh?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Guidance Counselor";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th May 2004 - 02:05:10 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I like the banner; very industrial, very NOW! One of the most imaginative yet!
Good work guys! Keep it up!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Tobor, the 8th Man";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "whatcanwedocanwecall@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th May 2004 - 02:14:25 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "well, it would be, if the month were correct. Hey,
stick-boy! April 7th was a Wednesday!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Guidance Counselor";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th May 2004 - 02:17:29 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "The wrong date is a metaphor for the time spent at McSorley's, the love and the laughter that is shared at McSorleys... Mr. Tobor the Bonehead! Smarty Pants!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "suggestive sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "it'sallaboutken@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th May 2004 - 02:27:26 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Perhaps there would be MASSIVE improvement on 12darks site with an (AHEM) additional editorial contributor on staff?
Potential areas of improvement:
-more creative headline banners (and at the very least w correct dating)
-picture posting capability
-more elaborate & informative wkly recap info scrawl
-assured free drinks for "LUCKY #100" guest (and top 10 attendee who brings #100, jess!)
and finally...
-less about KEN, more about the rest of us
Result: TONS MORE POSTINGS!!!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th May 2004 - 02:43:06 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I think you are doing a fine job! I even like the minimilist banner... Very chic! And if you are real nice I will try bring more cute girls for you to ogle!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Webmaster Ken";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ken@timjones.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th May 2004 - 03:16:47 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Okay, I fixed the date. Did anyone see the item up for sale on Ebay: Search: McSorley's";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Scat Masterson";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "scatological@schmackenze.fireisland";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th May 2004 - 03:23:59 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Enough of the critiquing and ball-busting. Time for some SCAT!!!
Be bop doh whoa dat dat
zoom bobbly bing dong dee doodle ski bibble dee
bibble dee dobbo doh wat skey fing fobbly dap schlap schmacka
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "scrutinizin' sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "heoffersnothingofvalue@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th May 2004 - 03:42:14 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "***********IMMEDIATE JOB OPENING****************
- SEEKING REPLACEMENT HORSEMAN(1)!!! -
Only requirement...
-Must be able to contribute SOMETHING OF VALUE to web site
Or
-Must insult Arnie more often
Or
-Must "royally piss off" Peter at least once a season
Or
-Must be able to avoid being ignored by Tommy despite being a regular member of the Friday night backroom crew for 3 1/2 years!
Candidate screening tonite, Fri 5/7.
ANOTHER CAN'T MISS EVENT!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th May 2004 - 04:02:22 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hello! What about a Horsewoman?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "KATHY FRANK";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th May 2004 - 04:33:23 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "HEY WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA???????? Response # 158 IS ME - KATHY FRANK - AKA FRANKY22 - WHY BLANK?????";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Jim Tones";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "icda@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th May 2004 - 06:36:32 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Kath: I see your message there - not blank on my screen.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "tongiht ends the season@see you in fire island.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th May 2004 - 06:52:54 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Well well well,
Lots of posting quite nice. Mr. Spreadsheet seems to have not realized something--tonight will be the last appearance of all 4horseman until 7/23/04.
Fire Island weekends begin next week for some. I'll miss what I presume will be the official end of the season 5/28.
It'll be tough those long hot summer nights two non-blood relatives staring at warm beers wondering how they used to drink so many. Jan trying to look interested in something as Kenny snubs him to talk to people at another table.
Kenny wondering if he really should hang out with his brother-in-law so much--and finding himself pleasantly surprised at how happy he is to see Arnie.
Well this horseman will be at the beach waiting for a phone call.
As for not contributing????
I drink all the beers.
cheers,
Adam "I'll actually be there at 11pm" ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th May 2004 - 11:33:00 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "And what about Jessica and Dan? Sans Becky! That is probably why you do not remember us.... Hrumph....";
$archive_name[++$index] = "KF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th May 2004 - 01:04:48 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Sorry, Jess, the computer did it.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "The Galloping Guidette";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "catherineTgreat@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th May 2004 - 01:07:26 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey youse guys you are forgetting about a certain (ahem) horseWOMAN who will be arriving just in time to fill a certain pair of (rrilly big) shoes...just because I've fallen behind Heather, Miss Jess, and Lynn "IT girl" Rothchild on the spreadsheet, doesn't mean I can't still drink the rest a yiz into the sawdust (except for you, honey :P). I'm comin' home, and boy am I thirsty. Viva la Donna del Cavallo!!!!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "scrutinizing sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "sloppy@onlykensopinions.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th May 2004 - 05:19:08 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "while wondering how refreshingly different the 12darks editorial content might be if ANYONE OTHER THAN KEN had the opportunity to create it.....one offers the following;
Addl 5/7 Info-
*CORRECT Attendance Total: 12
*Evening Highlight: BRENDAN!
*Evening Low Point: Mary mistakes Adam's flannel shirt for a dust rag, uses it to wipe up WJB's spilled beer on the second floor landing (yes, Paschalls' have a landing!) and tosses it in to the laundry. Adam is flummuxed, not to mention MIGHTY COLD.
*Table: 6 > 1";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "11th May 2004 - 11:41:30 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "To: The Galloping Guidette
We can only follow in your footsteps. In this case the pupils can never surpass the mentor. We will never have your finesse or that certain "je ne sais quoi" you bring to everything that you do!
Hurry back and teach us more!
Sincerely,
Your apt and longing pupil!
JPPF";
$archive_name[++$index] = "fftgg";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "worshipme@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th May 2004 - 10:13:30 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Dearest JPPF,
Thanks...it's nice to know that my REAL friends haven't forgotten about me. By the way, speaking of REAL friends, I wonder which of my REAL friends will be accompanying me to the...(insert drum roll/vacuum noise here)...PHISH CONCERT IN CONEY ISLAND ON 17/06/04 (unless my husband wants to go, in which case you are all S.O.L.; but he hates Phish so one of youse might get lucky). Even better, the concert is on MY BIRTHDAY (they must have known!) so the lucky guest will have the honor of bestowing refreshments and logo gear upon yours truly. Line forms now, kids.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th May 2004 - 12:35:53 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Sweetest fftgg;
I believe I am Locust Island that week-end. I have no idea who "Phish" is. But I do love Coney Island....
Are you keeping your grades up? Do we see your report card? Are you going to post your grades on 12darks.com?
I want to know!
Jess";
$archive_name[++$index] = "KF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ken@shrimpandbroccoli.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th May 2004 - 01:35:10 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Sue, Well, now that you ruined the surprise, I might as well, tell you· Trey is gonna let you do the "Meatstick Dance" with them on stage that night.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "sensational news sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "#100justgotcloser@FREEBEER.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th May 2004 - 02:48:29 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "************IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT*****************
In anticipation of the upcoming Friday night AWARD CEREMONY marking the appearance of "Lucky Guest #100" a startling discovery was made. Looks like the total attendance to date is in fact 93 guests who've joined the 4Horsemen.
So be there tomorrow Friday May 14 as the countdown continues to "Lucky Guest #100". Another "can't miss" event!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sam Bam Cunningham";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "phoxborosphinest@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th May 2004 - 02:59:46 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "startling! now wait until Ken apprises Tim Jones that he is
the weekly banner honoree...which should happen Friday night
at approximately 10PM...whaddayamean, ya can't make it?!
Its your night!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "suggestive sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "betterthantimjones!@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th May 2004 - 12:31:48 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "*************Mystery Guest Alert*************
An true old and dear FI friend may be joing the 4Horseman tonite to help the countdown to #100
Also tonite (5/14/04) watch Ken talk to Tim Jones' empty chair (AGAIN!)
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Shmuel Adams";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "anamericanpatriot@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th May 2004 - 01:02:55 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "ahhh...a 'true' old and dear FI friend...as opposed to all those false old and dear FI friends that Sam leads on like
so many station managers....";
$archive_name[++$index] = "KF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "craw@russelzolan.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th May 2004 - 02:07:47 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I'm telling you, he's gonna show up, I sent him an email last night.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby Weiss";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th May 2004 - 08:05:28 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I wound up in McSorley's on Friday, Saturday AND Sunday. Sunday's visit was just to drain my trouser trout. Friday was to hang out with the regulars. Saturday, well I just happened to be in the neighborhood when I got caught in a torrential downpour and sought the cover of a comfortable place. That was 10pm. When I finally left at 12:30am I meandered around the corner with my friend who had since shown up. The rain started again and it was very very heavy. Wet woman were streaming past me as I waited under the scaffolding on St. Marks Place. And then it happened. A topless woman ran west down the center of St. Marks Pl. in a heavy rain and ran into what appeared from that distance to be The Grassroots Tavern. Out of curiosity, after five minutes or so, we headed towards the Tavern to take a look. Who comes walking out? Rupert, the winner of the million bucks from Survivor. Pretty cool night indeed.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "several subjects sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ilikethisguybob@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th May 2004 - 12:03:23 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "1.Hey Bobby-
Nice post below!
2.Hey Ken-
Now that's what I call an example of the kind of post that 12Darks need more of. Chuck full of interesting weather related detail, filled with the desperate longings of a single guy's search for companionship in the cold (and rainy) Big City, a meaningless reference to reality TV...and for good measure, A TOPLESS WOMAN!
Let's see if "Mr Empty Chair" (AGAIN), a certain T. Jones (who gets WAY more headline banners than he deserves, AHEM) could offer this kind of entertaining post!
3.How about that Guest #94, Night Watchman Jerry! I can't wait to see Ken's Fri 5/14 comments once he's had his Vente Latte tomorrow.
By the way...
Evening's turn-out: 7
Table: 5 (RESERVED!!!)
Evening Highlight: Brenden and Little Mike's delicately phrased stories about a certain waiter.
Evening Low Point: Absence of "long time tradition" FI cell phone call with WJB. (How verrrrry NW)
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "KF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "tim@noshow.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th May 2004 - 10:45:38 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Yeah, Jan, Jerry the Nightwatchman should definitely be on the spreadsheet. And maybe Brendan will be on the spreadsheet next week. And then Tommy could be our 100th Guest the following week. Be serious.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "KFunk";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "hey@stoplookingforjokeshere.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th May 2004 - 10:56:04 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Yes, very nice post Bobby·You'll see Jan, Tim will show up one of these nights. It may not be on "Tim Jones Night", but he'll show up. I'll bet he's even reading this right now·And I guess that a certain someone moving into 1st place with the non-appearance of Warren, just wasn't important enough to make it to your highlights post·";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th May 2004 - 12:35:37 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I think... as long as we are taking liberties with the guest list... That a certain horsewoman, who will be returning to the fold after her sabbatical abroad should be considered guest #100. And then you can proceed and fill in the rest of the blanks with various ringers....
I think that is an excellent idea! If I do say so myself!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "The Sham Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "cantthinkofanything@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th May 2004 - 07:30:24 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Sam sez 7, KF, 6 - who's right? The people want to know!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Assistant Principal";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th May 2004 - 08:11:58 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Maybe the 7th was Elijah?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th May 2004 - 06:39:35 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I think you should put this banner on Ebay!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "franniegelico";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "shesbaaaaack@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th May 2004 - 04:11:34 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hey if tim jones doesn't show up tomorrow can I have his chair?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th May 2004 - 10:22:33 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Make sure the chair is wiped off before you sit in it! It has been empty for a long time.... It is probably all dirty and sticky!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "a+Drinker";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "lonelynomore@happyboy.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st May 2004 - 01:34:35 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Well, well the day has finally arrived I'll be entering Mc's not be myself for the first time in many moons. She's lookin' good although bring your italian dictionaries as its a bit tough to understand. She sez everything in italian first than english with a waaaay heavy accent. See youse all later.
cheers,
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Dave";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "cycleplanet@mindspring.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st May 2004 - 02:06:06 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey,
First of all, welcome back Frannie from Firenze, aka Susan Suchman Strider. I think that I can speak for the entire USA when I say that we haven't been the same without ye.
I hope to make it down there tonight but will be out working on my TetraCycle. Maybe I'll bring the vehicle down and take you drunks for rides. For those of you with absolutely no clue on what I'm talking about, check out my website at www.cycleplanet.us
Check it out and let me know what y'all think.
David Damiecki aka
Surfer Dave, Cosmic Dave, Huge Hefner, The Biking Viking, Muddie Mae Suggins, etc.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "ler";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "lerwind@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd May 2004 - 06:23:54 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hi sue, welcome back .we missed you and hope you had a wondeful time in firenze. see you on the island i was there last weekend and it was gorgeous. at happy hour i saw sue abrams -you will enjoy her house. regards lynn";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Assistant Principal";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th May 2004 - 02:31:52 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Looking for the guest list... It is a bit tardy this week! I am very interested in the WHO's!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "straightdope@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th May 2004 - 07:21:14 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "you forgot the takeout from Noodletown!
so much better than any restaurant in NYC after 4am
see you on June 4 my first post F/I McS
I suggest a blank banner honoring the missing horseman???
cheers,
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Pat Who?";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "lostinthesuburbs.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th May 2004 - 08:11:02 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Not only had Cindy not had a single beer since college,
but amazingly, she's also been nursing one glass of wine
that whole time!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "KF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "mybeerisrheingoldthedrybeer@thinkof rheingold.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "25th May 2004 - 02:06:00 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Ya know what would be nice, Jan? A complete list of all the people who have joined us at McSorley's this season. Can you put that in your next posting?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "the original Spread Sheet Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "www.4horseman.net@comingsoon";
$archive_date[ $index] = "25th May 2004 - 02:33:41 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "...and continuing as your only RELIABLE source for Friday nite news....
Addl 5/21 Info-
*Evening Highlight(s): Welcome to GUEST #95...CINDY!
And yet another week of first class service provided by Brenden & Mike who out did themselves with our 1:30a (!)private send off.
*Evening Low Point: The absence of an empty chair at our full table made it difficult for (painfully shy) Jerry to join us. Thus Jerry's 5/14 appr as Guest #94 becomes all the more special. HEY JERRY....COME BACK SOON!
*Table #: 4...Where JoAnn (YOU GO GIRL)held the table solo from 11-1130p and begs an on-going question concerning the inaccuracy of an 11p start time (as stated above, AHEM)
*ALTERNATIVE Website update: 4Horseman.net has broken ground! Stay tuned to 12Darks.com for details. (Unless a certain someone's editorial censorship tendencies prevail)
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "sacrilegious sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "besthot&soursoup@evenwarrenagrees.yum";
$archive_date[ $index] = "25th May 2004 - 02:51:58 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "************IMPORTANT FRIDAY 5/28 ANNOUNCEMENT*******
-THE RETURN OF CLASSIC CHINESE FOOD NIGHT-
For those who miss the legendary basement ambience of Wo Hop
(both Old and New Warren agree: best Hot and Sour Soup) or the famous spare ribs at 69 (both restaurants established before Noodletown even dreamed of picking up a dirty, disgusting jelly fish off the garbage strewn beaches on FI, and servin 'em to you as an "appetizer", AHEM) then this Friday, may 28 is certainly a CAN'T MISS EVENT for ya!
That's right folks, a certain Horseman's absence this Friday makes the "Classics Come Alive"
So whether a crispy, old fashioned egg roll or a pepper laden "wa bar" have been on your wish list recently - this Friday is the night to dine.
See you there......and watch out for "Lucky Guest #96! (Whoever you are!)
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "somber sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "heyadam@doingthursdaynitedrinkswpat?com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th May 2004 - 02:36:58 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Adam-
Tough nite for you this Friday 5/28. Spread Sheet projects
WJB moving back ahead of you and we go into a tie.
(S0RRY)
PS When's your next FI wkd anyway?
-SSS
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th May 2004 - 01:17:49 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Question? What about the women? Who is is first place? What will happen tonight? Will there be any guests? How many guests (not including Jerry)? What do you predict Spreadsheet Sam?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "serious sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "luvthatpoopooface@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th May 2004 - 02:07:16 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Answer(s)
-Women/Top 5 Ranking: #1-Jess (10 appr), #2-Sue Such (8), #3 Cheryl (7), #4 Lynn (7), # Kathy (6)
-Prediction for tonite:"LUCKY GUEST" #96...Phyllis R!
Fresh Spread Sheets available, COME EARLY!!!
ps ken, remember to send out tonite's e-invite ASAP as people make plans for this evening early in the day. ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = " ";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th May 2004 - 02:58:58 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Is there a "get-together" tonight? I have not received my invite yet! I do not know what time to be there or where to go! What... Pray tell! Is going on here!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th May 2004 - 03:07:11 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "If anyone is looking for "Befores", you can come on down to Antartica Bar. It is my name night. I get to drink free beer!
Whose name night will it be next month? I think every one should go to the site and vote on a name... Maybe Adam?
http://www.antarcticabar.com/NameNight.html";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st June 2004 - 09:20:28 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Amy BEER! How can you forget that?????";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sid Ariel Time";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "anyoneknowwhatthehellhestalkingabout@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st June 2004 - 11:26:25 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Actually, what I said was that it was my first Memorial Day
in the city since '93 (how quickly they forget - MD '99 was
spent in Vermont at Dr. Mond's wedding, not on FI). As it
turned out, though, we ended up staying over on FI Sunday
night after going out for the day.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "STUPENDOUS SAM";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "theawardcirtificateawaits@willitbeafriendofjessica";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st June 2004 - 05:39:14 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "*************THE MOMENT HAS ARRIVED!*****************
Please join us this Friday, June 4 2004 as The Horsemen welcome "Lucky Guest #100"!!!
------------------------------------------------------
Today's Tantilizing Tibdit: Will #100 be yet another guest of Jessica Stein's? Or perhaps "Nightwatchman" Jerry's girlfriend?
After all, Jerry did share intimate details of his personal life with Ken last Friday, and his girlfriend (who DOES NOT work at McSorley's) may feel as comfortable sitting with us as Jerry apparently does.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Kenny Funk";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "IlikeJerry@butheaintnoguest.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st June 2004 - 06:49:37 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "*************ATTENTION*****************
Please let it be known that 12Darks.com does not recognize the next guest as Guest #100.
A few weeks ago, Jerry, an employee of McSorley's, sat down and talked with us for awhile. For some reason, Jan feels that we should label him a "guest", along with the other 98 people, who were invited (or had some connection, in one way or another), and joined us in our beloved back room scene. As much as I like Jerry, (who really does add character to the place), I strongly feel that he should not be considered a guest. And as much as I appreciate the "Spreadsheet Mania" that Jan presents for us every week, it is only enjoyable if this is played by the rules. ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st June 2004 - 08:57:53 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "But lucky guest 98 was a guest of Cheryl's. Even though she is my FI roommate... She was still Cheryl's guest. As I will be away this coming week-end I pass the torch along! ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Skyrocket Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "wegonnaparty@likeitsjune4,2004.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "02nd June 2004 - 04:55:19 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "_____________________________________________________
********* COME & CELEBRATE, THIS FRI 6/4 ************
_____________________________________________________
Join a GUARANTEED good time as "Lucky Guest #100" gets
annointed this Friday night!
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TODAY'S TANTALIZING TIDBIT: Come early & watch the first guest to arrive (or second guest, if you listen to 12Darks own version of Montgomery Burns, Ken) receive their AWARD CERTIFICATE (worth a lifetime of free beer!) encased in Rite Aid's famous $5.99 - 100% PURE PLASTIC - picture frame.
-------------------------------------------------------";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "12DARKS@BIGSELLOUT";
$archive_date[ $index] = "03rd June 2004 - 03:24:19 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Very nice banner ken.
Maybe we could make this grad night instead or hooray for Susan cuz she's graduating tomorrow???
Well I'll still be there and as for all this 100 guest stuff it has just become an irritation give the award to Jerry or some hicks from alabama--oh jan already did that!!. Why not wait till the republicans come to town and that crappy 5.99 frame can be hanged on a wall in texas.
Adam "I do all the important work anyway" True Horseman
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "slanderous sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "thisiswhyweneedaprivatechatpage@4horseman.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "03rd June 2004 - 04:17:07 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "mr 4th position horseman*-
there's a reason why the "auburn glee club" received an award certificate last week....but i'll leave the telling of that sorted tale to my brother-in-law, aka "monty" burns to share w you
-mr #3 hm
-----------------------------------------------------------
*when you next away, anyway?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "04th June 2004 - 09:30:27 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Check out www.BeerCanal.com
Great beer with the same distribution methods as Tree Frog Beer";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Stellar Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "4horseman.net@that'llbetheplacetocelebrate#100.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "04th June 2004 - 11:56:53 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Now here this...
****OFFICIAL SPREAD SHEET RETIREMENT TONIGHT!!!****
--- Friday June 4, 2004 ---
---------------------------------------------------
Ever wish you were present at a truly significant event?
Well tonight's your chance to be part of 2 (TWO!) historic moments. Tonight marks the appearance of "LUCKY GUEST #100" and the end of an grand, yet sadly unappreciated tradition.
---------------------------------------------------
FINAL TANTILIZING TIDBIT: To sanctify the annointment of "Lucky Guest #100", the world famous "Friday Night McSorley's Spread Sheet" will be offically RETIRED!
(Actually, simply moved to a more approprite home on 4Horseman.net. Where ridiculously silly events like these
will be overly lavished with the attention they deserve!)
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Devastated Dave";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "corporatecontrolsucks@eatshit.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "04th June 2004 - 01:51:59 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I am saddened that our corporate masters have been allowed to smear their logo feces onto our beloved cyber living room. What's next· a 'Bush Cheney '04' theme? I hear they're shelling out big bucks to reach our 'demographic'.
How much is a soul going for these days?
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "KF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "cheeseburgercheeseburger@nocoke,pepsi.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "04th June 2004 - 02:47:01 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Dave, I'm sure that once you try Coke with its pleasant after taste, you''ll start to see the light and come aboard. It's pretty painless, in fact it's envigerating, being around all the young kids and everything. I've got alot to give to Coke, and Coke has alot to give to me.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Jo Ann";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th June 2004 - 04:18:12 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Did someone maybe have 13 darks? My long time high-school buddy was Tim, visiting from Salt Lake City, Utah. (Yes, we drove a mormon to drink....)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "supportive sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "allkenreallycaresaboutareHISfriends@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th June 2004 - 05:49:32 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Yeh, you're right Jo Ann. Mistakes abound on the 6/4 attendance posting 'cause I aint got no "co-worker" named Jeff. My other co-worker who joined us last Friday - and was also fortunate enough to become "Lucky Guest #100" - was Dan.
Not to worry 'cause one day soon a proper, informative and ACCURATE site like 4Horseman.net will be available for us to enjoy.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "KF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "4horseman.net@apoormans12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th June 2004 - 06:44:38 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "And remember to change the 'e' in "4HorsemEn" to 'a' in "4HorsemAn". Huh? Exactly.";
$archive_name[++$index] = ""Dan"";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th June 2004 - 05:32:49 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Milwaukee?? DAN?? Oh for shame! Well, perhaps it's best that no official record be kept of the mormon at McSorley's, lest I run decide to run for office some day.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "sad sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "kenmakesmistakesthenfailstocorrectthem@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th June 2004 - 06:00:25 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Sorry, Tim!
For those of us who PROPERLY record McSorley's Friday night activities, I apologize on behalf of the sloppy and numerous inaccuracies found on this page.
But hope prevails...a new site, 4Horseman.net will soon be up and running and will contain content, pictures and more!
(Feel free to visit now for a peek)
As we like to say: 4Horseman.net, "Where ridiculously silly events like these are overly lavished with the attention they deserve!"
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "KF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "janssite@stillunderconstruction.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th June 2004 - 07:15:57 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Alright, easy boys... you think it's easy remembering all this stuff by Monday afternoon?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Guidance Counselor";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th June 2004 - 09:37:03 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/rate.gas";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Guidance Counselor";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th June 2004 - 09:55:51 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "The previous one did not work...
Check this out!
http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Guidance Counselor";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th June 2004 - 10:05:11 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "4horseman.net is a much "nicer" site according to:
http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/";
$archive_name[++$index] = "smiling sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "competitionishealthy@spyvsspy.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th June 2004 - 04:41:58 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "***RE-LIVE THE EXCITING GUEST #100 AWARD CEREMONY***
-------------------------------------------------------
"Where else but at http://www.4Horseman.net!"
Spread sheets, pictures, witticisms and more
Coming Summer 2004
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "adam@URIAH HEEP RULZ!";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th June 2004 - 04:54:06 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "We now have two sites??? Well I just hope some pics of a real horseman make it there?
In more important (and frankly interesting) news I believe I've found the greatest best of album of all time!
The Best of Uriah Heep
For those unaware Uriah Heep is perhaps the quintessential progressive rock/heavy metal fusion group. Sounding like a cross of Procal Harum and Black Sabbath these tunesmiths deliver 9tracks filled with musical finesse. I highly recommend this album to all with an interest in music. Or if I ever get this house cleaned up and have people over it'll surely still be playing on the CD player that suckas on repeat YO! Cdnow.com!!!! go there now!
cheers y'all ADAM "see you Friday if I can leave my CD Player" True Horsman";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Perturbed";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "perturbed.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th June 2004 - 11:24:30 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Is Goldstein going anywhere? ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "summarizing sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ken'stoobusy@thepeopleneedtoknow.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th June 2004 - 05:08:25 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "6/11/04 Evening Recap-
Attendance: 7 (but a boisterous crowd it was!)
Attendees: 3 Horseman (WJB @ FI), new regular - Jo Ann,
G Street Boys - Lowell (2nd appr this season) & Paul (heck, they knew the VFW when it was only a numbers running joint)
and Jo Ann's friend from the great Northwest, Jon.
Table: 5 > 1
Food: Meat/cheese plate, 2x fries (two orders 'cause Paul was feeling generous)
# Tommy "Christmas Rounds": 1 (10 darks)
Visiters: Jackie & Angela (like we'll ever hear from them again!)
Afters: Barbara F's Hat Store > outside Sofie's > Belly's on Rivington St (where aging hipsters gawked at the youngin's) and Adam knew the DJ mixin sounds > Juglesh's Deli(turkey on hero, no roll...they were hard)
Evening Highlight: G Street Regulars reunion & prep for Marc Goldstein farewell, 6/25/04.
Evening Lowpoint: Pointless FI cell phone calls and subsequent voice mail messages to New Warren.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "supportive sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "doesthismeanwedonthavetohearaboutPHISHanymore@12da";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th June 2004 - 01:57:43 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Ken, I'm waaaay ahead of you in terms over preping for this Friday nite, 6/18 as it looks like there will be an addl "down Horseman". Adam will be absent due to b'day partying w our favorite Philly, Frannie from Firenze!
So in an effort to keep the ranks solid, I have enlisted our favorite Funk to join us! That's right, your sister aka my wife has offered an appearance. Ronni's first visit since March 12 2004, wk 24.
IMPORTANT NOTE:
Regardless of our family (non-blood) relationship, please be aware that Ken's claim of "will try to make last call" does not assure him a FULL APPEARANCE SPREAD SHEET "X" -should he arrive past 12:45a.
-SS Sam
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th June 2004 - 12:22:23 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "The spread sheets are very difficult to read and I do not seem to appear on any of them. Also there is not a comment space! ANYWHERE!
What is up with that?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "2sitesrbettrthanone@orisit";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th June 2004 - 01:23:05 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "difficult to read spread sheets? No place to make remarks???
sounds more like 4horseman.4threich.com to me???";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "toughcritic@k-dawgtookplentyfromyouaboutthissite";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th June 2004 - 01:29:08 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Just gave it a peek seems all the spread sheets are the same and I don't see any horseman listed.
So Jan you're actually paying someone to have this done???
I guess if Tommy's tips get a little light we can tell him we have had to change our budget for the year...
I'm sure he'll understand
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "serious sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "chilloutfolksit'snotfinished@4horseman.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th June 2004 - 04:53:24 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "****************4Horseman.net:Update*******************
--------a message to our illiterate fans---------
"DEBUTING SUMMER 2004" TRANSLATION: NOT DONE YET!!!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "sensational news sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "whoneedsanyofyouanyway@4horseman.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th June 2004 - 05:00:36 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "***************MAJOR EVENT NOTICE******************
--June 18, 2004 Ronni Funk-Siegel Returns to McSorley's--
First new visitor aka "Lucky Guest #106" gets a kiss from Ronni...or Sam! (Our choice)
Talk about a can't miss event.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "seemslikeihitanerve@janjune21iesummerisMonday";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th June 2004 - 12:34:39 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I only tell people to view websites that are very funny
http://www.gradis.net/Xray/xray.swf
just make sure no republicans are looking those of you with jobs in the real world.
Have phun at phish. Although since they already played 2001 and Frankenstein what's the point in going.
Can I get a rain check on the smooch??????
cheers,
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st June 2004 - 04:25:14 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "No change on the spread sheets.... What is going on here!?? This is getting boring!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "smiling sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "thesparkssureareaflyin@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd June 2004 - 03:39:44 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "************4Horseman.net COMING SOON!*****************
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "serious sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "underconstructionmeansjustthat,jess@4horseman.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd June 2004 - 03:43:45 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "---------------4Horseman Update-----------------------
2003-04 Season-to-date Spread Sheet coming soon!
2002-03 Final & Unofficial S S coming soon!
2001-02 " " " "
Get the concept yet?
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "I can't ride a horse man";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "patdalia@yahoo.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd June 2004 - 05:31:28 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Ken you missed Ronni and Bobby boy speak of the culinary delights of the meat/cheese combo at McSorley's. Bobby when are you going to make an honest women out of your girlfriend. Marry her already.
Is it true the house is going? And whats this talk about a new picture? It took the brains to long to find a location. If Arnie wants his picture up there so bad I'll put the one of him with the toga up there.
How about Allan and his lovely bride having two healthy babies! You did know Ken? ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "smiling sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "lookslikewe'regonnaneedarefereethisfriday";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd June 2004 - 05:53:14 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "People-
What matters most here is the latest SS ranking changes:
*SS Sam: LOVING the Horseman #2 spot. (Watch out Ken, I'm shooting to finish as HM #1 this year, A FIRST!)
*Bobby Boy: Only 2 appr out of the famous 5th Horseman spot
*Jo Ann (aka Ms 4 Straight Weeks): Page 1, Top 10 member and loving it!
*HOUSE: First ever SS retirement ceremony. Watch as House's column gets PERMANENTLY FINALIZED.
This Friday 6/25, another can't miss event! (Unless you're Adam)
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "$5onwarren@ican'tbelieveimissingthebrawl";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd June 2004 - 06:08:30 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Jan the internet if filled with websites under construction I just hope 4horseman.net gets off the ground one of these days as it really is so necessary.
cheers all,
Adam "Starting Trouble" "even in 3rd or 4th place--I CAN'T CHECK ONLINE STILL-- one of only two True Horsmen" "at the beach"
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF The Mermaid!";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd June 2004 - 10:27:54 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "The Coney Island Mermaid is this Saturday afternoon!
http://www.coneyisland.com/mermaid.shtml
'The Official Beer of the Mermaid Parade'
http://www.rheingoldbeer.com
Mermaids Are Easy! See lovely Mermaids defend Planet Earth from Sea Creatures from Outer Space. See them, hear their music, catch their beads, shoot them with your cameras, and buy them drinks.
This year's parade is Saturday, June 26 at about 1:30/2PM (http://www.coneyisland.com/mermaid.shtml). Like in years past, you can help set up our float, or watch us set up, or just buy us drinks. We ought to be on 16th Street and Surf Avenue (Across from KeySpan Stadium) around 10:30.
We're also advising our admirers to watch the parade in front of the El Dorado Auto Scooter Arcade - the bumper car ride on Surf Avenue. It's in the middle of the parade route away from the intolerable mass that gathers at the subway station at Stillwell Avenue. You can't miss the El Dorado Auto Scooter Arcade's HUGE red awning. The awning has provided both much needed shade and/or cover from rain for our friends in the past. It's also kinda neat for us to know where our friends are along the parade route. Feel free to come up to the float give us beer, get beads or share a special mixed drink.
You can check out last year's fun (yes, we were out there in the rain last year) at => http://homepage.mac.com/kenstein/surfsidestory/index.html";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Coe Z. Corner";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "mybackiskillingme@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "25th June 2004 - 12:46:48 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Ken, you just don't get it. We missed each other, right?
No, *I* 'left' *you*. You have an interesting way of looking
at things, pal.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF The Mermaid!";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "25th June 2004 - 02:01:44 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "And what about the Coney Island Mermaid Parade? Is anyone going?
Oh! Wimpie Ones!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "sorrowful sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "messagessubject2editorialrevisionRnotworthposting@";
$archive_date[ $index] = "25th June 2004 - 03:51:18 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "***********FAREWELL FRIENDS & READERS************
-------------------------------------------------
Fahrenheit 12Darks and its Bush-like editor is (once again) engaging in the heinous practice of REVISING message post content.
Without content integrity, posted messages on this site become simple pawns of those in a postion of power.
Spread Sheet Sam will no longer support this practice by posting messages on this site.
Farewell friends, readers and others like Tim Jones and Pat Dalia.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "K-Dog";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Pleasecomeback,I'llneveredityourposts@again.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "25th June 2004 - 04:48:35 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Stop it Jan, everyone knows you were never that fond of Tim Jones.
Note special post #300!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th June 2004 - 04:23:06 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Dan is not overly pleased!
But I am amused!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF The Mermaid!";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th June 2004 - 04:23:34 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://homepage.mac.com/kenstein/mermaid2004/index.html";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Marc";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "mugs32160";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th June 2004 - 11:04:25 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hi!
Thanks for a great night out!Enjoy digging out your cars
this winter.
Keep in touch all!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Ibringyouthequalitymusicadvice";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th June 2004 - 05:15:15 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Another first a Show Recommendation on 12darks from one of two true Horsemen.
Wednesday July 7th Ozric Tentacles B.B. King's 8PM.
This is a SpaceRock band from England. You might remember them from the Free Festivals back in the 80's. This was when they garnered a large cult following and became known as a great live act--for an intense light show and good vibes feel. They largely play long jams no vocals. The main man in the group is Ed Wynne--watching this guy double on Guitar and synths is quite unique and very entertaining.
I've seen them a couple of times and always had a blast. Phish fans Deadheads and open minded A-Bro fans would be advised not to miss this one. Tickets are steep at $21 but it will be worth it.
here some sounds hear
http://thunder.prohosting.com/~ozric/
cheers,
Adam "back from two weeks off" one of two true Horseman
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Ican'tbelievethelackofinterestkids???";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st July 2004 - 04:58:38 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "So yet another recommendation for all those folks who will be in or around Frankfurt Germany the weekend of July 15-18 go checkout Open Air Herzberg 2004.
You might remember this festival from the 1998 Various artist release Open Air Herzberg featuring such artists as Gong, Man and Embryo among others.
This year promises to be a real raging good time!
With such artists as Hawkwind (a perennial friday night topic), Karthago, Birth Control, Anekdoten, 17 Hippies and lots more. I unfortunately will be spending the weekend in Fire Island.
but go take a look at http://www.burgherzberg-festival.de/
and get the straight dope!
see you all friday,
adam "1 of 2 true horsemen"
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "k-dog";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "onceinawhlucngtshwnthlt@nthstrngstofplcsfulkatitrt";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th July 2004 - 12:25:18 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Adam, Thanks for the fascinating space rock review, you're really... how do you say... "out there"! This message board sure has been kinda lonely lately. Remember when guy's like Jan and Warren used to post messages. I guess now that Jan has his own website, http://www.4horseman.net (still under heavy construction, summer 2004) he doesn't have time to piddle around on other people's sites anymore.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "k-dog";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "lovethelinks@whatsthematterjan,cantsendalink?.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th July 2004 - 03:22:06 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Now that I found the secret to creating links, have you checked out http://www.Cardozo78.com or http://www.nylottery.org or http://www.phish.com Links, links, give me links!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "don'tworry@linksmakethewebturn";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th July 2004 - 03:43:52 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey ken,
Glad you liked the links. Is it true you;ve decided to forego the last Phish shows and attend Open Air Herzberg 2004??? Probably a wise decision. I let you know how the Ozric gig was as I figure you are ascaredy cat.
Oh and this just in:
http://home.earthlink.net/~bbrjsiwula/_wsn/page2.html
ABC No Rio New York City's only home for truly experimental music come to this benefit and open you ears to sounds that matter.
cheers,
Adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "loveroffineart";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "patdalia@yahoo.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th July 2004 - 01:28:17 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Is that lovely beauty in the picture the Mrs Monti?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "KF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "owsley@purplemicro.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th July 2004 - 04:34:08 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Sue Suchman Strider, Abbe Ruttenberg and Julie Zoppo (sitting down) on the left, and the lovely Rosalie Shields cooling off on the right. ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "jat";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "fc@fuckcitibank.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th July 2004 - 02:21:12 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "A fun way to see NYC for those who have high-speed connections (really, you don't want to download this if you're on dial up; it's 50 megs)
<a href="http://www.celere.com/dragvideo.html">I hope this link works!</a>
PS: If you check out FC, read Poodlegun's Posts as they are the most enlightening! Thanks, as always, and thank you Ken for the kind words! xojo";
$archive_name[++$index] = "baby annie funky-siegel";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "happybirthday,mommy@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th July 2004 - 10:32:11 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Mommmy-Ronni,
Why knot selebrate your birthday with 2 Horseman this Friday at McSorely's?
-Babby Annie ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mommy Ronni";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkysiegels@verizon.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th July 2004 - 11:42:34 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "aw shucks,
am really touched by this special banner! I haven't checked this site in ages but a little birdy told me I should. glad I did. perhaps, just perhaps, i'll see you 2 horsemEn this friday nite. love, ronni";
$archive_name[++$index] = "RJFS";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkysiegels@verizon.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th July 2004 - 12:35:57 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Trivia question: Where was Happy Woods Day Camp (where this picture was taken circa 1970)? Please help my brother sleep at night.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Fiur";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "jfiur@sbcglobal.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th July 2004 - 01:14:19 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Let's stand in front of McSorley's and see who knows more people...";
$archive_name[++$index] = "the Bard of Great Neck";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th July 2004 - 06:49:07 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "To all you sluggards at Mc sorley's. Throw one back this
Friday for my little lasses B-Day today.
Love and good morrow,
Old Gray Beard";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Wo Hop";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th July 2004 - 01:28:25 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop
Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop
Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop
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Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop Wo Hop";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam L";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "adam_levine@deutschinc.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th July 2004 - 04:52:50 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Wo-Hop? Who? when? Ken - thanks for the 12darks.com invite and giving me the chance to blow bubbles with your boy! ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th July 2004 - 12:47:00 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Those pictures are scaring me!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Kenny";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkyken@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th July 2004 - 12:53:42 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Adam L.- Jonathan had a blast blowing bubbles with you too, you really have a knack with the kids. And great talking to you too, it would be an honor to have you join us one night if you're ever in the area. Plus, you'd get your name right up there in the coveted "Guest Column" on the left. And bring friends, the more the merrier. Stay well.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "marc";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th July 2004 - 02:53:20 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "ken f/y/i/craig mendelson not only once but twice fainted in hop-kee.2 orders of fried dumplings please.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Fiur";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "jonathan@fiur.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th July 2004 - 12:40:50 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hangover finally went away. Making the flight today from NY back to Cali was rough. Ken & Jan, thanks for showing up, otherwise we would have had to talk to those weird dudes all night. We ended up at Clancy's in the 20's with the kid from NZ and his g/f Courtney watching NZ v AUS rugby. Viva Nueva York!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Fiur (again)";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "javajonny@gmail.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st July 2004 - 11:26:36 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey! Who edited the "meows" out of the 7/16 review!?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "P-Whipped-Daddy";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dave@neversoft.biz";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd July 2004 - 02:08:12 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "So.... let me get this straight: A bunch of married guys get together on Fridays after 11PM to drink and hang out, right? What's the catch? Do you all take laundry along to iron? Do you pick up groceries or make a group trip to some all-night Costco? Where do the kids sleep?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "fffsss";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "thismAnhasnoneck@rhps.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd July 2004 - 02:25:19 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "how come warren gets a neck?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Dave";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "cycleplanet@mindspring.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd July 2004 - 04:12:17 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Ken, Thanks for the plug on 7/9/04. I actually posted my website previously in Message 245.
Anyway, my business is called Cycle Planet and is online @ www.cycleplanet.us - swing on by and check out my batmobile.
I may even drop by tonight - sans vehicle.
Any broads coming tonight?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Martina";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dave@neversoft.biz";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th July 2004 - 11:16:39 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Sorry guys... I decided that Pat had had enough fun for one week, what with the Bris and everything. So I made him stay home Friday night, cook me a good meal, rub my feet and play the main aria from our "La Traviata" CD to my belly. I'll be damned if I let our daughter grow up as uncultured as you horseheads or whatever you're calling yourselves nowadays.
And if you think you'll be seeing him after the baby is born, FORGET IT! I've written him a prescription for Estrogen... we're BOTH going to be home nursing our child.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Dave-o";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dave@neversoft.biz";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th July 2004 - 11:38:36 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Guys, what can I say about last nite at McSorley's? It was great! I still disagree with the assertion that you can adapt Maxwell's equations to calculate the static charge of any point on a curved surface exposed to a rotating electromagnetic field by replacing the usual contour integral with it's corresponding spline function. Let's ask Professor Costello during Thursday's EE304 class. See you then.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Dave-o";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dave@neversoft.biz";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th July 2004 - 11:40:16 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Disregard my last posting... I had a flashback to 1982. Last nite was pretty OK I guess.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "lerwind";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "lerwind@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "25th July 2004 - 09:58:06 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hi ya all nancy and i are here in fi having a great weekend. we hada blast at sue abrams bd party and hope to come to mc sorleys in the near future. warren showed up at the wee hours at his customary time. ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "tom";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "tom_saidy@yahoo.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th July 2004 - 04:37:07 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Gents: Great meetinng you and seein' the spreadsheet. All greek to me after 12 darks. I'm serious about mapping out and getting involved with archiving all items on walls etc. Too much history not to be done right. Lemme know.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Dave-o";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dave@neversoft.biz";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th July 2004 - 07:41:54 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Funny... the 7/23/04 entry seems to have changed from one that depicted me as an unemployed guzzler frittering away my children's college money for beer to one implying that I am a hater of animals of the canine persuasion. What a wonderful thing to be featured on 12Darks.com! If I wait another day or two will the entry change yet again to depict me as a felon? A nazi sympathizer? A Bush supporter?
Next time I'll just stay home, drink my own beer and bash my head with a hammer the next day. Same results as visiting my pals at McSorley's but without the $6 toll.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th July 2004 - 03:58:48 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Ummm! This is all very nice, very pretty! But what about the OTHER website? When is that going to happen? Is it like the foam on a dark? Non existant? ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "May R. McCheese";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "justhefax@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th July 2004 - 06:10:12 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Lynn: wee hours? I was at Susan's at 10:30! If that's the
wee hours, girl, then its time to move to Boca and be done with it. Pat, congratulations, and its been nice knowing you! Dave, leave it to Ken - alienating all his old friends,
left and right. Who'd have thought he'd be the one to turn so bitter? Oh, and for the sake of Ken and all the other
meow-ers last Friday, afters also included an extended visit
to the VFW. getitright.com!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "funkyken";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "heyjanwe'llmissyatonite@yourpalken.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "06th August 2004 - 12:31:44 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Who's goin out tonight?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "sideshow bob";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "06th August 2004 - 03:52:25 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Your funkyness,
Has it come to this? No invitation? No reminders of the fine conversation and warm beer? Just a, Who's goin out tonite?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Jamie Kitman";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "JK@BirdhouseInYourSoul.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "06th August 2004 - 04:42:39 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I'd like to attend tonight, at the urging of my friend Tim Jones, who i invited backstage (AND who was honored by John F's at the afterparty) after the giants' show last Friday in Prospect Park. He said you are a fine group of guys and gals (by the way ladies, I am NEWLY divorced) and I would be treated to an evening lively debate and crisp, stinging reparte, punctuated by visits by someone named Tommy with trays of beer and raw onions with mustard . By the way, I do know my way around a spreadsheet, if anyone's interested.
Any chance you could get me in quickly if there's a line?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Tim Jones";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Tim@BDDTNTJones.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "06th August 2004 - 04:57:36 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey WHOA! there, Jamie ol' pal!
You can't go to McSorleys tonight...remember you're drinking tonight with me, Flansburg, Frank Black, David Couslon and Alex Isley (David was trying to beg out, saying he had to finish some work for a client but i told him he could go back to the office and come up with a better d*#m logo AFTER he's had a few solid rounds under his belt) . ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "check it";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "look@now and laugh";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th August 2004 - 10:16:27 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://www.hbo.com/alig/harvard.html";
$archive_name[++$index] = "spread sheet sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funnyhowthestartingtimeisALWAYSWRONG@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th August 2004 - 02:34:43 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "***************HELP SOUGHT********************";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "janneedshelp?@summeralmostoverstilljustonewebsite?";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th August 2004 - 05:07:26 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Yo Groovy cats and dames,
The place to be tomorrow 8/9/04 is
Lincoln Center Damrosch Park Bandshell
W 62nd & Amsterdam Ave, Manhattan
where all will witness:
'Jazz Takes Flight': Sonny Rollins
Though many of his supposedly indifferent albums of the last 20 years or so hold up better than anyone might have guessed, itâs in live performance where he reveals his full genius. He isnât always on, but when he is, you come away thinking he could probably solve the riddle of the sphinx. And outdoors is as good a place as any to hear him. (DAVIS)
If you've never seen him well what you waiting for??? a gig that isn't free?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
If you have seen him than you can cut the costs of that experience in half by seeing him for free now aightt???
^^^^
Oh, and against my better judgement I am attending yet one more Phish gig with my good buddy Ken on Thurs. I already started streching so I'll be nice and limber for twirling in the hallway...
aiko aiko
oops wrong group...
cheers y'alll
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sonny Rollins";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "stridernews@hotmail.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th August 2004 - 12:21:23 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "So are any of you suckas up for this or down with it....
opportunity has knocked and is it falling on deaf ears.....
no jokey email address this time holler at me if you want to go...
I'm ahhhhhh scared to leave my phone number on a web site with so much traffic....
cheers,
adam
p.s. I won't be attending Friday's festivities so this might be you only chance to wish me a happy birthday
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "sonnyruled@y'all missed out";
$archive_date[ $index] = "11th August 2004 - 11:56:26 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey kids,
Check this out
http://www.ny1.com/ny/TopStories/SubTopic/index.html?topicintid=1&subtopicintid=1&contentintid=42339
Our buddy the Mark "House" Goldstein a.k.a 5th Horseman leaves the TLC and all heck breaks loose";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "sonnyruled@y'all missed out";
$archive_date[ $index] = "11th August 2004 - 11:56:27 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey kids,
Check this out
http://www.ny1.com/ny/TopStories/SubTopic/index.html?topicintid=1&subtopicintid=1&contentintid=42339
Our buddy the Mark "House" Goldstein a.k.a 5th Horseman leaves the TLC and all heck breaks loose";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "even if no one shows interest@I'llstillkeepposting";
$archive_date[ $index] = "11th August 2004 - 12:19:29 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "This friday will also mark the last night that Phish would be a viable topic. Once they disband whats the point??? However, look who is coming back to town The four lads from Oxford you remember the hits "Alright" "Caught By The Fuzz" "Mary".
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!S U P E R G R A S S ON TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEPTEMBER
28 - Philadelphia, PA Theatre of Living Arts
29 - Washington, DC TBA
30 - Boston, MA Paradise
OCTOBER
2 - New York, NY Webster Hall
5 - San Francisco, CA The Fillmore
7 - Los Angeles, CA Avalon Hollywood
Some of you might also have noticed the conflict with this tour and the upcoming Nik Turner (ex. Hawkwind and Spaceseed tour) What will Adam do???
stay tuned to find out.
cheers,
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ken";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "adamyoubetternotharshmymellow@thecamdenshow.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "11th August 2004 - 01:15:43 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Adam, if you think I ramble on about Phish now, just wait untill they break up. You're gonna be so bored of hearing about Phish, it won't even be funny. In fact, come a week from Friday, I plan on starting every sentence with, "Remember when Trey broke out the·". Or, "Dude, Mike sure layed on some heavy bass riffs that night in·" Or "Page was on fire that night in·". See ya at the shows!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th August 2004 - 02:34:32 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "When is K-Dog playing? And where? Stryder said they were a very strong and confident funk type band.... A bit wordy at times though... But heavy into the space music and the tune up sessions! WHhhhhaaaaaayyyyy Kewl!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "the original spread sheet sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "morecomingFALL04@4HorsemAn.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th August 2004 - 12:59:21 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "8/13/04 (3):
1. Jan
2. The fabulous return of Bon Vivant & G Street Legend (not to mention close personal friend of Paul D aka "The Mayor of Grand Street") Lowell F. Hey Lowell, thanks for making the drive up from Jersey and patiently waiting an hour at the Holland Tunnel. (You know the GW Bridge moves better that time of night....though that really does not explain why FI legend Dave B hasn't returned yet) And thanks for bringing....
3. Lower East Side & Kings Highway veteran Lenny P. This was Lenny's first visit to McSorley's and "Tommy-Style"
Lenny claims he'll be back soon, but he's "Meowed" that before!
-TABLE: 5 (Middle left side as you enter Back Room)
- # "CHRISTMAS" ROUNDS: 1 (Tommy was feeling generous with Adam absent)
-AT DOOR: Brenden (He's looking forward to his Birthday/'04-'05 Season Opener....COMING SOON!)
-# "BLACK" FRIDAYS* THIS SEASON: 0 (*No one shows)
-NOTABLE ABSENTEES: K-dog, Chairman, Adam, Susan, Jess (& Dan)
-APPR BY JERRY (AS GUEST): No
-AFTERS: Gramercy Diner (Excellent toasted corn muffin)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Lowell F";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "lowellf7@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th August 2004 - 01:29:47 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Jan My Brother Man, I am HONORED and PRIVILEGED to have "made" the narrative in such a BIG way. Great time as always. Adam missed ya! Funkman, did you swim the 12 miles to see the "PHISH"? Looking forward to the next round of DARKS! Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo and Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!Lowellson Golden";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "I wish I thought of this@first.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th August 2004 - 12:18:11 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://www.youhavebadtasteinmusic.com/
try
justin timberlake, christina aguilera
or
Hoobastank
you will all take notice not a single SpaceRock band appears convert now";
$archive_name[++$index] = "satisfied sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "heyken@wadyathinkoflastweekse-invite?";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th August 2004 - 10:22:15 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "****************IMPORTANT MESSAGE*******************
Attention: 12Darks.com Webmaster
Truly impressive job of transcribing 8/13/04 Evening Recap.
(And a very classy move in including the cleverly subversive "Night Watchman Jerry as Guest" reference)
However, Evening Recap should have been "side-posted" much earlier in the week as most people check this site first thing Monday mornings!
-Sam
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "nice banner@tour head 4 life";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th August 2004 - 02:01:13 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I can't believe all the good musics coming to new york
Ghost USA Tour
This Japanese group is a spacerock/folk music oriented group. The vocalist is fantastic and the music has a pleasant blend of acoustic and electronic elements. I'll definitely be at the Knit show. Hey Ken, a trip to Philly your fave venue??? No doubt traffic will be better.
Tue Sept 21	New York, NY	Knitting Factory
Wed Sept 22	Cambridge MA	Middle East Club
Thu Sept 23	Philadelphia PA	Khyber
Tour with Six Organs of Admittance
Fri Sept 24	Pittsburgh PA	Andy Warhol Museum
Sat Sept 25	Columbus OH	Wexner Center for the Arts
Sun Sept 26	Chicago IL	Empty Bottle
(No Six Organs this show)
Mon Sept 27	Minneapolis MN	Triple Rock
Wed Sept 29	Missoula MT	The Otherside
Thu Sept 30	Seattle WA	Chop Suey
(also with White Magic)
Fri Oct 1	Portland OR	Berbati's Pan
(also with White Magic)
Sat Oct 2	San Francisco CA	Independent
(also with White Magic)
Sun Oct 3	Los Angeles CA	Spaceland
(also with White Magic)
Ghost Home Page:
http://www.ab.cyberhome.ne.jp/~pochamal/
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Dave-o";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dave@neversoft.biz";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th August 2004 - 04:00:03 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I'm with you, Adam... New York is certainly a mecca for terrific music. Here's three shows you missed, though:
Barney Sings & Dances on Ice, Again
Sept 31, 32, 33 at the Meadowlands
The Wiggles: Benefit for Henry the Octopus
Oct/Nov at The Garden
Dora's Salsa Explosion (Featuring Grandmasta Boots), Celebrating Hispanic Cartoon Awareness Month
Dec 32 at Irving Plaza";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th August 2004 - 04:17:18 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hmmmm....
How many shall we be tonight?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Gobbazee";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "justwokeup@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd August 2004 - 01:24:52 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "In his excitement about regaling us with tales from Coventry, brother Ken has apparently spaced on three pertinent facts. One is that his last dead show was 6/22/95 Albany. 7/15/95 was after their last show, which was 7/9/95 Soldier Field (at least he got the city right). Two is re: the headcount, and that twelve (Alan), not ten, generally follows eleven (Arnie). Three is that afters also included
a Noodletown stop by Adam and yours truly. Then again, I see
where the 7/23 posting still doesn't include the visit to VFW. I guess if Ken's already meowed (ICDA), then it doesn't exist. Harumph.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "serious sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "sincewhendoeskenacceptcollaborativework@12darks?";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd August 2004 - 01:26:34 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "8/20/04 (11):
Practically "everyone who's anyone" showed up for this (oh so typical) 11:45p start.
1-4. Horsemen
5. Susan
6-7. Jess & Dan
8. Arnie
9. Bobby Boy
10. ('03-'04 Rookie of the Year candidate) Steve P
11. Alan B
-EVENING HIGHLIGHT: First ever table-less, standing toast. (And a special "thanks to the fellas behind the bar" for that round. It sure made waiting for our table - while watching Tommy harass & intimidate his earlier back room patrons in order to clear room for us - all the more enjoyable.)
-OUTSIDE McS*: Where an inner-city street entertainer offended Arnie with his heavy handed request for a single (1) dollar bill. (Cash value: $1)
(*Outside McS is a new feature chronicling the grossly excessive time we spend procrastinating over where to go next after McS closes.)
-TABLE(S): 3 (back right & woefully undersized for the evenings' turn-out) > 1 (front right & fully covered)
-# "CHRISTMAS" ROUNDS: 0 (hmmmmmm)
-AT DOOR/BACK ROOM: Brenden/Mike
-NOTABLE ABSENTEE: Cheryl, who showed up a tad early. (Sorry we missed ya hon...but despite the 11p [?!?!] start time that the - GROSSLY INACCURATE - headline banner reads, 11:45p is a much better time to ensure some friendly faces. COME BACK SOON, YOU'VE BEEN MISSED!*)
*and not to mention, you're a serious vote getter in Rookie of the Year balloting.
AFTER'S: Bobby Boy House Party, featuring internet hi-jinx a'plenty!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "tony";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "anthony_spinelli@condenast.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd August 2004 - 01:26:39 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Big Kenny,,, What up baby";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Spreidel's pal";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "chimchim@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th August 2004 - 02:11:48 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Its Brendan, rutabaga breath.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Professor";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "jrrckt@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th August 2004 - 04:42:42 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "You are a bunch of wimps and know nothing about McSorley's ........... it had a long standing tradition of "no women allowed" and guys like you ruined the entire atmosphere of the place by bringing women along .......
Rubbish !!!!!!! ........... Professor";
$archive_name[++$index] = "kdog";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "stillwaitingsomethingtohappen@4horseman.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "25th August 2004 - 06:25:40 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Just when you thought you saw everything. http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/nose.here";
$archive_name[++$index] = "significant sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "wowken,youactuallygottheAright@4horsemAn.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th August 2004 - 01:43:12 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "***********UPCOMING EVENT ANNOUNCEMENT************
-------------Friday 8/27/04--------------
OFFICIAL '03-'04 ROOKIE OF THE YEAR VOTING BEGINS!
Make sure to arrive early and get your official Voter's
Ballot. (Available with - or without - spread sheet)
Voting Tie-Breaker: Adam's kooky "Alcohol Rate of Consumption" rating. (Except in Lynn's case, where
"IT GIRL" bonus is applicable)
NOTE: ATTENDANCE FIGURES & "CONSUMPTION RATING" INCLUSIVE THROUGH 8/20/04.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "whowinsatboxing LemmyorGod@trickquestionlemmyisgod";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th August 2004 - 03:25:53 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "A-hoy another week another major tour to report!
RockTober is going to be quite the month
Motorhead Tour the States
Sep 10/04 Hollywood, CA House of Blues
Sep 11/04 San Francisco, CA Warfield
Sep 12/04 Anaheim, CA House of Blues
Sep 14/04 Tempe, AZ Marquee Theatre
Sep 17/04 Austin, TX The Backroom
Sep 18/04 Houston, TX Meridian
Sep 19/04 Dallas, TX Gypsy Ballroom
Sep 21/04 Chicago, IL House of Blues
Sep 24/04 Minneapolis, MN First Avenue
Oct 2/04 Philadelphia, PA Trocadero
Oct 3/04 Sayreville, NJ Starland Ballroom
Oct 5/04 Baltimore, MD Thunderdome
Oct 6/04 New York, NY B.B. Kings
Oct 8/04 New York, NY B.B. Kings
Oct 9/04 Hartford, CT Webster Theatre
I'll be going with my lovely bride and CEO of http://www.cycleplanet.us/ known around here as Surfer Dave
to the Weds night gig so as not to conflict with Oct.8th.
What?
hunh?
Who is Motorhead????
The earliest group to fuse heavy metal with a punk rock aesthetic and develop one of the most unique Rock n' Roll sounds ever--THAT'S ALL--YEAH LEGENDS. The main man of the group is none other than Ian "Lemmy" Kilminster who after working for Jimi Hendrix as a roadie went on to join SpaceRock luminaries Hawkwind. After being arrested on trumped up drug charges by Canadian Mounties he was sacked from the group. Shortly thereafter he formed the amazing MOTORHEAD. This is a highly recommended gig for all lovers of loud sounds.
Come down this Friday and ask me for some stories you won't be sorry.
cheers,
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "fff";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "danin04@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th August 2004 - 03:47:10 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Greetings shorts fans. Sorry I will miss y'all tonight, but tomorrow is my first day of school and I have to wake up at about 6am (about the time my husband will be rolling in from "afters"). That said, I would like to exercise my right as an American (and original "femme du cheval") and cast my absentee vote for DAN* as Rookie of the Year.
*disclaimer-my vote is not in any way an admission of acceptance of any bribe, graft, or remuneration offered by Dan's girlfriend, our own JPPF.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "summarizing sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "everyonewho'sanyoneiscastingavote@4horsemAn.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th August 2004 - 09:45:56 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "*********EARLY ROOKIE OF YEAR RETURNS ARE IN!********
Preliminary results - less than .01% of the voting counted -show Cheryl, Dan and (kenny's boy) Steve P with the early lead.
Where's the love for Diet Coke swillin' Jerry? For the "IT GIRL"? Who's gonna hang on for Jo Ann?
VOTE EARLY & OFTEN!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "kdog";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "chocolatecakes@thetross.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th August 2004 - 11:53:04 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Sixth Annual Fire Island Pub Crawl						
Sunday, September 5, 2004						
1. 4:30PM-5:00PM	Hurricane's	OceanBayPark	(in FI Hotel)	
2.	5:10PM-5:40PM	Flynn's	OceanBayPark	
3.	5:45PM-6:10PM	Inn Between	OceanBayPark	
4.	6:15PM-7:40PM	Schooner's	OceanBayPark	
5.	9:00PM-9:45PM	Mermaid	Ocean Beach	(Happy Hour)	
6.	9:50PM-10:20PM	Matthew's	Ocean Beach
7.	10:25PM-10:55PM	Bocce Beach	Ocean Beach
8.	11:00PM-11:25PM	Michael'sPizza	Ocean Beach	(No Liquor)
9.	11:30PM-12:00AM	Hideaway	Ocean Beach
10.	12:05AM-12:35AM	Houser's	Ocean Beach
11.	12:45AM-1:10AM	CJ's	Ocean Beach
12.	1:15AM-1:40AM	Alligator	Ocean Beach
13.	1:45AM-2:10AM	Sun, Moon & Stars	Ocean Beach
14.	2:15AM-3:05AM	Maguire's	Ocean Beach
15.	3:10AM-4:00AM	Albatross	Ocean Beach	(GarbageHour)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Fiur";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "12darks@fiur.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th August 2004 - 01:40:54 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Would it be the same if I started a "12CoorsLights.com" and had people meet up every Friday evening in the back room of my local AppleBee's? ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "mysteryman";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th August 2004 - 02:48:06 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I like last weeks pick better; 12Dorks.com";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th August 2004 - 04:32:28 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I guess I have to vote for Dan. How nice of you folks to nominate him! Does he win anything that I might like to have? He should share... Right?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "whereohwhere";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "sweetpollypurebread@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th August 2004 - 05:36:40 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "When will Tim finally give his good buddy Ken a break and respond to one of these sadly pathetic banners?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th August 2004 - 12:27:31 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I still wonder which part of "Do not walk through the screen door", uttered over and over again so many times by me that my guests began to babble it out loud, was not understood or remembered!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "nothinggetsinthewayofmyfreedom@NODOORSNOWAR.COM";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th August 2004 - 01:26:02 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hello All,
It seems that what I would think is a personal matter is going to be discussed hear so I will weigh in.
Firstly, Bobby, again I am very SORRY for the damage to your screen door. Further I would be happy to provide financial means to fix this problem as well.
However, I should ad that your good friend Arnie told me that I should perhaps seek a lawsuit and look to have my medical expenses covered at the very least. After wondering the streets of new york for several hours I checked myself into Bellevue--I am now awaiting the results of an MRI, Catscan and some other tings I can't spel.
Also on a more metaphysical level is not the world filled with too many doors? Every Friday I grimace after opening one door at McSorley's I have to open yet one more... Is it not doors that have been closed on people and issues that is causing the utter turmoil in this country we now experience...
Don't we all find doors routinely closed to us?
And, can't we go so far as to think of doors as walls or barriers set up specifically to prevent a person from doing something? Does that not seem somewhat fascistic... Saying no that is what the door does don't believe it does anything else not for one moment...
Doors are the enemy
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th August 2004 - 03:18:42 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "First of all, my small mention of the screen door incident was meant only as a small joke. No need to apologize again as I accepted the first one and have no hard feelings at all! The screen door can be fixed and I don't want anything for it. I never did and never would take a dime from someone who broke something by accident in my house. It's been done before. Money would not be the issue anyway. It's getting the job done and finding the right person and place to do it.... Maybe your lawyer Arnie is right. SUE! It's the American way. I'm also sorry. Sorry if you have suffered any physical damage. I've got to say though that I find it hard to believe that a door as frail as that, that is intended to keep out mosquitos and that you so easy walked through, could do any damage to a fully grown man like yourself. Sounds a bit Omarosaish. I'm sure you'll be fine. The ale hurt you a lot more than the screen did. Let me know how it turns out. And yes, doors are the enemy. Bobby";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th August 2004 - 05:22:33 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Signs! Signs! Every where are signs... kepping all the people out and locking all the nature in! Whoops! I meant doors!
I vote for Dan as the newest newbie!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th August 2004 - 08:35:41 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built into his shoe and tried to light it?
Did you know his trial is over?
Did you know he was sentenced?
Did you see/hear any of the judge's comments on TV/Radio?
Didn't think so.
Everyone should hear what the judge had to say.
Ruling by Judge William Young U.S. District Court.
Prior to sentencing, the Judge asked the defendant if he had anything to say.
His response: After admitting his guilt to the court for the record, Reid also admitted his "allegiance to Osama bin Laden, to Islam, and to the religion of Allah," defiantly stated "I think I ought not apologize for my actions," and told the court "I am at war with your country."
Judge Young then delivered the statement quoted below, a stinging condemnation of Reid in particular and terrorists in general.
January 30, 2003 United States vs. Reid. Judge Young: Mr. Richard C. Reid, hearken now to the sentence the Court imposes upon you. On counts 1, 5 and 6 the Court sentences you to life in prison in the custody of the United States Attorney General. On counts 2, 3, 4 and 7, the Court sentences you to 20 years in prison on each count, the sentence on each count to run consecutive with the other.
That's 80 years. On count 8 the Court sentences you to the mandatory 30 years consecutive to the 80 years just imposed. The Court imposes upon you each of the eight counts a fine of $250,000 for the aggregate fine of $2 million. The Court accepts the government's recommendation with respect to restitution and orders restitution in the amount of $298.17 to Andre Bousquet and $5,784 to American Airlines. The Court imposes upon you the $800 special assessment.
The Court imposes upon you five years supervised release simply because the law requires it. But the life sentences are real life sentences so I need go no further. This is the sentence that is provided for by our statutes. It is a fair and just sentence. It is a righteous sentence. Let me explain this to you. We are not afraid of you or any of your terrorist co-conspirators, Mr. Reid. We are Americans We have been through the fire before. There is all too much war talk here And I say that to everyone with the utmost respect. Here in this court, where we deal with individuals as individuals, and care for individuals as individuals. As human beings, we reach out for justice.
You are not an enemy combatant. You are a terrorist. You are not a soldier in any war. You are a terrorist. To give you that reference, to call you a soldier, gives you far too much stature. Whether it is the officers of government who do it or your attorney who does it, or that happens to be your view, you are a terrorist. And we do not negotiate with terrorists. We do not treat with terrorists. We do not sign documents with terrorists. We hunt them down one by one and bring them to justice.
So war talk is way out of line in this court. You are a big fellow. But you are not that big. You're no warrior. I know warriors. You are a terrorist. A species of criminal guilty of multiple attempted murders. In a very real sense, State Trooper Santiago had it right when you first were taken off that plane and into custody and you wondered where the press and where the TV crews were, and he said you're no big deal.
You're no big deal.
What your counsel, what your able counsel and what the equally able United States attorneys have grappled with and what I have as honestly as I know how tried to grapple with, is why you did something so horrific. What was it that led you here to this courtroom today?
I have listened respectfully to what you have to say. And I ask you to search your heart and ask yourself what sort of unfathomable hate led you to do what you are guilty and admit you are guilty of doing. And I have an answer for you. It may not satisfy you. But as I search this entire record, it comes as close to understanding as I know.
It seems to me you hate the one thing that is most precious. You hate our freedom. Our individual freedom. Our individual freedom to live as we choose, to come and go as we choose, to believe or not believe as we individually choose. Here, in this society, the very winds carry freedom. They carry it everywhere from sea to shining sea. It is because we prize individual freedom so much that you are here in this beautiful courtroom. So that everyone can see, truly see that justice is administered fairly, individually, and discretely. It is for freedom's sake that your lawyers are striving so vigorously on your behalf and have filed appeals, will go on in their representation of you before other judges.
We are about it. Because we all know that the way we treat you, Mr. Reid, is the measure of our own liberties. Make no mistake though. It is yet true that we will bare any burden; pay any price, to preserve our freedoms. Look around this courtroom. Mark it well. The world is not going to long remember what you or I say here. Day after tomorrow it will be forgotten. But this, however, will long endure Here in this courtroom and courtrooms all across America, the American people will gather to see that justice, individual justice, justice,not war, individual justice is in fact being done. The very President of the United States through his officers will have to come into courtrooms and lay out evidence on which specific matters can be judged, and juries of citizens will gather to sit and judge that evidence democratically, to mold and shape and refine our sense of justice.
See that flag, Mr. Reid? That's the flag of the United States of America. That flag will fly there long after this is all forgotten. That flag stands for freedom. You know it always will.
Mr. Custody Officer. Stand him down.
So, how much of this Judge's comments did we hear on our TV sets? We need more judges like Judge Young, but that's another subject. Pass this around. Everyone should and needs to hear what this fine judge had to say. Powerful words that strike home.
God bless America,
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Summarizing Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "nextgenerationhorseman@detailsthis friday9/3";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th August 2004 - 11:18:21 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "********ROOKIE OF THE YEAR VOTING UPDATE*********
--DAN CONTINUES TO LEAD WITH CHERYL CLOSE BEHIND--
KEEP THE VOTES COMIN!
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FRIDAY, OCTOBER 1, 2004 - SAVE THE DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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";
$archive_name[++$index] = "serious sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "5thhorsemanawardvoting@thisfriday9/3";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st September 2004 - 11:12:42 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "******LAST CHANCE FOR ROOKIE OF THE YEAR VOTING!*****
Rookie of the Year candidate Dan starting to PULL AWAY
-----------VOTING ENDS THIS FRIDAY, 9/3---------------
______________________________________________________
SEASON OPENER, FRIDAY 10/1/04 - SAVE THE DATE!
______________________________________________________
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$archive_name[++$index] = "serious sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "yeslynn,you'restillgettingthe"ITGIRL"award!";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st September 2004 - 04:07:42 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "********PRESTIGIOUS 5th HORSEMAN AWARD*************
___________________________________________________
Most coveted of the awards given out at the annual "Season Opener" is the title of "5th Horseman". Honoring the most dedicated guest - based upon total # of appearances - to join us over the course of the season.
----------------------------------------------------
For the current 2003-2004 season, the finalists - followed by total appearances as of August 27, Week 48 - are as follows:
Jessica - 14 (watch out behind ya, Jess)
Pat(WHO!?)- 13
Susan* - 13 (*2002-2003 5th Horseman Award Winner)
Bobby Boy - 13 (Talk about your strong finishers!)
Surfer Dave - 10 (Sorry Dave, but "Outside" doesn't count)
Arnie - 10
NOTE: ONLY 4 WEEKS LEFT IN THE SEASON!
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2004-2005 SEASON OPENER - FRIDAY 10/1/04
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$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st September 2004 - 04:12:27 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Lions and Tigers and Horsemen.... Oh! My! ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "surprised sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "won'tdeblewinbesad@nolongerherb'day.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "03rd September 2004 - 07:15:22 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES!!!
TONITE'S - 9/3/04 - "HEADLINE BANNER" ACTUAL CONTAINS A REFERENCE TO McSORLEY'S!
(I'M SURPRISED BECAUSE THERE IS NO MENTION OF ANYTHING OF PERSONAL INTEREST TO KEN. NO MENTION OF PHISH, BINGHAMTON, HIS OLD FRIENDS OR ANYTHING KEN!)
PERHAPS I SHALL RESCIND MY RECOMMENDATION - AND NEW VOTER'S BALLOT - FOR A SITE NAME CHANGE TO...12KENS.COM
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th September 2004 - 04:27:41 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "The tie needs to be broken. We need a tangible tie breaker! How many newbies has Bobby Weiss brought to the Backroom? Who has the steadiest appearances? And after all I am a girl! How is Bobby Weiss going to feel about beating a GIRL!
Ha!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Stacey";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "scobacey1@hotmail.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th September 2004 - 04:35:24 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey all,
It's been a little while since I got my dot, but I would like to vote for Dan for rookie of the year!! Miss you all, the mustard, and the guy who threw up on me last time I was there... :-)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Heather";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th September 2004 - 05:00:04 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "My vote has to be for Dan also! Cant wait till the fall for a big Friday night reunion! ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th September 2004 - 11:05:50 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Scroll down to the last drink recipe...
http://www.plausiblydeniable.com/opinion/drinks.html";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "whoseupforagameoffooty?@englishladtrappedinUSbody";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th September 2004 - 03:18:22 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Good Morrow Lads and Lasses,
That is an interesting drink Jess...
but aside from dark ale horseman only drink one other:
Pimm's Cup
*	1 shot Pimm's No. 1
*	Fill with 7-Up
*	1 slice Cucumber
*	Twist of Lemon peel
In a highball glass filled with ice add Pimm's No. 1 and twist of lemon. Fill with 7-up. Garnish with cucumber slice.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "sensational news sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "heykendon'tworry@i'llpayfortheprizesyacheapbastard";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th September 2004 - 04:16:43 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "***********SEASON OPENER, 10/1/04 UPDATE***********
Award Ceremony to include:
-5TH HORSEMAN
-ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
-EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR
-LYNN'S "IT GIRL"
And there's more....
-PRIZES!
-CELEBRITY GUESTS!
-EXTRA NAPKINS! (but don't tell Tommy)
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SAVE THE DATE...FRI 10/1/04: '04-'05 SEASON OPENER!
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$archive_name[++$index] = "Euronymous";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "killedbyburzum@hell.us";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th September 2004 - 02:17:25 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Interesting drink recipes, Jess. (Post 383)
Now that we've opened the barrel o' monkeys it begs the question, which of the four McSorley's horsemen correspond to which biblical horseman? This might be a fun vote. Here's my picks:
War: Has to be Jan due to the endless war w/ Ken over 12Darks, 12Kens etc.
Famine: Tough one. Lots of hungry hungry horsemen at 2am.
Pestilence: Hmmm· Kenny?
Death: Ever heard Adam drunkenly yelling at the top of his lungs? Plus I'll wager that "Killed By Death" is one of his favorite Motorhead songs.
Might be fun to have them wear their respective horsemen sashes at McSorley's events.
Your thoughts? ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Arnie";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "11th September 2004 - 02:20:48 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Spreadsheet Sam,
I've been robbed. Check the numbers. I have had the pleasure of everyone's company on 11 Fridays this season. I feel like Al Gore. Who can address this matter. Oh, the inhumantity.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Serious Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "idontcarewhatanyonesaysarnie@u'reokinmybook.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "11th September 2004 - 10:50:23 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "**********SPREAD SHEET RESEARCH REQUEST*************
---CONFIRMATION---
Arnie-
Official records reflect the following ten (10) accredited appearances on your part during the '03-'04 Season:
1)10/3/03 (Season Opener, still remains the attendance "high water mark" w 30 guests <!> joining the Horsemen)
2)10/24 (Table 4 not yet turned to it's current position)
3)12/19 (Separate tables, 1 & 5)
4)1/9/04 (Lucky you, Arnie...an oh-so-rare "only guest" to join the 4Horsemen that nite)
5)3/12 (Stu Goldstein Night....or as I like to think of it, Ronni Funky-Siegel Night - since both parties made their first appearances of the season that night. But I guess some people see it a bit differently)
6)5/14 (12Darks history is made as Night Watchman Jerry asks Adam if he can join us at table 5. By spending the evening w us, Jerry become the first ever McSorley's employee to achieve Guest status)
7)6/25 (Marc Goldstein Retirement Ceremony followed by a truly classical Old School Chinese feast at Mott St landmark Wo Hop - established 1946 (AHEM)
8)7/23 (Dave Bloom!)
9)8/20 (Cheryl almost makes an official appearance - sorry hon, but 1030p's more than an hour early, despite what the misleading headline banner under 12Darks say's)
10)8/27
That's all we got, Arnie!
-SSS
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$archive_name[++$index] = "Sensational News Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "heyadamuwantitugotit@aimtoplease.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th September 2004 - 10:29:36 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "**************NEW AWARD DESIGNATION!****************
______________-MOST IMPROVED GUEST-_________________
With only two (2) weeks left in the season, it's not too late to do something really bold - like grab a heaping hand full of napkins right in front of Tommy - and make a run at this impressive NEW AWARD!
______________________________________________________
2004-05 SEASON OPENER, 10/1/04 - SAVE THE DATE!!!!!!!!
______________________________________________________";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Arnie";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th September 2004 - 12:08:42 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Shana Tova. Or for the Hebraically challenged, thats wishes for a Happy New Year to everyone. I hope the new year brings you good health and good fortune. Enjoy the holidays.
As an aside to SSS, thanks for the recount. Your judiciousness exceeds that of the nations Supreme Court, whose members refused to recount something truly trivial, like the election of the President.
And regarding the welcome proliferation of awards, what shall we call them? "The Sammies?
How about a installation ceremony for some of our newer title holders, like our Official Photographer, Bobby Weiss, or our Official Screen Door Opener, the Doorman and original horseman, Adam (once he completes the arduous rehabilition of his serious injuries).
While I am on the subject, who is our official Toastmaster? I believe the title has been vacant since the demise of the beloved Georgie Gesse.
Thanks and Happy Holidays,
Arnie";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Arnie";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th September 2004 - 12:11:00 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "That's Georgie Gessel, for those who were wondering.
Arnie";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Serious Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "kenmaybe1fridayheadlinecanbeawardsvotingnight?";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th September 2004 - 05:51:48 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "----------------MOST IMPROVED GUEST-----------------
*Voter's Ballot Available, Fri 9/17*
(Comes with or without Spread Sheet)
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SAVE THE DATE...FRI 10/1/04: '04-'05 SEASON OPENER!
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$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th September 2004 - 11:03:21 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy New Year";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Lynn";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "lerwind@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th September 2004 - 10:26:58 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hi i want to wish everyone a L Shana Tovah and I am looking forward to Oct. 1. I am here at Fire Island on a rainy Saturday. I am sure the award ceremonies will have a big audience. ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "The Inquirer";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th September 2004 - 07:07:04 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey "It Girl" Lynn,
How was Ed Silver's Kugel? I heard you and Pasternak enjoyed it.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "scrutinizin' sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "thoughtwediscussedthisalready@family(nonblood).com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd September 2004 - 09:32:51 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "----- 5th Horseman Award: IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION ---
CURRENT LEADER RANKING (Effective 9/22/04):
___________________________________________
1. Ms Jess - 15 Appr
(tied)
1. Bobby Boy - 15* Appr
* 9/10/04 appr currently "uncredited" and under review
NOTE: 03-04 SEASON ENDS THIS SAT. 9/25
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2004-05 SEASON OPENER, 10/1/04 - SAVE THE DATE!!!!!!!!
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$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd September 2004 - 09:59:44 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "This is all very scary...";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Elmer";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd September 2004 - 10:39:10 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits. Hhhhhhhhh.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd September 2004 - 02:29:35 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Does Saturday night count? ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "suspicious sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ithoughtwediscussedthisbro@poorfollowup.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th September 2004 - 09:28:21 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "_________________________________________________
TO THE ATTENTION OF: 12Darks.com Editorial Board
SUBJECT: FRIDAY, 9/24/04
QUERY: FOR THOSE NOT OBSERVING THE JEWISH NEW YEAR,
WILL 12Darks.com STILL BE MEETING TONIGHT (FRI 9/24)
IN THE BACKROOM 1130P-1A?
___________________________________________________
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th September 2004 - 02:21:30 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I see no mention of my birthday on here - Saturday the 25th. This is an outrage! I want a full refund. And a full recount. And all "meow" appearances to be treated equally - which equals FULL CREDIT. ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th September 2004 - 03:53:43 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "LOL";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Cindy";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "babsie417@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th September 2004 - 08:55:31 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I'm shocked and disturbed that I wasn't invited to your birthday party. Oh well, better luck next year! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND DON'T FORGET TO DO YOUR PHYSICAL JERKS.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Hugh B.";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th September 2004 - 11:52:26 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "The Bobby birthday bash? Alright! ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "T. O. Whitemeat";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "itgrl@somedumbgoy.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th September 2004 - 01:32:44 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "what was Lynn saying about Shania Twain? Is there going to be live entertainment this fri?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "significant sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ifyou'rewaiting4aheadlinebanner@fahgetit.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th September 2004 - 03:34:24 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "_________________THIS FRIDAY, 10/1/04_________________
*********'04-'05 SEASON OPENER & AWARD CEREMONY*******
- SAVE THE DATE!!!!! -
______________________________________________________
Note: Award Ceremony starts promptly at Midnight & Brenden's saving a chair especially for you!
______________________________________________________";
$archive_name[++$index] = "jonathan";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th September 2004 - 06:17:28 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "bnknjk j hhb jon
dear jonjjj hjj j b gjbhjhhhhj athan
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th September 2004 - 09:57:52 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "We've come along way babies!
http://www.nyfoodmuseum.org/
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "K-Dog";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Ken@MovingBannerAds-R-Us.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th September 2004 - 07:18:15 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hmmmmmm?????????";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "supergrass@youknowwhatI'mtalkin'bout";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th September 2004 - 07:21:34 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Lots of discussion of the upcoming awards but little speak on the Supergrass show Saturday night at Webster Hall get tickets hear
http://www.bowerypresents.com/calendar/
scroll down to October 2
or save those pesky surcharges and pop on over to Mercury Lounge to pick up the tixs
Monday through Saturday, from 12 noon to 7 p.m. at 212-260-4700. 217 E. Houston St. (corner Ave A & Houston)
note knot the same location as Webster Hall
and all you high speed interneters cherck out dis
http://www.kcrw.com/cgi-bin/db/kcrw.pl?show_code=mb&tmplt_type=program
scroll down to recent programs Morning Becomes Eclectic to here tree tracks of Acoustic Supergrass
cheers yo,
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "XXX";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th September 2004 - 08:29:20 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "The banner is moving in the wrong direction.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th September 2004 - 12:01:36 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Befores....
Von, 3 Bleeker Street @ Bowery - just in case!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ken";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ken@whosgonnashowuptonight.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st October 2004 - 03:58:41 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Nice weather we're having!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "ohyeah,marketthis!";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st October 2004 - 04:17:52 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "That backwards banner is giving me vertigo! Fix that thing Kenny -- it's not like you're doing anything productive anyway. OOps, did I just say that out loud?? Looking forward to seeing everyone tonite, although I will be shrouded in the cloak of corporate oppression. Hey -- did anyone get a cheesy crown for the "It Girl" ?
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "one who knows";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st October 2004 - 04:51:12 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "do they still give out those ghetto fab paper crowns @ burger king?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "franni";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st October 2004 - 04:55:38 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "not for nothin' ... the REAL party is going to be
BEFORE'S. New twist to kick off the season... AFTERS are sooooo September 30th!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "02nd October 2004 - 01:01:42 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Nice job Jan with the awards and the award ceremony. And thanks to my fellow Horseman for bestowing the prestigiuos 5th Horseman award upon me. I feel honored. I will walk tall wearing my coveted 5th Horseman T shirt. Bobby
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "everyonehasperfectattendance@thisismadness.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "03rd October 2004 - 06:01:59 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Nice to see all you folks--brief as it was. Those that left before I even arrived sorry to miss you but it wasn't even 12:30 and you go home????
Anyway my highlight was a conversation with Kenny, Arnie and myself at 3 Cups our 1st afters stop.
Kenny: I went and saw Sam Ulano
Adam: You did? How was it?
Kenny: He's great--he was so friendly I got to talk to him ....
Arnie: Ken, what does he think of Phish?
hahahahaha
Note Warren and I afters at Puffys a first in how long?
cheers,
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "p diddy";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "04th October 2004 - 10:49:41 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I ain't a member of noone's posse. not no way----not no how!!!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Principal";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th October 2004 - 07:55:24 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Three of Cups... The Posse? ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bush Baaaad, Kerry Good";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "06th October 2004 - 11:04:08 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "This is a piece written recently by novelist E.L. Doctorow.
I fault this president for not knowing what death is. He does not suffer the death of our twenty one year olds who wanted to be what they could be.
On the eve of D-day in 1944 General Eisenhower prayed to God for the lives of the young soldiers he knew were going to die. He knew what death was. Even in a justifiable war, a war not of choice but of necessity, a war of survival, the cost was almost more than Eisenhower could bear.
But this president does not know what death is. He hasn't the mind for it. You see him joking with the press, peering under the table for the WMDs he can't seem to find, you see him at rallies strutting up to the stage in shirt sleeves to the roar of the carefully screened crowd, smiling and waving, triumphal, a he-man. He does not mourn. He doesn't understand why he should mourn. He is satisfied during the course of a speech written for him to look solemn for a moment and speak of the brave young Americans who made the ultimate sacrifice for their country. But you study him, you look into his eyes and know he dissembles an emotion which he does not feel in the depths of his being because he has no capacity for it. He does not feel a personal responsibility for the thousand dead young men and women who wanted be what they could be. They come to his desk not as youngsters with mothers and father or wives and children who will suffer to the end of their days a terribly torn fabric of familial relationships and the inconsolable remembrance of aborted life - they come to his desk as a political liability, which is why the press is not permitted to photograph the arrival of their coffins from Iraq.
How then can he mourn? To mourn is to express regret, and he regrets nothing. He does not regret that his reason for going to war was, as he knew, unsubstantiated by the facts. He does not regret that his bungled plan for the war's aftermath has made of his mission-accomplished a disaster. He does not regret that rather than controlling terrorism his war in Iraq has licensed it. So he never mourns for the dead and crippled youngsters who have fought this war of his choice. He wanted to go to war and he did. He had not the mind to perceive the costs of war, or to listen to those who knew those costs. He did not understand that you do not go to war when it is one of the options but when it is the only option; you go not because you want to but because you have to.
Yet this president knew it would be difficult for Americans not to cheer the overthrow of a foreign dictator. He knew that much. This president and his supporters would seem to have a mind for only one thing - to take power, to remain in power, and to use that power for the sake of themselves and their friends. A war will do that as well as anything. You become a wartime leader. The country gets behind you. Dissent becomes inappropriate. And so he does not drop to his knees, he is not contrite, he does not sit in the church with the grieving parents and wives and children. He is the President who does not feel. He does not feel for the families of the dead, he does not feel for the thirty five million of us who live in poverty, he does not feel for the forty percent who cannot afford health insurance, he does not feel for the miners whose lungs are turning black or for the working people he has deprived of a chance to work overtime at time-and-a-half to pay their bills - it is amazing for how many people in this country this President does not feel. But he will dissemble feeling. He will say in all sincerity he is relieving the wealthiest one percent of the population of their tax burden for the sake of the rest of us, and that he is polluting the air we breathe for the sake of our economy, and that he is decreasing the safety regulations for coal mines to save the coal miners' jobs, and that he is depriving workers of their time-and-a-half benefits for overtime because this is actually a way to honor them by raising them into the professional class. And this litany of lies he will versify with reverences for God and the flag and democracy, when just what he and his party are doing to our democracy is choking the life out of it.
But there is one more terribly sad thing about all of this. I remember the millions of people here and around the world who marched against the war. It was extraordinary, that spontaneous aroused oversoul of alarm and protest that transcended national borders. Why did it happen? After all, this was not the only war anyone had ever seen coming. There are little wars all over he world most of the time. But the cry of protest was the appalled understanding of millions of people that America was ceding its role as the last best hope of mankind. It was their perception that the classic archetype of democracy was morphing into a rogue nation. The greatest democratic republic in history was turning its back on the future, using its extraordinary power and standing not to advance the ideal of a concordance of civilizations but to endorse the kind of tribal combat that originated with the Neanderthals, a people, now extinct, who could imagine ensuring their survival by no other means than pre-emptive war.
The president we get is the country we get. With each president the nation is conformed spiritually. He is the artificer of our malleable national soul. He proposes not only the laws but the kinds of lawlessness that govern our lives and invoke our responses. The people he appoints are cast in his image. The trouble they get into and get us into, is his characteristic trouble. Finally the media amplify his character into our moral weather report. He becomes the face of our sky, the conditions that prevail: How can we sustain ourselves as the United States of America given the stupid and ineffective warmaking, the constitutionally insensitive lawgiving, and the monarchal economics of this president? He cannot mourn but is a figure of such moral vacancy as to make us mourn for ourselves.
- E.L. Doctorow";
$archive_name[++$index] = "George W Bush";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dave@neversoft.biz";
$archive_date[ $index] = "06th October 2004 - 12:37:12 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Don't you know that being the president is hard work, especially with Iran and Korea going nucular? I worry about our men in combat all day... that's why I spend lots of time thinking of strategery.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "E.L Jr.";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "06th October 2004 - 04:17:06 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey,
Youre mourning for the US Dead. Rightfully so. But who mourns for the hundreds of thousands dead in unmarked graves, the victims of Saddam's torture chambers and death squads.
P.S. you're a shitty Dad and can't write your way out of a parking ticket. Longwinded and shallow. You and Kerry have much in common.
Love,
Your son";
$archive_name[++$index] = "E.L Jr.";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "06th October 2004 - 04:17:22 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey,
Youre mourning for the US Dead. Rightfully so. But who mourns for the hundreds of thousands dead in unmarked graves, the victims of Saddam's torture chambers and death squads.
P.S. you're a shitty Dad and can't write your way out of a parking ticket. Longwinded and shallow. You and Kerry have much in common.
Love,
Your son";
$archive_name[++$index] = "smiling sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "E.L.don'tknowTommy@let'skeepthefocusonAwardPrizes!";
$archive_date[ $index] = "06th October 2004 - 04:41:04 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = " ****2004-2005 Season Opener****
--------Final & COMPLETE Award/Prize Recap---------
____________________________________________________
1) 5th Horseman: (TIE) Jess, Bobby Boy - T shirts
2) Most Improved Guest: Surfer Dave* (see note below)
3) Employee Of The Year: Brenden - Travel "hot n cold" beverage mug
4) Best Uncredited Appr: Sara S** - Year on a page calender feat. picture of Sara's "uncredited" Saturday afternoon lunch appr at McS
5) Rookie Of The Year: Dan - McS beer stein
6) Lifetime Achievement Award: Susan *** - McS snow globe
7) Lynn's "It Girl" Award: (3 way tie)
WJB - Genuine "McS sawdust-filled" beer mug
K dog - Dry erase board
Adam - McS 6-pack
8) Raffle: Arnie - Picture frame
----------------------------------------
NOTES:
* Dave's outrageously cool award prize - as yet unseen by the general public (except for Ken & Arnie, who LOVED it by the way) is available for p/u any Friday btw 1130p-115a
** Sara will receive her prize at a private family ceremony.
(Sara asked that I convey her sincere appreciation for your 99.9% voting support. The 1% exception being her brother Ryan - who cast the one vote NOT in support of her receiving this highly prestigious award)
*** Susan's prize was accepted by Jess in her absence.
(Hey Susan, you were -Mc- sorely missed! Hope to see you next year)
----------------------------------------------------
FINALLY, A VERY SPECIAL "THANKS" TO ALL OF YOU IN ATTENDANCE FOR MAKING THE '04-'05 SEASON OPENER, THE VERY BEST '04-'05 SEASON OPENER - WE'VE EVER HAD!
_____________________________________________________
Please be aware....
2005-2006 Season Opener, 9/30/05 - SAVE THE DATE!
_______________________________________________________
(Wow, 9/30/05's right around the corner. I better get my blazer & turtle-neck to the dry cleaner)
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Insteresting!";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th October 2004 - 04:17:17 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Very interesting!
http://ibihost1.com/nycdoh/web/html/rii.pl";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Dew I. Gotta";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "yeahright@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th October 2004 - 09:30:17 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "ales, idjit, ales. jeez.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "So there!";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th October 2004 - 04:14:53 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "No invite? No posse....";
$archive_name[++$index] = "'Surfer' Dave";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ddamiecki@mindspring.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th October 2004 - 08:41:59 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "How do you run a campaign on a record of failure?
Spread the fear.
http://home.earthlink.net/~houval/gopconstrm.mov
Needs Quicktime Player: http://www.apple.com/quicktime/
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th October 2004 - 06:01:43 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://dancingbush.com/";
$archive_name[++$index] = "jonathan";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th October 2004 - 10:27:40 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://www.thewiggles.com";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Jeff R. Sunn";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "whogetsthereat11@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "11th October 2004 - 11:12:42 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I heard about the kugel, Lynn. Imagine a share trying to
eat leftovers in her own house. The nerve! Everyone knows
guests have first dibs. Some people.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Vincent Lombardi";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Heaven-Lambau Field";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th October 2004 - 04:19:11 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Just a friendly reminder:
OCTOBER 31, 2004 is FOOTBALL SUNDAY-a day dedicated to football, playing and watching, and fraternity.
It's a non-contact, non-competitive game of football. If you can drop a ball, you can play. The sight of a football hitting a stomach and falling to the ground is a common one. Holding. No problem. It's encouraged. There's pre-game festivities, action on the field, and, following the action, post game activities including everyone's favorite beverage, beer, with football on the big screen. You can play in workboots, just ask Pat Dalia, who survived and acquited himself quite well, but sneakers will help. See Arnie for more information.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sam Supports Sports";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "sorryarn,butamawaythatwkd@maybenextyear.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th October 2004 - 02:49:06 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "-----------A 4Horseman.net Editorial--------------------
________________________________________________________
What's more satisfying than a weekend that begins with a late Friday night (11:30p start) with the Horsemen at McSorley's...continues through Saturday with a throbbing and oh-so-familiar "bash my head with a hammer" (Dave B, 7/27 post) headache...ending with a Sunday of "Football & Philosophy" in Brooklyn hosted by our very own "Neal Cassidy" (K-dog, 8/20 side panel) Arnie W!
4Horseman.net heartily endorses this annual Fall Classic - held this year on Sunday 10/31.
---------------------------------------------------------
Hey Arnie, take one up the middle for me pal!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "quickchannel7@whyamIwatching this";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th October 2004 - 09:53:39 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "wiggles are performing Silver Machine
channel 7 right now!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Dan "R of the Y"";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th October 2004 - 02:49:59 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hy folks.
Just coming out of my Season Opener daze.
Adam, sorry about the head butt.
Thanks to all for my award!
Dan";
$archive_name[++$index] = "kelly";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th October 2004 - 06:07:50 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Adam,
Are you watching Regis again?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Lynne Kahn";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "makeit1130@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th October 2004 - 12:48:14 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Arnie: Jets are on Monday night that weekend.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Whose your Momma?";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th October 2004 - 10:27:25 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "And what if the Red Sox win?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "another1st@uberhorseman.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th October 2004 - 04:59:35 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Got this from our good friend and former Drinkin buddy Pat Dalia thought y'all would like to know
Last night my wife delivered into this world the most
beautiful baby that anyone could ever dream of.
Maria Ava 6 lb 7 oz 5 weeks premature was born.
mother and baby are fine.
Pat
I believe the birth was monday evening
See all you?--Friday
cheers,
adam
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ken";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Ken@IAlwaysThoughtPatWasGay.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st October 2004 - 07:47:18 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Pat & Martina- Congrats on your new baby girl!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "K-Dog";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ken@guesswewontbewatchingthegamefriday.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st October 2004 - 07:51:55 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I guess my banner ad doesn't make too much sense now.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "lerwind";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st October 2004 - 08:26:29 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "dear pat and martina, congratulations on the birth of your baby girl Maria. Hope to meet her one day. all the best";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st October 2004 - 10:26:04 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Congrats Pat and Martina!
Umm.... Banner change PLEASE! Whose your momma????";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st October 2004 - 11:39:28 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Congratulations to the Dalia family. Hello little Maria Ava. ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sam Supports Sires";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "guessi'llbe"outdrinkin"martinaforawhile@water!.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd October 2004 - 11:12:16 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Pat & Martina-
Which of you will be coming tonite to p/u Maria's Honorary Commemorative Spreadsheet?
It is ofcourse highly collectable and sure to sell out!(Available anytime after 11:30p)
-SS Sam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Keith Mackenzie";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "mkalex@optonline";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd October 2004 - 01:59:42 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Kenny, et al,
I can speak to who this guy is, because he is me!
That said, you should know he's a genetic freak of nature,
a clone of Lou Reed and Tom Hanks in one person!
Unfortunately, he is only 1/2 as a good a singer as Lou
and only 1/2 as funny as Tom.
But he will be there drinking and crying in his beer.
(Oh yes, he has a sad story to tell.)
Politically, he sees the Bush administration as the
first step towards Facism in the US and plans to move
to Canada or Argentina on Nov 3rd if things go bad
for the DEMS! From there he will orchestrate a civil war
to take our country back!
See you tonight!
Keith";
$archive_name[++$index] = "EUB WEEBANK";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd October 2004 - 02:24:17 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Congratulations to Pat and Martina on their blessed event.
REMINDER: FOOTBALL SUNDAY OCTOBER 31, 2004
START STRETCHING YOUR PATHETIC GURLY MUSCLES NOW.
PREGAME FESTIVITIES, FOOTBALL, POST GAME ACTIVITIES, FOOTBALL
ITS THE DAY THEY CHANGE THE CLOCKS SO YOU GET AN EXTRA HOUR OF SLEEP.
SO NO EXCUSES FOR YOU";
$archive_name[++$index] = "scrutinizin' sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "noidontthinkilikethesoundofthis1littlebit@who?.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd October 2004 - 04:05:56 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Is this "Mackensie fellow" related to Tim Jonesackenzie?
Not sure I like the sound of this...
PS He's certainly no Steve Paschallackenzie!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd October 2004 - 11:43:13 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "So what are we doing on the 31st? Any specifics? Where is this football game?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Arnie";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "AWolsky@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th October 2004 - 12:00:41 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "FOOTBALL SUNDAY-DON'T FORGET THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SHOW THE WORLD HOW LITTLE ATHLETIC PROWESS YOU POSSESS. NO SKILLS REQUIRED. START STRETCHING NOW. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
PRE-GAME FESTIVITIES, AT MY HOUSE (449 9TH ST, BROOKLYN) DIRECTLY ABOVE THE SEVENTH AVENUE STOP ON THE F TRAIN, BETWEEN 12NOON AND 12:50PM.
FOR THOSE NOT ATTENDING THE PRE GAME FESTIVITIES, GAME TIME IS APPROXIMATELY 1PM. ENTER PROSPECT PARK AT 9TH STREET AND PPW, BY THE STATUE OF LAFAYETTE, FOLLOW THE CEMENT PATH TO THE PARK ROADWAY, CROSS THE ROADWAY, AND LOOK AHEAD TO THE BALLFIELD. LOOK FOR AN UNORGANIZED GROUP OF OUT OF SHAPE INDIVIDUALS WITH A REGULATION NFL FOOTBALL TRYING TO NOT EMBARRASS THEMSELVES. OH THE JOYS OF A LITTLE ATHLETIC COMPETITION, COMPLETE WITH THE AGONY OF VICTORY.
POST GAME ACTIVITIES INCLUDING FOOD AND BEVERAGES AND NFL FOOTBALL WILL FOLLOW THE COMPLETION OF THE DAYS GAME. FOR THOSE WHO ARE LUNG CHALLENGED, THERE WILL BE SMOKING AND WATER BREAKS.
*THIS GAME HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED AND APPROVED BY SPREADSHEET SAM.
ALL ARE WELCOME AND I URGE YOU TO ATTEND,
ARNIE";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Phil More";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "millard@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th October 2004 - 01:15:22 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Who's Pat Dalia?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th October 2004 - 08:56:03 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Thank you Arnie!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Shirley Levine";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th October 2004 - 04:34:32 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Can someone provide me with Warren's e-mail address. ICM owes me money..kidding...Just need his e-mail address. Thanks. Big Shirley";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ken A. Dee";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "grassyknoll@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th October 2004 - 01:00:56 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Its OK - I heard from a very reliable source that Shirley
was able to track Warren down.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "A. Moose";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "sch3006@optonline.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th October 2004 - 02:52:46 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Football Sunday. I remember the days. They were long ago. A better time perhaps. I am a vet of 12 but my time is over. It's time for a new breed. A different player. Let me warn you though, bones will be broken, tendons torn, spirits doomed, families ripped apart. But it's all worth it. I wouldn't change a thing.
I will never forget the feeling of burning Arnie's ass on a simple buttonhook by saying "look over there" just as the quarterback is releasing a dying quail of a pass.
I will not be there physically, only in spirit to cheer on the good, the bad and the truly ugly. Good luck and god bless!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sam Supports Sports";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th October 2004 - 05:36:37 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = ")NG`\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\?)N7?s week's (Fri 10/29) headline banner a tribute to Arnie's BIG FOOTBALL SUNDAY?
(Or how about JUST MAKING this week's headline banner!)
We're getting a wee bit tired of seeing OL'MR LAFF'S (aka Keith M's) picture up there!
-Sam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "John Sunn";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "hesbusy@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th October 2004 - 12:12:28 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Ken promises to change the banner and send out a welcoming e-mail about this Friday's gathering at some point prior to
the gathering. Five, ten minutes before? Who knows, but it
will be prior to.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th October 2004 - 05:08:37 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Nice banner";
$archive_name[++$index] = "BEN DAVIDSON";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ALDAVIS.COM";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th October 2004 - 07:49:02 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "YOU KNOW IT. YOU LOVE IT. IT'S FOOTBALL SUNDAY.
STOP WITH THE EXCUSES AND PLAY THE GAME.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "scrutinizin' sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "LOVEseeingmynameatthetop@aintmyfamilygrand.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st November 2004 - 04:01:49 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "K-dog;
While I am terrifically impressed with the promptness of your 10/29 "Evening Recap" sidebar posting, I must point out the following:
*Wendy's posse included an ADDITIONAL gentleman friend, who's name is not reflected on the Recap. (And since when do people who DON'T TALK TO US get a mention at all?)
*It's odd that with all the intimate personal details that Jerry continues to share with us every week (how's the web-site you're building for him going by the way!?!?) he never gets a mention. After all, his presence certainly extends our time in the Back Room!
Pls advise...
-Sam ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st November 2004 - 10:35:22 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I'm with scrutinizin' sam! What happened to the other gentleman in Wendy's posse? At least she gets credit for her posse!
Wow!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "02nd November 2004 - 11:11:09 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Who is Phil Moscowitz and why does he look like Warren Bograd?
Just wondering......";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Jack Sunn";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "noposts@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "04th November 2004 - 07:40:42 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "shhhhhhh. Ken's idea of a joke. Old pic, too.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "sad sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "myfamilyyesBUTNOTBLOOD@icecubejokeNOTFUNNY";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th November 2004 - 07:09:22 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "If my brother-in-law didn't have time for a clever (or at the very least a display of effort) 11/5 headline banner,
what would that make him?
--------------------------------------------------
(DISPLAY YOU OWN JOKE HERE, IT CERTAINLY CAN'T BE WORSE THAN THE "ICE CUBE" JOKE
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "now thats a website@artsy is fun";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th November 2004 - 02:56:18 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Just came across a website that could provide hours of enjoyment
www.ubu.com
check out the sound files
http://www.ubu.com/sound/
especially
http://www.ubu.com/sound/artsounds.html
where you can hear the double LP
Artsounds Rare out-of-print double LP from 1985 of artists' recordings. Includes tracks by Larry Rivers, Marcel Duchamp, Connie Beckley, Cotten/Prince, Minneko Grimmer, Philemona Williamson, Jeff Gordon, Tony McAulay, Jonathan Borofsky, Les Levine, Burton Van Deusen, Tom Wesslemann, Marcy Brafman, Philip Johnson, John Burgee, Italo Scanga, Thomas Lanigan-Schmidt, Bob Gruen, Yura Adams, and Jennifer Bartlett. Includes extensive liner notes. (MP3)
so much info ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "test";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th November 2004 - 02:05:26 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "test";
$archive_name[++$index] = "test";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th November 2004 - 02:05:29 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "test";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th November 2004 - 02:56:39 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Where is the banner? Is it the Emperor's New banner? How lovely it is then!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ken";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "whatsgreenandsings@franksnotra.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th November 2004 - 02:57:12 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Who's going out tonight?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Hymen Funk";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dave@neversoft.biz";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th November 2004 - 03:08:59 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hi Daddy.
Why is it that you haven't told anyone about me? Just because my mommy isn't the same as Jonathan's, doesn't mean I'm bad, does it?
Anyway, instead of another Coffee Cup calendar, can I have a real Chanukkah gift this year? I'd really like this to help me learn how to read:
http://www.vidlit.com/yidlit/yidlit.html
Thanks Daddy.
Love,
Hymen
PS: Will you please visit me at the trailer park this year? I really miss you!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sensational News Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "what,noicecubejokethisweek?!@noeffort.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th November 2004 - 03:44:43 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "*************NIFTY GUEST #50 CONTEST*****************
_____________________________________________________
You read that right folks! Thanks in large part to last Friday 11/5's RECORD TURN-OUT (for a non-Season Opening event) so far this season 46 (count em, 46!) lucky bastards have been our guests in the back room since the '04-'05 Season Opener on 10/5/04.
So with new Guest "Nifty #50" right around the corner, it's time to think about what this lucky person will win...
-Free beer*
(*for every beer Jan drinks. So clearly this won't cost much money)
-Some quality "one-on-one" time w Ole Mr Laffs (aka Keith M)
-A peek at Ed's left-overs (which have been nominated for its own "Guest" status)
and finally...
-A (very late night) opportunity to visit w Night Watchman Jerry and witness horrors that defy description even for this talented wordsmith
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NOTE: Las Vegas betting line on "Nifty Guest #50"...
A Jessica Stein Posse member, 1-2 Favorite
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$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th November 2004 - 04:44:14 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Poor Scott!
Got Caught..
will be doing some time!
Ain't it so fine!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby ";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th November 2004 - 08:45:52 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = " ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sensational News Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "wasitheonly1whothougtbloom'spostwasalittlestrange?";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th November 2004 - 03:27:30 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "************NIFTY GUEST #50 CONTEST******************
_____________________________________________________
That's right folks, even if you can't make the 12:18a start time that certain web-page managers do, you can vote right here.
Last week's (Fri 11/12) turn-out featured the 50th Guest to join the Back Room for the current 2004-2005 season.
So cast your votes for who wins this prestigious honor!
Candidate # 1: Beloved (though some-what "sloppy") Night-
Watchman Jerry _____________
Candidate # 2: "Drinkin Man" Douglas ______________
Candidate # 3: "Don't I Know You?" and "You Look So Familiar" Denise _____________
Candidate # 4: (Denise's husband!?!?) Seth____________
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Remember: As we've seen for '03-'04 Rookie of the Year voting, ballot box stuffing REALLY WORKS!
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";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Cat-Teh";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th November 2004 - 03:44:16 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "What about Sir Left Overs ExtraOrdinary?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Serious Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "trivia:whowasthe1sttousethee-maddress4witticisms?";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th November 2004 - 05:02:42 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "**************LEFT-OVERS CLARIFICATION************
__________________________________________________
Please be aware that while the on-going debate over Guest status for "Ed's Left-Overs" unfolds, the "Nifty #50" voting pertains to attendance from last Friday, 11/12 only.
As you may or may not be aware, while last Friday featured the 50th Guest of the season, Ed's succulent left-over pork chops and "it's a crime to leave 'em behind" garlic mashed potatoes were NOT present.
Reminder: 50th Guest candidates limited to Fri 11/12 attendance only. Ballot appears below on Post 475.
__________________________________________________________
NOTE: VOTE EARLY & OFTEN. IT SURE WORKED FOR DAN LAST YEAR!
__________________________________________________________";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th November 2004 - 05:06:26 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I vote for Douglas....";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th November 2004 - 10:19:45 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Ummmmm..... Doug works for NBC";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Dan ";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th November 2004 - 09:12:49 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Dougie gets my vote.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Enby Seeinya";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "sarsaparilla@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th November 2004 - 05:47:39 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "chatty little bastard, isn't he? And add Noodletown to that
afters.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Enby Seeinya";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "howaboutsomeseparationbetweenweeks@12darks,com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th November 2004 - 05:51:08 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "That last post was in reference to our esteemed webmaster, Kenny Funk, btw, re: the lengthy descriptions at left, just in case that wasn't clear.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th November 2004 - 11:29:38 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "This is all bad!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Heshy Barmitzvahwitz";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "aleyabastidale@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th November 2004 - 02:41:31 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey, nice arms there, Jess!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Anne Otherround";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "icdasowhattimeisbostonlegalon@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th November 2004 - 03:41:27 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I guess if Ken doesn't make it to Noodletown, then it doesn't count, right?! And how about separating the
end of one week's list from the preceding week's? No,
he's too busy animating Jessica Stein, as if she could
get any more animated!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "scared sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "butiwanttohavefuntonite!@backroom.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th November 2004 - 08:46:29 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "is keith mack (aka mr laffs) coming tonite?
(i guess if he supports night watchman jerry as 50th guest - he's a-ok in my book!)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th November 2004 - 12:12:48 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "What do you mean animated? I am not animated Me? No way...Nah unh... Not me! Animated shaminated... No way dude! I am so not animated.. Totally and completely not animated... No way! So not even a chance of animation with me! Who would even think of such a thing!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st November 2004 - 12:41:50 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey, who's the animated chick?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st November 2004 - 09:59:38 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I got a Banner! Naa naa naa NAAAAAAAAA!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "STUPENDOUS SAM";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "only56hourstillfridaynitethisweek@sad aint it?.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd November 2004 - 03:02:31 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "******50TH GUEST CONTEST SELECTS UNANIMOUS WINNER!****
_____________________________________________________
With deep regrets to our favorite - though puke ridden -
Night Watchman Jerry....
DOUGLASS DECLARED "NIFTY GUEST #50"!
_____________________________________________________
NOTE: SPECIAL "1 NIGHT ONLY" WED 11/24 BACK ROOM 4HORSEMAN APPEARANCE.
(NO FRIDAY THIS WEEK ONLY)
_____________________________________________________
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Arnie ";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "AWolsky@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd November 2004 - 11:39:00 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Thanksgiving everybody.
Thereâs much to be thankful for this year.
There were free elections in Afghanistan, where men and women were able to demonstrate with their actions what we take for granted, the power of the vote and the ability to participate in choosing who to lead.
While Iraq continues to be a bloody mess, who said the fight for oneâs liberties are a clean and bloodless struggle. After listening to my fatherâs tales and hearing of the many Jews in concentration camps who wished for the ability to fight to live instead of walking silently and facing the certainty of an ignoble death, I am certain that Iraqis will understand what it means to be given the ability to fight for your freedom rather than march silently until you die, enduring the beat and beatings of a mad and vile dictator.
I am compelled by the efforts of this nations sons and daughters who sacrifice themselves every moment of every day on foreign soil standing up for the oppressed, fighting a dangerous and ruthless enemy for the values and ideals we live by at home and asking for nothing in return.
To my friends and neighbors who struggled with their choice for President, (was it just three weeks ago) uncertain about which lever to pull, be glad you lived in a blue state. You were able to vote knowing that whatever your choice, you didnât decide the election.
To those of us who live in the blue states, be thankful for your fellow citizens in the red states. They remind us that being American means demonstrating national strength and moral courage to a world all too lacking in leaders willing to sacrifice for their citizens instead of plundering for themselves.
While we, as Americans, may differ over issues on the national and international agenda, we agree in the significance of our right to disagree while we vigorously partake in our nationâs political dialogue. What makes us unique among nations is the importance we attach to display of our national conscience in our decisions and our deeds. We live to be free and to remind a world that forgets freedom is not cheap and it cannot be defined nor defended by words alone.
Remember the yearning to be free is important to liberals and conservatives. This Thanksgiving, remember, as Americans, those who have lost their lives because they were Americans.
We live in an ever-smaller world and that means never standing idle, ever vigilant in strong opposition to the craven and the cruel who pose a threat our way of life and our ability to seek and peaceful future of brotherhood between all nations.
So as we enter the holiday season, keep your focus on what is important to you and to the oneâs you love. Be cheerful and celebrate the human yearning for freedom while remembering the challenges that face us as individuals and as a nation. And remember the words of my friendâs great-grandfather, who told me, it never hurts to laugh.
Wishing you love, peace, and contentment, your friend,
Arnie Wolsky
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th November 2004 - 09:17:41 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Where is the 11/19/04 tally? Who's sleeping on the job?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "spread sheet sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "howisanyonesupposedtoknow?@12doesn'tsay.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th November 2004 - 09:46:23 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "*TONITE-WED 11/24,10P*TONITE WED 11/24,10P*TONITE WED 11/24*
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SPECIAL "ONCE A YEAR" EVENT: WEDNESDAY BECOMES FRIDAY!
********************************************************
Please be aware of a SPECIAL WEDNESDAY appearance TONITE by the 4Horseman and Guests (YOU?!)
NOTE: "FAMILY FRIENDLY" 10P START!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Lennon & McCartney";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dave@neversoft.biz";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th November 2004 - 10:28:37 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "---- Spreadsheet Sam ----
He's shlemiel Spreadsheet Sam
Living in McSorley Land
Printing all his spreadsheet spam for nobody
Doesn't have much work to do
Sits there making Excel spew
Gives us doubt that he's employed at all
Spreadsheet Sam, please listen
You don't have to be farbissen
"Spreadsheet Sam", your personna's really scaring us Jan
He's obsessed as he can be
Won't stop with his guest list spree
Spreadsheet Sam is your mind free at all?
Spreadsheet Sam, don't scurry
Please desist your printing flurry
Don't leave home till Bellevue comes and takes you by van
Ah, la, la, la, la
Doesn't have much work to do
Sits there making Excel spew
Gives us doubt that he's employed at all
Spreadsheet Sam, please listen
You don't have to be farbissen
"Spreadsheet Sam", your personna's really scaring us Jan
Ah, la, la, la, la
He's shlemiel Spreadsheet Sam
Living in McSorley Land
Printing all his spreadsheet spam for nobody
Printing all his spreadsheet spam for nobody
Printing all his spreadsheet spam for nobody
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Groucho Marx";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Meand my brothers3in heavenwithMargaretDumont";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th November 2004 - 05:00:44 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Since when did this board get so literate. Why the sudden leap in the quality of intellectual property? If this continues, I will have no choice but to stop reading and disassociate myself from this. Bring back the discussions about the girl with the fat arms and big smile who likes to drink beer.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Tim Jones";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th November 2004 - 05:04:24 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "There hasnt been a banner with me in awhile? Is everyone bored with me already?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Dar Kale";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "fixinaholeinthewebsite@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th November 2004 - 01:32:33 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Nice job, Dave. Too funny!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "jonathan";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th November 2004 - 03:48:26 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "kplopkiik kk l;kop; ;kop[lk;l ; ;kl;'lp[[l'[l[";
$archive_name[++$index] = "jonathan";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th November 2004 - 03:48:42 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "kplopkiik kk l;kop; ;kop[lk;l ; ;kl;'lp[[l'[l[";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th November 2004 - 11:33:13 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Attendance for 11/26/04 was as follows,
Bobby Weiss
Ruth
Ed McGuiness";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Liv R. Function";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "herestodrinkinwithabrahamlincoln@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th November 2004 - 11:58:48 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "thanks for posting, Bobby. ya see, Kenny, you could have gone! how about stripping some of the text from the bottom of this sucker, or whatever it is you have to do to get it
working again!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th November 2004 - 04:56:45 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "My arms are getting tired....";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Noel Lights";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "getitright@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th November 2004 - 12:13:54 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "A work in progress, to be sure. (1) Its McGinnis, per Reid's
house list. (2) Yeah, the first time we all didn't show up on a Friday...since Thanksgiving '03, when we did the
exact same thing. (3) What about afters? 11/24 - Scratcher's; 11/19 - Big Bar, Noodletown; 11/12 - (add) Noodletown (4) Still need separation between 11/12 and 11/5
(5) New banner? I know - you're still working on it.
(6)11/24 - 'I' in 'Night' should be lower case. That's all
for now!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ken";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkyken@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th November 2004 - 01:23:47 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I believe our website is all up to date now, thanks for being patient· A special thanks to Mr. Dave Bloom, recipient of the 12Darks.com Ira Gershwin Award for his excellent song lyrics, set to tune of The Beatles' "Nowhere Man". Seems like Jan isn't the only one who has some time on their hands, eh Dave? ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sicks N. Sixe";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "maguiresnotmcgwires@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th November 2004 - 03:28:08 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Once again, I say: (1) Its McGinnis, per Reid's house list
(2) Yeah, the first time we all didn't show up on a Friday...since Thanksgiving '03, when we did the exact same thing. I guess that's when time began. (3) Afters: 11/12 - (add) Noodletown.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "I. B. Linkin";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "mcsorleyland@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st December 2004 - 11:39:27 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I think its holding *down* the fort, pal, not up. You're not
robbing the place. Also, who ever orders 1, 3, 5, 7 or 9
*ales* at McSorley's, anyway? 2, 4, 6, 8 - speed up the banner!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "bill decker";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "bill@partnersinternational.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "02nd December 2004 - 06:43:03 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "this whole thing makes me thirsty....btw, check out lessonsfromtheroad.com
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "03rd December 2004 - 02:37:17 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I'll be doing my drinking in Beantown today so have one for me at McS tonight.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Serious Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "toobusytopostthisweek@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "03rd December 2004 - 10:11:35 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "---------------HEAR YE! HEAR YE!---------------------
****BOBBY-BOY NAMED "5TH HORSEMAN EXTRAORDINAIRE"****
______________________________________________________
Join the 4Horseman tonite (Friday 12/3) as we toast the man who "held up the fort" in our absence last Friday, the one and only 5th Horseman Extraordinaire - Bobby Boy!
_______________________________________________________
PS Feel free to ignore "Tommy's tip guide" above...we leave him MUCHO DINERO at evening's end as well!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Jorma";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "youknowIranforPresident@Jorma.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "06th December 2004 - 09:25:26 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "tunabase.com
For all your Hot Tuna needs. Got a question about the name of the 17th song played during the late show, Thanksgiving weekend 1976?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Charlie";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "IWasAnAmericanAdvertisingIcon@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th December 2004 - 02:53:01 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "tunafacts.com
For all your Tuna Trivia needs. Got a question about how eating more canned tuna may help control epilepsy?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Irie Member";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "rastafish@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th December 2004 - 04:31:56 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "...how, by accumulating enough mercury in your system to kill a whale? Ah, yes, 1970.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "jonathan";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th December 2004 - 08:00:56 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "jk jojkju ijikhufcugbhghvthug bfty vgfhjjgyui hihhyugh yyuugggbbhjjhg fdredsesbhtttjoh hhhhhhhhhh hhhhh hhh hh hhhh hhhhhh hhngytyfxasohyuyuiyt ki 7uytgddgubg3ff i0i9hu78889999 juhh 789vinjikbbjuinniuuhuyy";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th December 2004 - 11:44:11 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I do not think I can ever go to McSorley's again. I was yelled at horribly last night by a very scary person. I was so traumatized that I went home and cried all night long. And I mean all night long. My eyes are so swollen from crying that I look like a little pig.
The horror of it all!
The scary person said the most horrible and vicious thing to me. Can you imagine what he said? He told me to SHUT UP! Can you imagine anyone telling me to shut up? Me who sits around quietly and passively waiting for some one to speak to me until I speak? Me who nevers utters a word unless spoken to? Can anyone imagine such a horrible thing?
Oh my!
The horror of it all!
The horror!
The Trauma!
The Drama!
My swollen little piggy eyes!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "K-Dog";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "hellobaby@helloyagoddamneddog.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th December 2004 - 12:32:53 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Jess, I'm not sure who this person is, but keep in mind that loud, sexist, vicious, mean, drunken Adam is just an act (especially when he starts doing the Irish accent), and Susan probably "threw him a good beating for it" when they got home. Please come back to McSorley's and grace us with your divine presence.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th December 2004 - 12:56:58 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "And Dan did not even step up and defend my honor!
The horror of it all!
My swollen little piggy eyes!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Tai Juan Ohn";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "chanukahharry@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th December 2004 - 02:57:04 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "So I take y'all went to Mc's after Mexican food last night?
Dang! Sorry to have missed that. We were only a couple of blocks away, at Veselka. What's all this about, Jess? Who told you to keep quiet?
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th December 2004 - 03:11:12 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "The horror of it all!
We did not make it to McSorleys.... Never again! The trauma of it all!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "seasonal sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "latkes,getemwhilethey'rehot@4horseman.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th December 2004 - 09:49:24 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "****************A HORSEMAN HANUKKAH**********************
________________TONIGHT! Fri 12/10_____________________
Come join the 5Horseman tonight as the Menorah candles mark the 4th night of Hanukkah. (Hey Warren, be careful not to blow out those candles!) Come see the Gefilte Fish provided by "Hipster Saint" Louis and the jar of Arnie's beloved Borscht (red, of course).
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NOTE: UNIQUE COMMEMORATIVE HOLIDAY-THEMED SPREAD SHEET
COMES WITH YOUR CHOICE OF LATKE, POTATO-CHEESE-OTHER.
PLEASE ADVISE ON PREFERENCE.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Hanukkah Harry";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "AlwaysreadyifSantaisn't.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th December 2004 - 04:50:39 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Good Shabbos. Happy Hanukkah!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Significant Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "whatdoesmidnitecowboyhave2dowus?@relevant2McS.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th December 2004 - 02:29:35 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "******1st ANNIVERSARY, LONGEST "AFTERS*" EVER!******
___________(*Ended 5:30PM! Sat 12/6/03)____________
Hardly seems like a year ago that - despite a blizzard that buried NYC - 6 of us managed to "clown car" it down to VFW followed by Warren and Adam continuing the evening's > morning's > afternoon's festivites well until 5:30PM (!) Saturday afternoon (with Bloodies) ending mercifully for the Suchman's as Warren exited their humble abode at 5:30PM.
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SPECIAL THANKS TO ADAM FOR REMINDING US OF THIS SIGNIFICANT EVENT AND SUPPLYING TREMENDOUS HISTORICAL ACCURACY AND SUPPORT IN OUR ENDLESS PURSUIT OF IRRELEVANT DETAILS OF OUR FRIDAY NIGHT SHENANIGANS!
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$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th December 2004 - 03:08:48 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "To Adam!
Have you forgotten to mention the demise of one of everyone's favorite Tribeca institutions? I am still weeping from the news! Oh how I weep! ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "KF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "kfrank@plandatamgmt.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th December 2004 - 04:51:03 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I love Puffy's. That's were I was turned on to the beauty and wonder of interpretive dance - to the Beatles no less - by the master himself. ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Cal F. Ornya";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "stickboy@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th December 2004 - 11:20:43 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "You notice how Ken only posts the afters that he actually
attends? How he doesn't even bother to find out if there were any afters after he couldn't drink any more? What
about Verkovyna (or however you spell it) and Noodletown?
I guess what the hard drinking, push-on-through crowd does
after his tail gets planted firmly between his legs and he beats it on home doesn't matter, now does it? Only stops made by the two-hours-and-I'm-done-oh-my-god-better-keep-hydrated crowd matter any more? And he won't even bother to ask because they might call back when Boston Legal is on? Uh-huh. We see how it is now.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Louie Zeanna";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "mrodaniel@ipreytothesaloons.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th December 2004 - 04:40:45 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "You notice how Warren and Adam can always drink more than the rest of us, and never know when to call it a night? How they don't consider that others might not be able to sleep late the next morning. Like really late, where you look at the clock and it's only 11am and then you go back to sleep for the next 4 hours. Ask Cheryl, she knows what I am talking about. Maybe they should consider creating their own website, just for the after-after hours crowd. All 2 of them. It could be called twoguyswithnothingelsetodoexceptgotonoodletown.com";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Al A. Bammer";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "preyiswhatyouhunt@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th December 2004 - 05:11:49 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "You notice how Ken assumes that I sleep 'til all hours
when everyone else who knows me (and I mean everyone else)
knows that I go to sleep later and get up earlier than
just about anyone they know, usually getting by on four
to five hours of sleep, tops. As a matter of fact, I've mentioned this to Ken repeatedly over the years, and yet he still insists that since I stay out so late, I must sleep 'til all hours. Fucking typcial. Hey, pal, maybe you should consider setting up another web site called assertionsasfactaboutthingsIknownothingabout.com, or even simply bigfatfuckingliar.com.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Indy Anna";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "youcantlearnwhatyoudontwanttoknow@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th December 2004 - 05:18:44 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "And why the specifics about who went to what afters all of a sudden? We only did that before when people left for separate afters at the same time.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "sad ";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "where'sthelove?@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th December 2004 - 05:21:37 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "*************";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ken Tucky";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ratso@nobodysgonnafallforanyofthatcowboycrap.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th December 2004 - 05:29:35 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "No, problem, pal, I just took off the specifics of who attended afters and who didn't. Now they'll never know who went to Verkovyna or Noodletown. Ya know, all the people who read this thing.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Al Aska";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "notaterroristherethankyou.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th December 2004 - 06:29:32 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Jane you ignorant slut!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Al Berta";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "youtrybeingfriendswiththeguy@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th December 2004 - 07:01:38 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "forgive me, but you have to understand, stick boy just doesn't listen. doesn't here you. not home. doesn't care.
not paying attention. you can tell him something 87 times, and he'll just keep repeating his godforsaken perceptions as fact, regardless. its like talking to a brick wall.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ari Zona";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ari_zona@takeoffyourrainbowshades.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th December 2004 - 12:07:04 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hey pal, it's not me who's not listening, it's just your typical way of misinterpreting the things I say. I was merely stating that if you wanted to sleep late after a night of heavy drinking, you could. You could go home, unplug the phone, and sleep until 2 and noone will no the difference. I can't. I would have to rent a room in a goddamned hotel. Which I've thought about, especially at 6:30 when my favorite boy wakes me up. Love ya pal, see ya Friday";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Cal Gary";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th December 2004 - 12:48:42 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "That's not what you said, though. What you said was, "they don't consider that others might not be able to sleep late the next morning. Like really late, where you look at the clock and it's only 11am and then you go back to sleep for the next 4 hours." This is an implication of fact, not of possibility. I've misinterpreted nothing.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Incontinentia Buttocks";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dave@neversoft.biz";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th December 2004 - 03:16:03 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I've got nothing to add to the bickering that currently plagues this blog other than to say that it's obvious to me that the Bush victory in November has torn apart the very fabric of our community and serves to undermine the fraternal/sororital wellspring of goodwill that used to flow between us all and that, yes, I realize that "sororital" is not a real word but "sisterly" doesn't quite sound right and that the whole issue of sleep really comes down to whether you can actually STAY in bed but choose not to or DON'T have the choice because your 3 1/2 year old daughter has decided that 6:30AM is the time to get up and have breakfast while your almost 8 month old daughter is killing the sleep you otherwise might have gotten because she is teething and wailing every other hour, which forces me to consume too many Starbucks expresso shots, even though I appreciate the fact that the company offers healthcare to their employees while Walmart is systematically abusing the American work ethic by refusing to pay its people a living wage [...]";
$archive_name[++$index] = "suggestive sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th December 2004 - 05:06:00 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Dave-
MORE BICKERING....LESS SOCIAL CONSCIOUSNESS!!!
(unless, you're coming THIS FRIDAY, 12/17 to see Night Watchman Jerry's version of a Sweet Holiday Season and
vie for the temporary opening in the coveted "5th Horseman" spot...if so, we would welcome your tedious social and political rantings IN PERSON ONLY)
-Sam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "O Hi O";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th December 2004 - 10:20:04 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Who the fuck cares who sleeps until when, who can't sleep until when, who wants to sleep until whenever and who sleeps with the fishes.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ida Ho";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "barbara@hats.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th December 2004 - 06:48:56 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "You're right, the important thing is that tomorrow is Friday and that means it's McSorley's Night!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mitch Iggin";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "alrightalreadywiththestatethread@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th December 2004 - 12:14:02 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Ho, let's go - you're missing the point, which is that
so precious little permeates our brother's hazy cranium that misguided, third-hand perceptions are often implied as fact, despite years of protestations to the contrary.
Wait, wait, wait...";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Miss D. Meanor";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th December 2004 - 03:05:19 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Would you horse-people pah-lease stop using this site to air your little personal grievances?! It's "the holidays" -- a little brotherly love, please! Allow me to settle this, once and for all....Brother-in-law: leave your Dasani at home and learn to bend your elbow like Ms. Stein...Brother: Your two brain cells appear to be on time share -- do you really think you can match wits with the Big W and emerge triumphant? And Big W: seriously, forget the jellyfish and get some sleep! ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Joe from Chicago";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "whosebehindisthegiantratofsumatra@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th December 2004 - 03:16:16 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "oh, puh-leeze. More interesting than anything else on this
fershlugginer site, except maybe the banner.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Steve from North America";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "welcometoearth@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th December 2004 - 03:21:45 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "WARNING! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! NO MCSORLEYS THE FRIDAYS OF CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR'S EVES! MOVED TO THURSDAY NIGHTS
FOR THOSE TWO WEEKS ONLY! THURSDAYS 12/23 AND 12/30 - YES!
FRIDAYS 12/24 AND 12/31 - NO! WARNING! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
DR. SMITH IS COMING!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "A Lovely Lady";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th December 2004 - 06:41:37 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I always had a crush on Dr. Smith....";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "giginfo@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th December 2004 - 10:54:21 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Folks,
I might not be the biggest Goth-Industro-Techno-Head on this here list but a group I really dig from the U.K.--Attrition--is headed over for a big US tour. Jan. 15th in NYC see the list for alternate venues. Sound samples www.attrition.co.uk
cheers,
adam
dante's kitchen. US tour 2005.
The fifth and biggest north american tour we have undertaken.
Here's the current update. i'd really appreciate it if you can spread the news and update any previous webpostings...!
Check the website for up to the minute alterations or additions...
see you later
Martin Bowes...
Date	City	Venue	Info
Jan 6th	Minneapolis MN 	Voudoo Science Labs	Voudoo Science Labs
the pre-tour warm up party with high blue star! this will be webcast!
Jan 7th	Detroit MI 	IPM radio studios	ipm radio live studio sets streamed online from attrition and high blue star!
Jan 8th	Detroit MI 	Mephistos	www.mephistosdetroit.com
Jan 9th	Cleveland OH 	Pirates Cove 	www.piratelove.com
Jan 10th	Columbus OH 	Skullys	www.skullys.org
Jan 11th	Grand Rapids MI	Ten Bells 	1753 Alpine NW, Grand Rapids, MI
Jan 12th	Pittsburgh PA 	Garfield Artworks 	www.pghgoth.com
Jan 13th	Hartford CT 	Webster Underground 	www.webstertheatre.com
Jan 14th	 	 	
Jan 15th	New York City	Albion Batcave 	www.albion-batcave.com
Jan 16th	 	 	
Jan 17th	Raleigh NC 	Legends	www.raleighunderground.com
Jan 18th	W. Columbia SC	New Brookland Tavern	www.newbrooklandtavern.com
Jan 19th	Atlanta GA 	Masquerade	www.masq.com
with High Blue Star
Jan 20th	Metairie LA	Hammerhead's	1300 N Causeway Blvd
Metairie, LA 70001
Jan 21st	 	 	
Jan 22nd	Dallas TX 	Club Indigo 	www.industrial-club.com
Jan 23rd	Houston TX 	Club Havok 	www.havokonline.com
Jan 24th	San Antonio TX 	Sin13	1902 Mc Cullough, San Antonio, TX
Jan 25th	 	 	
Jan 26th 	Albuquerque NM 	Launch Pad 	www.launchpadrocks.com
Jan 27th	Tuczon AZ 	Solar Culture 	www.solarculture.org
Jan 28th 	 	 	
Jan 29th	Los Angeles CA	Bar Sinister 	www.barsinister.net
with High Blue Star
Jan 30th 	San Francisco CA	DNA Lounge 	www.dnalounge.com
with High Blue Star
Jan 31st 	Reno NV 	tba	
Feb 1st 	Eureka CA 	535 nightclub	535 G Street, Eureka, CA
Feb 2nd 	Portland OR 	Sabalas	www.sabalasmttabor.com
Feb 3rd 	Seattle WA 	The Vogue 	www.vogueseattle.com
with High Blue Star
Feb 4th 	Salt Lake City UT	Urban Lounge 	www.ieconcerts.com
Feb 5th 	Denver CO 	Climax Lounge 	tbc
Feb 6th 	Kansas City MO	El Torreon 	www.eltorreon.com
Feb 7th 	St Louis MO	Requiem	tbc
Feb 8th 	Chicago IL 	Bottom Lounge 	www.bottomlounge.com";
$archive_name[++$index] = "KF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th December 2004 - 12:52:23 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Contrary to what Warren thinks, I did not start Xeroxing my ass at my company x-mas party - they ran out of paper!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ro Bott";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "iaintrobby@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th December 2004 - 04:12:56 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "WARNING! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! NO MCSORLEYS THE FRIDAYS OF CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR'S EVES! MOVED TO THURSDAY NIGHTS
FOR THOSE TWO WEEKS ONLY! THURSDAYS 12/23 AND 12/30 - YES!
FRIDAYS 12/24 AND 12/31 - NO! WARNING! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! DR. SMITH IS COMING!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Steve from North America";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "rushinonyourrun@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st December 2004 - 03:25:24 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "12/17/04 after after afters: Noodletown! How come every place we go they're putting up the chairs by the time we leave?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ifIwasn'tthere@Iwouldn'tbelieveit.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st December 2004 - 09:33:34 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "chairs???
THEY TURNED THE LIGHTS OFF
12/23/04
Witness my wife's return
cheers,
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bob from the Milky Way";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "welcometothegalaxy@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd December 2004 - 03:44:40 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "...and the woman cam out from behind the register to stand
over our table inviting us to leave.
...apparently Jim did finally succumb to the numbing benefits of pain-go-bye-bye juice, and ordered a screwdriver at Verkovyna.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd December 2004 - 03:59:33 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "The banner needs to be changed! ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "David G";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "midnitegel@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd December 2004 - 07:52:11 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Rasta,
Good hanging last night.
Hope all is well.
See you soon.
DG";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Daysed and Confused?";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd December 2004 - 02:51:56 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "December 22 of what year? Not this year!
"The date! Boss! The date!" The little man yelled! His stubby fingers pointing to the calender up high on the wall!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Dayzed and Confused!";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd December 2004 - 03:29:16 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "So much better now! ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "fillmeup@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd December 2004 - 03:46:54 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "This just in....
JPPF insists on purchasing all rounds this evening to repent for being naughty all year
see if she makes Santa's list";
$archive_name[++$index] = "An Elf";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd December 2004 - 04:03:31 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "JPPF is a shining example of all that is sweetness and light in this world! I highly doubt she could could even THINK naughty thoughts......";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby Weiss";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th December 2004 - 04:06:37 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hello from beautiful sunny Capetown South Africa. The most beautiful place I have ever been to. So why do I come here people ask me.
English speaking country. The food is incredible. Best seafood I have ever eaten. As I sit on a huge white sand beach, I look behind me at majestic Table Mountain. I look in front of me and The Atlantic Ocean greets the Indian Ocean. The people are frienly and the woman are knockouts(and an extremely high pecentage at that). Our winter is their summer so I leave 30's and arrive in 80's. The driving is a joy, hilly twisting turns all over. The nightlife is outstanding and many clubs are open air. There is always a party to be found either at a friends house or out on the town. It's a great atmosphere all around.
And if you want to venture out of town, the safaris here can't be beat. I am actually going to go down in a cage and view great whites shortly. Hope that cage holds up!
So have a Happy Chanukah, Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year and I'll see ya when I see ya.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Jim Wolin";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "jimwolin@yahoo.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th December 2004 - 06:55:25 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "About not drinking and listening to the inane dribble. I have been exposed to toxic chemicals (sulfuric acid) at work and am a bit out of it. Returning to work on December 27 after being out for three and a half weeks. At least the dribble was not caustic and the group was friendly.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "31st December 2004 - 10:14:26 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "My feet really hurt! Waaaa Whinnnnnnnnning Waaa Whinnnnnning!
If you cannot whine on 12darks then where can you whine!?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "31st December 2004 - 01:54:14 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy New Year";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ann T. Christ";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "31st December 2004 - 01:54:36 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "afters afters:
The return to Winnie's! followed by an attempt to dine @ Noodletown; alas, only to be faced with a "Round eyes go home!" sign on the door. With nowhere else to go, the intrepid crew trudged back up Bayard St. to old faithful friends at "69" restaurant and lounge (who, we noted, serve an excellent glass of tea, and who will also deliver to Winnie's)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "REAGAN'S DEAD @ BEST OF 2004! ! ! ! ";
$archive_date[ $index] = "31st December 2004 - 02:59:43 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Winnie set list
Susan Strider ----- Wild Thing
no time for anymore songs
but no one could've followed
cheers,
Happy New Year
Puffy's tonight no later than 3AM";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "livinlarge@1stpost2005";
$archive_date[ $index] = "04th January 2005 - 02:07:55 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Big up bruthas and sistas
Some of you may know of my fond love of all things musical or at least most.
I think a few of youse might be able to help. My fave concert of 2004 is currently available to listen to in streaming audio at
http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/shows/13179
I want to be able to burn this stream to a cdr any help would be appreciated.
come celebrate the first of 52 fridays this Friday 11:30-1am
cheers,
adam
P.S. free crackers,cheese,onions and mustard for any help with the above dilema";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th January 2005 - 03:19:11 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey hey hey Ive sent a South African to come drink with you guys tonight. Lets hope he shows up. His name is Brad. Take good care of him.
I'll see you on the 21st
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "sacrilegious sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th January 2005 - 11:05:16 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "BOBBY-BOY;
SLOW DOWN WITH THE FRIDAY NITE INVITES TO FOREIGNERS!
WE DON'T NEED NO APARTEID-LOVING, DIAMOND-DIGGING, SLAVE-OWNIN' AFRIKAANERS TO ADD TO THE CURRENT BACKROOM STENCH - WHICH IS ALREADY STINKIN' WITH A TOMMY-JERRY BLOOD (AND DONUT) FUELED FUED.
-SAM
PS WELCOME BACK 5TH HORSEMAN, FRIDAY 1/21....A CAN'T MISS EVENT!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Frank N Stein";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dave@neversoft.biz";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th January 2005 - 03:24:29 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hmmmm.... Marlene Stein dating Gary Stein! Are they already related by blood, now consummating some kind of unholy union that can only end with the coming of the Anti-christ and the eventual destruction of the world as the beast rises amidst war in the holy land to unleash natural disasters unparalleled in the history of mankind?
Or just a coincidence because every fifth jew is named Stein?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mrs. Stein";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th January 2005 - 03:41:53 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Actually it's Gary Robinson....just think....Ken could've posted our names that way and dubbed me Mrs. Robinson....and he'd be pretty closer to truth than fiction there...";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Miss Stein";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th January 2005 - 04:21:34 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "There are to many Steins running around out there! I am so confused.....
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Beer Stein";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "sudsy@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th January 2005 - 07:21:06 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "'What's for lunch today'? And while the real Ms. Stein is
too polite to point it out, its Marleen. Scratcher's was
packed! Fish Bar no longer serves that cool pale ale they had last winter...
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ken";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkyken@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "11th January 2005 - 12:00:33 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Sorry about all the confusion. Sometimes, in my rush to enter the names of the McSorley's attendees, I'll write the guy's first name with their girlfriend's or wife's last name. Like, I'll write Warren Wistreich or Adam Suchman. It was an accident, but thanks to the beauty of this html text editing thing, I fixed it on the fly. Like it never even happened. No fuss, no muss. There is only one Stein now. And her name is Marleen!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "One of the other Steins";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "11th January 2005 - 02:33:10 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Marlene is a very nice woman and all... Quite a pleasant person actually! (Hi Marlene - "do not screw this one up!"!!!!) But umm... And I think she would agree with me... that there is more than ONE Stein out there!
Wow! Kenny! You cannot stay out of trouble!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mrs. Robinson";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "11th January 2005 - 04:37:26 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Yes, JS, there are quite a few of us out there....(and I'm trying real hard to still not screw this up...so far, so good!!!)And since Ken has been so efficient in his editing of names...for the sake of this conversation, you can all call me Mrs. Robinson....";
$archive_name[++$index] = "scrutinizin' sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "me&kdogtiedfor#1@sorryjellyfishboy.jerry'sdoughnut";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th January 2005 - 11:05:13 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "***************TARDY IS AS TARDY DOES****************
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Hummmm, looks like it's mid-week and the same old tired "Kenya?" joke up above.
Time for k-dog to use some of that high-falutin' html headline banner editing we hear soooo much about.
And how about some attention paid to the Tommy-Jerry blood (and doughnut)fued?
Or Myron Schwartz's "tip time-line" parameters?
_________________________________________________________
WELCOME BACK 5TH HORSEMAN BOOBY-BOY, FRIDAY 1/21
....A CAN'T MISS EVENT!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "KF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ifjerrysaguest@thenwhoinvitedhim.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th January 2005 - 08:29:10 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "What's the difference between 4Horseman.net and a donut? One is wasting space on the internet, the other isn't.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th January 2005 - 04:37:12 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Nice banner. And post #563 is quite funny. This will be my last post from South Africa. I'm glad I could provide a posting from the Dark Continent. It's actually the nicest place I've ever been to, and I've been to a few places. I had a great time and made many new friends and solidified existing friendships. But there's no place like home.
So I'll see you next friday. Bobby";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th January 2005 - 09:30:04 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "This is all very scary! ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "somber sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "andhowabout"KingSolomonsSteins"?@finallyanewbanner";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th January 2005 - 11:37:00 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "**********A MESSAGE FROM SPREADSHEET SAM************
Post #572 below, containing a cetain "doughnut" reference
- by a certain K Frank - was a bit harsh ('course no where near as mean-spirited as flacid-computer boy's "No Where Man" ode.....and HE STILL DOESN'T SHOW UP!)
By the way Kathy (who happens to demands HER OWN SPECIFIC SPREADSHEET COLOR - INDIGO, NO LESS! - and forgets to say thank you for it) it just so happens that building and maintaing a meaningless on-line presence is HIGHLY time consuming...right k-dog?!?!?!
-Sam ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mrs. (Stein)-Robinson";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th January 2005 - 02:16:18 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Wow....Marleen Stein, Jessica Stein and Frankenstein all drinking out of beer steins....now that's a party! ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th January 2005 - 03:32:41 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "To: Mrs RobinStein.. Will we see you tonight? ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mrs. Robin Stein";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "stein@mnr.org";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th January 2005 - 04:26:32 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "To my Sister Stein: If I had seen the challenge yesterday I could've packed accordingly....therefore I am suburban bound tonite....however....next weekend Gary and I are here, so let's try and have our "Stein Wars" next Friday...can you do it?
PS: Coincidently, my full name actually, really is Marleen Robin Stein...";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Paula";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "paulanew@AOL.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th January 2005 - 07:30:03 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Well, try as I could, just couldn't find a McSorleys in Israel. They do have a McDonalds, where they are currently featuring a McShwarma (I kid you not), but that was as close as I could get!
Shalom Y'all!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "South Afristein";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th January 2005 - 11:27:02 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "For all of you star gazers, when I came home from a night out yesterday, it was 2:30 am and I went to the rooftop of my hotel where my car was parked. I popped the trunk, took out my lounge chair, took a couple of puffs of something, and stared in awe for 30 minutes at The Southern Cross, a star formation that is barely visible from the Northern Hemisphere. I didn't want to go to bed. I'll be back for more tonight, my last night here. Bobby";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Tommy Nolan";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "tommy@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th January 2005 - 03:11:14 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Wow, posts from AFRICA and ISRAEL this week!
12Darks.com. One Love. Irie.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "chimps@make bad president's.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th January 2005 - 11:45:16 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Listen up PEOPLE!
Not One Damn Dime Day - Jan 20, 2005
Since our religious leaders will not speak out against the war in Iraq,
since our political leaders don't have the moral courage to oppose it,
Inauguration Day, Thursday, January 20th, 2005 is "Not One Damn Dime
Day" in America.
On "Not One Damn Dime Day" those who oppose what is happening in our
name in Iraq can speak up with a 24-hour national boycott of all forms of
consumer spending.
During "Not One Damn Dime Day" please don't spend money. Not one damn
dime for gasoline. Not one damn dime for necessities or for impulse
purchases. Not one damn dime for anything for 24 hours.
For 24 hours, please do what you can to shut the retail economy down.
The object is simple. Remind the people in power that the war in Iraq
is immoral, illegal, and was premised on false information;
that our leaders are responsible for starting it and that
it is their responsibility to stop it.
"Not One Damn Dime Day" is to remind them, too, that they work for the
people of the United States of America, not for the international
corporations and K Street lobbyists who represent the corporations and
funnel cash into American politics.
There's no rally to attend. No marching to do. No left or right wing
agenda to rant about. On "Not One Damn Dime Day" you take action by doing
nothing.
You open your mouth by keeping your wallet closed.
For 24 hours, on January 20, nothing gets spent, not one damn dime, to
remind our
religious leaders and our politicians of their moral responsibility to end the
war in Iraq and give America back to the people.
Please share this with as many people as possible";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ken";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ken@dontblamemeIvotedforkerry.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th January 2005 - 02:17:47 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hold on Adam, I have people who owe me money on that day·";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Wimpy";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Ask Popeye@ Blutto.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th January 2005 - 04:00:40 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Adam, Just a question about Not One Damn Dime Day on Thursday, Can you get me a hamburger for which I will gladly pay you on Tuesday?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th January 2005 - 04:02:25 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I'll bet you 10 cents Iran is next.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Rumor Mill";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th January 2005 - 11:04:29 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I heard a rumor... That the Battle of the Steins might take place this coming Friday!
Is it true? Should we live in fear?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bring her on";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th January 2005 - 12:32:02 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Yes....it looks like the Battle of the (beer) Steins is happening this Friday night....in the one corner is Ms. Marleen Stein AKA Ms. RobinStein AKA " I won't screw this one up". In the other corner is Ms. Jessica Stein AKA.....I don't know what else she's known as.....but we're planning on being there...so come on down and bring the maylox....this could get messy....";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Pee Wee Herman";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th January 2005 - 04:26:27 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Nevermind the Maalox! Bring along a tub of Jello and a camcorder and let's get down to business!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th January 2005 - 04:49:23 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "All have dirty filthy minds! I am embarrassed to even know you all!
Oh the horror of it all!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st January 2005 - 11:18:18 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Kenny! You never cease to amaze me!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Tim Jones";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "tim@russelzolandesigngroup.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st January 2005 - 11:49:05 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "tonight could be the night...what you say is true, Kenny: this kinda weather makes McS.'s so inviting, especially when you've been standing on line, where its like 7 degrees, for 45 minutes. So i'm leaning towards going, especially now that i can get Bobbys firsthand account, which i've been dying to hear. And the trip home at 1AM, when you guys break up, will seems like nothing, with Bobby's tales of sunny South African fresh in my memory to warm my bones.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Free Dumb";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "polspeakforlooting@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st January 2005 - 12:04:35 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "that's why they call him Shecky Funk. he's still doing two
shows a night upstairs at the Inn Between...and they've been
closed for months...";
$archive_name[++$index] = "tim jones";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "tim@russelzolandesigngroup.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st January 2005 - 04:12:51 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "and you know what else, Kenny: my appearance tonite should elicit some classic spreadsheet sam obniouxously rude comments...so pls condider me a LOCK!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "snow bound sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd January 2005 - 07:46:41 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "****** First Time This Year: Split "Afters"! ********
_____________________________________________________
A)SS Sam &(HUGELY DISAPPOINTED)Hipster "Saint" Louis:FishBar
B) Others: ???
_____________________________________________________
-WELCOME BACK 5TH HORSEMAN BOBBY-BOY & SURFER DAVE!
-HEY RICH, HOW 'BOUT JOINING US THIS FRI 1/28?!?!
(don't forget...LAST CHANCE for the extra credit
of a January appr!)
-TIM "ALL POST, ONLY MY GHOST" JONES FAILS TO SHOW... ONCE AGAIN!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "suzy homemaker";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "sewingsusan@quitneedlingme.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd January 2005 - 07:16:20 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Dear Ken, thanks for the lovely gift. Now when I'm sitting home all alone like a dog on Friday nights, I can repair my husband's socks (some of which are almost as old as your jokes) while he is out drinking.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Trey Anastasio";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "trey@phish.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "25th January 2005 - 04:23:06 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "McSORLEY'S REGULARS SPOTTED AT BROOKLYN PHISH SHOW!
http://www.piscesposters.com/russ/coney/
(Scroll down about 3/4 of the page)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Doubting Thom Ass";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "25th January 2005 - 07:00:23 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "That picture is a fake! A very good one! But a fake!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "The Singing Nun";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th January 2005 - 12:56:02 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Dominique, nique, nique s'en allait tout simplement
Routier pauvre et chantant
En tous chemins, en tous lieux, il ne parle que du bon Dieu
Il ne parle que du bon Dieu
A l'e poque ou Jean-sans-Terre de' Angleterre etait Roi
Dominique, notre Pere, combattit les Albigeois
Repeat first 4 lines: Chorus
Ni chameau, ni diligence il parcout l'Europe a pied
Scandinavie ou Provence dans la sainte pauvrete
Refrain
Enflamma de toute ecole filles et garcons pleins d'ardeur
Et pour semer la Parole inventa les Freres-Precheurs
Refrain
Chez Dominique et ses freres le pain s'en vint a manquer
Et deux anges se presenterent portant de grands pains dores
Refrain
Dominique vit en reve les precheurs du monde entier
Sous le manteau de la Vierge en grand nombre rassembles
Refrain
Dominique, mon bon Pere, garde-nous simples et gais
Pour annoncer a nos freres la Vie et la Verite
Refrain ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Harry Hood";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "itsnogood@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th January 2005 - 11:28:38 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Jeez, after all these years of knowing Russ, I've finally
worked my way up to being Ken's tour buddy! Who knew? Now my life is complete. Hey, stick boy, whata bout the rest of
afters - Tile Bar and Odessa? I mean, you were there for the former.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th January 2005 - 04:52:22 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Who wants to go see Blue Oyster Cult friday at BB King 8pm show. I would like to go early and eat dinner too so we get a good seat for the show. Must be on line by 5:15.
bobbysoho@hotmail.com Let's do it!!! ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "@I Fear the Reaper";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th January 2005 - 02:38:19 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "With less than 9 hours remaining the countdown is on will K-Dawg develop a new banner????
Will the wait be worth it????
stay tuned.....
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "ss sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "jerry'sofficialretirement@totnite!";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th January 2005 - 02:54:24 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "...and will he ever change the start time above to correctly read 1130P (ish)???
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th January 2005 - 03:40:10 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I like the current banner. I don't have to think.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Auntie Lectual";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th January 2005 - 04:10:20 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Is is very feeelm n-wowr";
$archive_name[++$index] = "ss sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "jerry'sretirementpartytonite@he'soffthespreadsheet";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th January 2005 - 04:13:27 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "bobby-boy's post #603 makes a good point!
for simplicity, how about simply making this week's
"head-line banner" read:
Fridays 1130P-1A
(at least people may stop coming at 11P and leaving disappointed before we even show up!)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th January 2005 - 04:38:36 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Pain! I am in so much pain.....";
$archive_name[++$index] = "F. Terze";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "pleasesir@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st February 2005 - 03:56:47 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Fish Bar, B3, Noodletown";
$archive_name[++$index] = "S S Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "missya,deb@FIwonteverbethesameagain";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st February 2005 - 04:07:17 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Also of note....
**** Puffy's Farewell, Sat 1/29 ****
-----------------------------------------------------
Featuring "The 4Couples" :
WJB & Cheryl
Adam & Susan
Jess & Dan
Sam & Ronni (!)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "helping to house@hey buy me a beer.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "04th February 2005 - 11:31:28 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "A friend of mine sent me this:
Brooklyn Apts
In Williamsburg, Brooklyn; where I grew up, the old Schaefer brewing
company factory, under the auspices of the NYC Planning Office, is
being renovated into apartments. As such, it's mandated the developers
offer a designated amount of units for low income households.
Here is the breakdown of the of the number of apartments under those
categories and the income requirements:
Units available Monthly Rent Annual salary range
30 - 1 bedroom $661 $22,663 - $33,900
22 - 2 bedroom $795 $27,257 - $37,680
63 - 3 bedroom $921 $31,577 - $43,680
24 - 4 bedroom $1,030 $35,314 - $49,740
best of all.....gas included.....
Please make a concerted effort to get this email out!!!!
ASAP!
This development, as you can see by visiting the website I've attached
under my signature is prime time properly. It's located on the bank on
the East River with a calm, stunning view of our wonderful city.
Needless to say, for those who fall under the salary range
requirements, it's a steal.
Now, applications can only be requested by mail from: Schaefer on Kent
c/o BFC, 2226 First Avenue, New York, NY 10029. Please be sure to
include a self-addressed stamped envelope with your request. Equally
important, as soon as the application is received, it needs to be
filled out IMMEDIATELY, as the! deadline is February 15, 2005.
Here's the link to view this property; www.schaeferlanding.com";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Hy Howrya";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "omissions@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th February 2005 - 11:41:07 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I think you're missing my baby girl in last week's list, pal. And wasn't that Ethel Rosenberg?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bababooeey";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th February 2005 - 09:04:53 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://www.bobbyweiss.com";
$archive_name[++$index] = "David Bromberg";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Jewsonguitar@fiddle.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th February 2005 - 04:20:29 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Anyone coming to see me play at town hall on 2/18. When I finish, we can all go to Macs together.
I'll even play Sharon if you ask nice,
David From The Bronx";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Funky";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th February 2005 - 05:10:38 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Water In The Carburetor
A wife comes home and tells her husband, "Dear, something is wrong with my car. It's got water in the carburetor."
The husband replies, "That's not possible."
The wife insists, "Well, there is water in the carburetor."
"You cannot have water in the carburetor," says the husband.
"Well," says the wife, "my car has it."
The husband gets up and sighs, "Okay, fine. Where is the car?"
The wife points toward the backyard, "In the swimming pool." ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bubbles";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "nowaytotreatakitty@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th February 2005 - 07:37:19 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "1/21/05 After Afters: WCOU (Tile Bar) (Adam, Warren, Ken, Dave). 12/23/04 - No After Afters. 12/17/04 After After Afters: Noodletown.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Significant Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dontworryabouttippingPeter@warren'lltakecareofit";
$archive_date[ $index] = "11th February 2005 - 10:06:10 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "********CELEBRATE SIGNIFICANT EVENTS TONITE*******
<Friday, February 11 @ 11:30p>
_________________________________________________________
Highlights include...
*1st Anniversary, 12Darks.com
*1st Anniversary, Pat's posting of our picture
*Extension of Jerry's Double-Secret Probation aka "Youse can't sit w the fellas no more" and Spreadsheet banishment
*Initiation of "Ken's post 12:15a Arrival Time Pool
(yes, we know that the banner STILL SAY'S an 11p start)
*Candidates drafted for 2005's "Mercilessly Dry Wit" Award
*6th Horseman position "open"
--------------------------------------------------------
Friday, 2/11....a can't miss event!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Borat";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "boyakisha@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "11th February 2005 - 12:05:07 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "You must to buy in U S and A the ale two at a time.
I like, very much!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Randy";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "weekendparksupervisor@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th February 2005 - 03:20:56 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Welcome back, 12darks.com! Who's got my shirt?!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Gabrielle Cah-tere";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th February 2005 - 03:37:06 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Welcome back,
12darks was my ticket out.
Welcome back,
To that same old stinky place you laughed about.
Well the names have not changed since you hung around,
But 12darks is the same and the floor has been swept since you've been around
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)
Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've hot him on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "stridernews@hotmail.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th February 2005 - 09:14:50 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Wednesday,
Tonight is ADAM night at a lovely bar on the outskirts of Tribeca.
What pray-tell is Adam night???
Free drinks for folks named Adam.
I plan on arriving at 7pm and would enjoy seeing all my friends...
I won't even ask you to buy me a drink!!!!!
7pm-???
287 Hudson Street (at Spring), New York, NY 10013
TEL: 212-352-1666
for directions
http://www.antarcticabar.com/Directions.html
or if you really can't find it (917) 698-5556 my mobile
cheers,
adam
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sid Fields";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "budandlou@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th February 2005 - 06:43:36 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "We'll miss you at Scratcher's, buddy! Look at it this way -
now you'll actually wake up early enough to get the armrest on the couch for Saturday night's CSI-Dubuque, or whatever the hell it is you watch over there that none of the rest of us are even remotely interested in (no, we didn't see it).";
$archive_name[++$index] = "The real Sid Fields";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Sid@youboysarebehindonyourrent.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th February 2005 - 10:04:45 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "In a deep dark jungle along time ago
lived a lonesome caveman.
He was a solitary soul,
and he spent his playtime
chewing meat from bones.
He didn't know how to talk,
he only knew he could groan.
He would often let out a yell,
but no one replied to his cry.
Frustration and torment tore him inside,
falling to the ground, he cried and cried.
But then education saved his ass,
he learned to party with alcohol and grass.
Yearning to speak and communicate
on Fridays, at McSorleys, he would wait to congregate.
Twelve darks, he asked the waiter named Tommy,
the keeper of chairs, who often made him stand,
while he waited for Sam, Ken, Adam and the big man.
-anonymous, 2005
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th February 2005 - 01:50:21 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "The Africa jokes were better! ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mike the Cop";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "HeyAbbott!!@Bud&Lou.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th February 2005 - 02:47:25 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Ken,
Are you receiving product placement money? Is American Express a sponsor? Is there no hiding from commercialism? Brilliant!!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Hilllary Brooke";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "patchagaloop@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st February 2005 - 01:01:37 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Why, Lou, I'm so disappointed in you. No mention of the after afters of Veselka on 2/11, especially after debasing
yourself by whining so stridently in its favor. Never mind
that Stinky and Patchagaloop had heartburn for much of the
next day after sampling the not-so-delectible viands offered
there. 2/18 afters: Big Bar after afters: VFW after after afters: Wo Hop - where a disappointed staff struggled to remember what former #1 fan Kenny Funk looked like, and spit
on the ground at the mere mention of Veselka, as the male
hustlers in the booth behind us nodded in agreement.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "The Real KF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st February 2005 - 03:13:27 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I WAS MIS-IDENTIFIED by Somber Sam - message 575!! I am working today - President's day and some what bored to death so I decided to read all the brilliant comments and saw that on January 13th - memo 572 "What's the difference between 4Horseman.net and a donut? One is wasting space on the internet, the other isn't." signed by KF was mistaken by Jan as me!!! It was K Dog - That was not me but the MUCH older KF. Jan - I love my Indigo color - I would never take such an effort by you for granted";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Yura Peon";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "oscar@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st February 2005 - 06:26:00 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "One guess, rutabaga-breath. It was TOO LATE for Noodletown
or 69 Restaurant, Mr. Typewriter-head. BTW, I have a 1969
Selectric I can let you have real cheap. And there's still no after afters listed for 2/11.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Walt";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Walt_Disney@somewherepackedinice.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd February 2005 - 04:06:12 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Ken- Disney calling. Fantastic job on the web banner this week. And how economical, too. Only 13 different frames! We're looking for someone like you down in editing, to cut a few frames off "Finding Nemo" and what not. Like maybe 20 minutes a picture. More pictures equal more showings. More showings equal more money. More money means more technology. More technology means maybe one day they'll figure out how to get me out of this thing. It's freezing.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Goo Fee";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "whatwasheanyway@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd February 2005 - 07:01:32 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hey, isn't Wo Hop at 17 Mott? Jeez, you'd think someone who's such a big fan of the place, someone who doesn't just stop there when every other dining option in the vicinity has been exhausted, someone who takes the time and trouble to animate free advertising for this venerable Chinatown
Won Ton dispensary on this fershlugginer web site, would
at least bother to get the address right. But no. This is the sort of shoddy, careless reporting that has been foisted on 12darks readers for far too long, in this
post-er's opinion. The next thing you'll have us believing
is that Scratcher's is actually smoky. And there's still no after afters listed for 2/11.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Guy in Blue Shirt";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "you go wo hop@U GO NOW";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th February 2005 - 04:07:16 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Noodletown is ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "barred4life@noodletown.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th February 2005 - 04:12:06 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "This is surprising I guess you prefer roast beef to steak Ken??
Perhaps chicken McNuggets are better than roasted chicken???
And maybe just maybe we belong in IRAQ...
come down Friday and watch the two true Horseman forcefeed k-dawg lights...";
$archive_name[++$index] = "spreadsheet (cover) sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "guesswhowas1st2writecleverwiticismshere@moi.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th February 2005 - 04:24:06 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "***************FRIDAY NIGHT TRIVIA******************
____________________________________________________
Question: LL Bean + Scratchers + k-dawg's Backbone = ???
Answer: Check tomorrow nite's (Friday, 2/25 another CAN'T MISS event!) Spreadsheet Cover and find out.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "TicTacToe Chicken";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "heyletmeouttahere@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th February 2005 - 04:44:43 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "stereophonic kvetching? paled in comparison to Ken's whining about going there in the first place, beleive me.
We couldn't figure out why he wouldn't want to eat in
Chinatown, which is so close to home, as opposed to the EV, which isn't. I thought we were going to have to stop to burp the guy right there in the street. Isn't 15 Mott the
address of the dreaded 'upstairs' version of Wo Hop that no one ever goes to (mainly because its never open at 4AM)?
Downstairs Wo Hop is 17 Mott, roast pork breath.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sweet Tart";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th February 2005 - 11:28:49 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://www.blockbonobofoundation.org
Where was I?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "spread sheet sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "KenscaredMikeDlastFri@Anyoneinterestedindetails? ";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th February 2005 - 02:14:58 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "**********Spreadsheet Archival Request****************
---------------------RESPONSE-------------------------
Mike Deutsh: Last appearance, 10/3/03*
(*Hey Mike, ya Nazi-symp bastard....good timing, 10/3/03 was the '03-'04 Season Opener! Can't tell ya how bleak the conversation's been in the 66 weeks since your last appearance. Come back soon, but leave the arm-band at home!)
-Sam
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "potato@potatoe";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th February 2005 - 04:44:02 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "The side bar reminds me of the oft quoted time that Dan Quayle went down to Latin America and said he wished he had studied more latin in high school so he could speak to the people
evidently he never said this but this spread like wildfire because people believed he was dumb enough to have said this
so does K-Dawg really believe Heineken is a german beer??? stay tuned to find out
after after's: Scratchers it ain't dead yet
after after after's: Great N.Y. Noodletown est. 1937
take down that banner its giving me indigestion!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ken";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "K-Dawg@12Darks.comcom";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th February 2005 - 05:53:15 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Well, Heineken would be a German beer, if it weren't for our boys in the Big One, WWII.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Rudy Baga";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "hisheadneedswork@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st March 2005 - 11:14:45 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "M-a-r-l-e-e-n, for like the tenth time. G-r-e-g K-a-n-t-e-r.
Kathy was at both Scratcher's and Noodletown. And pray tell,
Sam, just how did type face boy scare Mikey D.? Spill!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "KF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st March 2005 - 03:57:45 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "So what did Gregg (please take note of the double g's for whoever types this out) do to scare Mike D? Cheryl was not there to put lip gloss on him! And what's type face boy?? I have much better names for him then that!!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "MStein";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "that'smrsrobinson2you@thegraduate.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st March 2005 - 04:07:00 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Thanx Rudy Baga for the correct spelling of my name - always appreciated! ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sam Supports "Spillage"";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "okwjb@ifUinsist.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st March 2005 - 04:26:44 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = ")?? say that Fri 2/25 will forever be remembered in Horseman History as "K-dawg goes off on his Brother-In-Law (Family, Non-Blood) for no good reason" Night.
How bad was it? Good question! How about this...
At one point, Mike Deutsch ACTUALLY TRIED TO SAY SOMETHING but was unable to ebb the flow of K-dawg's "rantin n ravin"
...if you know what I mean. (and I think you do!)
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "kf";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st March 2005 - 04:33:23 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "what did that have to do with me going to afters afters and afters afters afters or Gregg or Marleen. I am a confused KF.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "kf";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st March 2005 - 04:57:37 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "OK I guess I misinterpreted the whole thing - I have to stop smoking crack during work. or stop reading 12 darks - easier to kick!! Thanks for all the clarifying emails Sam!!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Deutsch";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "mdeutsch@patcity.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "03rd March 2005 - 02:37:14 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Mike Deutsch Responds: Hey, can't a regula guy from Joysey cross that traffic laden Bridge and just git a couple beers with some old friends without gettin a hard time? Okay, I've been absent a while, but not since 10/03/03. For a couple of weeks I was in the terlet (mens) in back, sleeping it off. Yid (I am, by the way) think one of the Barkeeps would sweep me out after a couple of weeks. Instead they just keep bringing me rounds and taking my twenties. Oldest Bar in Manhattan. Someone needs to call Trading Spaces for them.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Aggie Knee";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "04th March 2005 - 11:35:16 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "This banner is killing me! It makes me nauseous... Please stop the pain!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ann Oying";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "04th March 2005 - 01:49:40 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Oh please! Please be just a little more creative? You were doing so well for awhile! What happened? A joke? Give us something!!!!!!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bea N. Formed";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "hesnotthere@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "06th March 2005 - 06:57:27 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "3/4/05 afters: Scratcher's (AS,BW,PN,WB), Fish Bar (AS,BW,PN,WB), Noodletown (AS,PN,WB). How was Enzo's?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "slighted sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "howaboutBack Room1230a-1a?@bannerstillsay's11p.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th March 2005 - 10:22:44 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hey mr "gun-shy" (aka bea n formed);
i guess this week's spreadsheet cover (featuring a seasonally witty ode to "let it snow") was so poorly received that i didn't deserve to make the "afters" attendance recap below.
OUCH!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "severely slighted sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "sorryWayne,NObeerNOspreadsheetcredit@that'spolicy";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th March 2005 - 10:28:34 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hey "KF-Man" (aka stick boy);
i guess in failing to show you this week's spreadsheet cover (featuring a seasonally witty ode to "let it snow") i sufficiently upset that you that you didn't think i deserved to make the "afters" attendance recap side-bar.
OUCH!
Fyi Scratcher's & Fish Bar for moi";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th March 2005 - 11:55:57 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://www.wimp.com/jewish/
This guy is great. Turn on the speakers.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Donna";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "11th March 2005 - 03:54:41 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I will be there with Keith!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Pigpen";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "11th March 2005 - 04:31:53 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "And I will be there with Janis.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Maria Muldear";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "11th March 2005 - 04:34:12 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Dont forget me and John.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Frankie G.";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "fgreenberg2002@yahoo.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th March 2005 - 02:18:07 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Good to see you guys last night. Ken, see next week for Riva White night.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Arch Rye Vulls";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ifhewasntthereitdidnthappen@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th March 2005 - 09:47:01 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "3/11 After Afters: Noodletown...and then back to work for this reporter...
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "supportive sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "toldkenthisalready@uhave2tellhimeverything10times!";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th March 2005 - 09:32:45 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Mr Krisman's first name is Dave";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Van Morrison";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "VanMorrison@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th March 2005 - 12:45:06 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey where did we go, days when the rains came?
Down in the hollow, playin' a new game
Laughing and a running hey, hey! Skipping and a jumping
In the misty morning fog with our hearts a thumpin' and you ...
My brown eyed girl
You, my brown eyed girl
Whatever happened to Tuesday and so slow?
Going down the old mine with a transistor radio
Standing in the sunlight laughing, hiding behind a rainbow's wall
Slipping and sliding, baby, all along the water fall, with you ...
My brown eyed girl
You, my brown eyed girl
Do you remember when we used to sing?
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da
... la te da
So hard to find my way, now that I'm all on my own
I saw you just the other day, my, how you have grown!
Cast my memory back there, Lord, sometimes I'm overcome thinking 'bout
Making love in the green grass, behind the stadium with you ...
My brown eyed girl
You, my brown eyed girl
Do you remember when we used to sing?
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "scrutinizin' sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "livefromstarbucks@route4?";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th March 2005 - 02:16:19 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Post 656: ...and this is relevant, HOW?!!?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th March 2005 - 03:58:15 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Oh please! Some one puts something nice and sweet on the web site instead of the usual jibs and jabs and you gotta complain!
Let it go and enjoy it! And some of the other stuff is relevant? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeezzzze!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th March 2005 - 04:13:26 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "If anything deserves complaining about maybe it should be the banner! Silly and blaaah..... BORING and dumb de dumb dumb dumb!
There I said it!
BORING and dumb de dumb dumb dumb!
And again!
BORING and dumb de dumb dumb dumb!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th March 2005 - 06:57:17 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Very nice!
Finally!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Dave";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dave@neversoft.biz";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th March 2005 - 11:03:05 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "For all you parents of little kids out there and those considering it....
http://neversoft.biz/Commercial.mpg";
$archive_name[++$index] = "riva";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "whiters@nytimes.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th March 2005 - 09:32:48 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Wow! Kenny I'm honored. This was really funny. Don't you know my Friday night bedtime is 10PM? Flora and I try to make it every week. We'll see what happens tonight.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th March 2005 - 06:32:56 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Would Frankie G be the new Rookie of the year?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "scrutinizing sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "justtryingtohelp@7horseman.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st March 2005 - 05:34:11 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Note to editor re: 3/18 Side-bar attendance posting-
Correct spelling is Jon for Guest #9";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st March 2005 - 08:18:42 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Question for Sam; How many guests so far?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Al Packa";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "sweatherinstyle@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th March 2005 - 08:13:16 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "What's with the blank line between numbers eight and nine on the 3/18 list? That bothers me, for some reason. Between
nine and ten, no sweat. But eight and nine? I just don't get it.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Abby Sax";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "25th March 2005 - 04:53:28 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Refering to Post #665 - How many guests have there been so far this year? Is this question to taxing for Scrutinizing Sam? Is that possible?
Please say it isn't so!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "frankie g.";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th March 2005 - 02:28:46 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Another fun night out. Have a good week everyone.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th March 2005 - 10:15:43 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "3/25/2005 9. ABBY!!!!!!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "summarizing sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "thanksforasking@that'swhyi'mhere";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th March 2005 - 11:42:59 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "*******AN OFFICAL SPREADSHEET SAM RESPONSE***********
_____________________________________________________
As of 1:00am, this past Friday 3/25 (Week # 26)
eight-one (81!) lucky guests have joined the (Original) 4Horseman in the backroom during this....
"The 2004-2005 Season"
Humbly,
-I remain Sam
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th March 2005 - 12:59:02 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Thank you for the answer Sam. I was curious! Where were you at this point last year? It seems to me that the Four Horsemen have become more popular. It seems EVERYONE wants to hang out with the Four Horsemen!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Kate Forna";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "hesnotthereitdoesntcount@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th March 2005 - 07:51:22 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "3/25 after afters: Noodletown. It would help if our fearless webmaster, who didn't take his coat off in Steve and Mary's house despite staying ninety minutes, would
take the time to check on these things with his brother-in-law, who actually bothers to gather this vital information.
And there's still a blank space between 8 and 9 in 3/18.";
$archive_name[++$index] = " Kate Forni";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th March 2005 - 09:24:58 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Refering back to 3/18 - Perhaps the space between 8. and 9. is a virtual bundling board?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "summarizing sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "sinceken's2busyforhighlights@heregoes...com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "31st March 2005 - 12:28:08 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "****************EVENING HIGHLIGHTS!****************
------Friday, 3/25 ('04-'05 Wk 26)--------
*The stupendous return of Jeff K! (His first appr since
5/7/04, '03-'04 Wk 33)
"HEY JEFF, LET'S NOT MAKE IT ANOTHER 46 WEEKS 'TIL WE SEE YOU AGAIN!"
*An oh-so-brief yet Oh-So-Glamourous appr by Abby S
*Third week in a row appr by everyone's favorite
"19thHorseman" aka MR FRANK GREENBERG!
"HEY FRANK, PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT YOU MIGHT GET TO BE
THE "20thHORSEMAN" BEFORE YOU KNOW IT!
------------------------------------------------------
SPECIAL EVENT THIS FRIDAY, 4/1/05 (Wk 27)
"2005 HORSEMAN HALL OF FAME CANDIDATE TO BE REVEALED!!!
(ANOTHER CAN'T MISS EVENT)
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ken";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Ken@12Darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "31st March 2005 - 04:59:14 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Birthday, Jan! 3/31/05";
$archive_name[++$index] = "sam supports celebrations";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "sidk@4horseman.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st April 2005 - 12:14:06 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Birthday, Pat! 3/31/05
AKA "THAT I-TI BASTARD"
AKA "OLE WHAZ HIS NAME"
AKA "HIS WIFE DRINKS MORE THAN JAN"
AKA "WHAT'S HE DOIN' IN OUR McS PICTURE!?!?!?"
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "K-Dog";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "kdog@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st April 2005 - 05:23:54 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "You won't believe this:
http://www.nystream.net/culture/mcsorly/index.html";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Frankie G";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "02nd April 2005 - 07:15:56 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Can anyone solve the mysterious disappearance of JPPF???";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Phyllis ROSENSTEIN";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "prosenst@activeinternational.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th April 2005 - 11:28:14 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Who is Phyllis Rosenberg??";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th April 2005 - 09:45:14 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "JPPF will re-appear! Soon... Sooner than you might think!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th April 2005 - 10:09:26 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I found me!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Kenny";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkyken@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th April 2005 - 03:55:42 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Who's going to McSorley's tonight?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Paula";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "paulanew@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th April 2005 - 03:58:58 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Kenny-
Just wanted to remind you that tonight is Scott (Mermaid) Hirschs' party for those FI people who want something to do before the big Mc. Starts at 6:30 at 140 East 40th Street.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "K-Dog";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "avnjkvjaa@sdnaaj.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th April 2005 - 04:01:50 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "WILL FRANKIE G. BE GOING 5 FOR 5?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mermaid Patron";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th April 2005 - 04:10:20 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Paula, does Scott ask you to step aside when he's bringing out drinks at his party?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Paula";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th April 2005 - 05:48:36 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Well, he definitely doesn't have Tommy's flair for carrying 10 beers in 2 hands! So what if half of it ends up on the table, all part of the charm!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Paula";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th April 2005 - 05:48:41 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Well, he definitely doesn't have Tommy's flair for carrying 10 beers in 2 hands! So what if half of it ends up on the table, all part of the charm!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Joe Echo";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dave@neversoft.biz";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th April 2005 - 08:39:55 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Did you ever get deja vu from one of Paula's posts?
Did you ever get deja vu from one of Paula's posts?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Frankie G.";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th April 2005 - 12:39:23 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Glad you found yourself JPPF.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Crevette Salte";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th April 2005 - 04:00:18 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Gotta make a move to a
town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy
Well, I talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about, Talk about
Talk about movin
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Won't you take me to
Noodletown
Won't you take me to
Noodletown
Won't you take me to
Noodletown
Gotta make a move to a
town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy
Well, I talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about, Talk about
Talk about movin
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Won't you take me to
Noodletown
Won't you take me to
Noodletown
Won't you take me to
Noodletown
Won't you take me to
Noodletown";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Frankie G.";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th April 2005 - 05:02:55 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "K-Dog,
Sorry I couldn't make it 5 for 5. Eagles concert conflicted and was well worth going to. See you soon.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th April 2005 - 10:38:33 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Afters.... Then Noodletown and then The VFW... ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "hey";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "hey";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th April 2005 - 06:38:49 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hey";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Dom Ingot";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "whatsuhthedeal@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th April 2005 - 07:50:41 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey, is it my imagination, or weren't there more posts here
at one point yesterday, and hadn't Ken already entered the
after afters and after after afters that Jess posted? Seemed
like there were at least five or six posts after Jess's at one point. Crash?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Wai Ting";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th April 2005 - 03:28:29 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "for the afters....";
$archive_name[++$index] = "silent sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "___________@______";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th April 2005 - 09:19:23 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "test";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "test";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th April 2005 - 04:24:48 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "test this is rita saving the day again";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th April 2005 - 04:41:47 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Ok! You found me! Now send me away please! I think Frankie G. should be on the next banner!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "the new WB11";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th April 2005 - 04:48:57 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "The new banner appears later and later each week webmaster.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th April 2005 - 04:55:03 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "What happened to the old WB? Is this the week that the WebMaster is on vacation?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "robot";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "robot@lostinspace.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th April 2005 - 05:47:39 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "computer problems, can't change afters, can't change banner, repeat, computer problems.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "silly sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "onedayitwillwork@4horseman.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th April 2005 - 06:45:21 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Question: What's the difference between 12Darks.com and 4Horseman.net?
Answer: NOTHING!*
*Neither have changed since last week
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mike";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "mike@mail.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th April 2005 - 04:46:13 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://mail.com/";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mike";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "mike@mail.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th April 2005 - 04:47:50 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://mail.com/";
$archive_name[++$index] = "T. Chair";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "whatthehellisgoingon@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th April 2005 - 02:44:46 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "This is a test of the test.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "An Ode";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th April 2005 - 08:43:05 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "You always won, everytime you placed a bet
Youâre still damn good, no oneâs gotten to you yet
Everytime they were sure they had you caught
You were quicker than they thought
Youâd just turn your back and walk
You always said, the cards would never do you wrong
The trick you said was never play the game too long
A gamblerâs share, the only risk that you would take
The only loss you could forsake
The only bluff you couldnât fake
And youâre still the same
I caught up with you yesterday
Moving game to game
No one standing in your way
Turning on the charm
Long enough to get you by
Youâre still the same
You still aim high
There you stood, everybody watched you play
I just turned and walked away
I had nothing left to say
âcause youâre still the same
Youâre still the same
Moving game to game
Some thlngs never change
Youâre still the same
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Gott Tinyu";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "endofanera@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th April 2005 - 02:54:43 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Well, the rumors are apparently true. We just heard from a reliable source at frontroom.com that the 12darks webmaster torch has been passed to Dave B. Pundits immediately labeled it an attempt to place control of the site in the hands of someone who actually visits it. When asked about the transition, Ken commented, "12 what?" and then held up two sheets of paper with oversized letter D's on them, and wondered which font was 'sexier.'";
$archive_name[++$index] = "the new WB11";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th April 2005 - 06:15:49 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "So the new banner will appear on Friday about 4:50pm. A few hours before, but will stay up for almost a week after the event. Isnt is supposed to be the opposite oh mighty exhalted webmaster";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th April 2005 - 08:50:45 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "This picture is GREAT !!!
http://bobbyweiss.com/gallery/Cuba-coming-soon
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mission Control";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th April 2005 - 01:15:43 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "48 hours to the new banner and counting.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th April 2005 - 02:49:51 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I think there might be surprise guest this Friday! I think she should be on the banner! It would be a nice gesture...";
$archive_name[++$index] = "as;fdljagf0-q3";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "wqe0wqetsda@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st April 2005 - 11:55:25 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I guess the banner will appear right after the 4/15 list...";
$archive_name[++$index] = "mission control";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "countdown@nasa.gov";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st April 2005 - 12:35:11 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "36 hours to the new banner and counting.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st April 2005 - 02:38:49 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://bobbyweiss.com/gallery/Cuba-coming-soon
Did you see this yet? After you open it, click on the picture to enlarge.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "i can't wait for a banner@stop whining ";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st April 2005 - 06:34:20 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Saw the pic Bobby very funny but you know--no reason to whip a dead horse.
Nice set list Kenny, but couldn't Frankie G have popped on a CD at home amd still made it to McSorley's? Plus it was out at Brendan Byrne he musta been back in town with time to make it in for a quick one? This story sounds phishy to me???
Oh and how come the eagles didn't do witchy woman??? I'd get my money back and spend it on Beer for all my friendsssssssssss...
You better wear that concert t you picked up Frankie G and I better see it this Friday night or I'm gonna come lookin fer you.
peace out hommies
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "the new WB11";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "the green frog@WB11.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd April 2005 - 12:27:25 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I believe adequately funny web banners would be OK. Hilariously funny is a tough standard, huh? ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Frankie G.";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd April 2005 - 10:18:17 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Wow..I feel like I'm re-living the Eagles concert with that set list. As for the concert shirt Adam you'll see it at a later date. Later dudes and dudettes.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "old grey beard";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "brucef1934@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd April 2005 - 02:44:25 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "aye laddies,
will ye not be tossin back a couple of brews with a nice
matzoh brie, or maybe a schtickle of gefilte fish with that
special red horse radish for the horseman.
zesen pesach to you all,
P.S. Today is the b-day of willie shakespeare
born April 23rd, 1564 and croaked April 23rd 1616
be well my lads";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd April 2005 - 03:26:37 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I do not believe that Frankie G. went to a concert last week-end. I still have not seen that T-shirt!
Afters... Scratchers
Afters afters.. Veselaka - Jess and Dan";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Jules Andrews";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "25th April 2005 - 11:45:58 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "DOUGH... the stuff that buys me beer
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer
ME...... the one who drinks the beer
FAR..... a long run to get beer
SO...... I'll have another beer
LA...... I'll have another beer
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer
And that will bring us back to DOUGH...
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th April 2005 - 09:10:14 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Have a great time on y'alls travels!
Who will be minding the fort this Friday night? How many people will show up? Will the banner be changed before the FunkyWebMaster goes away to sunnier skies? Hopefully all these questions and more shall be answered.....";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th April 2005 - 08:06:35 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Congratulations to Spreadsheet Sam for pulling into the #1 Horsie position, thanks in big part to his bro-in-lo diddling around with a big mouse. Hip hip hooray !!!
I'll drink one for you tonight Mr. #2 Horsie.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "spreadsheet sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "i'm#1@I'M#1!.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th April 2005 - 10:37:32 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "**********EVENING HIGHLIGHTS-4/29/05*************
__________________________________________________
4/29/05(4)
*HORSEMEN: Adam, Bobby Boy, Sam
*SPECIAL APPEARANCE: NW Jerry* (Guest #83)
(*He requested a chair, he sat, he drank our
beer, he feel asleep at our table, all agree...
HE'S A GUEST AT LAST!!!)
*TABLE(S): #4 (closest to ladies pee room) > #6 (aka "the sweet spot, first table on left as u enter backroom)
*AFTERS: Crime Scene, Bowery @ 1st St (A,B,S)
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st May 2005 - 07:35:15 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Jerry is NOT a guest!
Welcome back!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "02nd May 2005 - 03:32:11 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Jerry certainly became our guest on the night of 4/29/05. It was a quiet night, and as the three lonely Horseman huddled in the corner sharing each others warmth and friendship, looking for another soul to share our barren table, just then a beam of light shown down upon us. And we looked up and before us stood a large and frothy Jerry. He drank our beer, sat at our table, shared war stories, got a little TOO close to Adam, made us FOUR STRONG. He earned our respect and the title of guest that night. All those who disagree had best check their privates to make sure they have not fallen off. Jerry "The Night Watchman" and GUEST at last, rocks on!!!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "02nd May 2005 - 06:22:13 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://bobbyweiss.com/gallery/Cuba-coming-soon/Adam_Jerry_Guest_83
Take a look at this. The joy and happiness on Adam's face. Only a true guest can do that to a Horseman.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "belive it or not@I agree.waste of time.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "03rd May 2005 - 02:50:30 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Yes, Jerry was our guest. I am shocked as in the past I was opposed to this but darn it Jerry really came through. At 11:45 when Spreadsheet chimed in "this is where Warren and Kenny really bring a lot to the table"
I contemplated had I made the right decision--perhaps my couch would have been better company... nad then along came Jerry
Jerry shared in the conversation (not even all our guest do that)
He stealthily drank a couple of mugs -- (didn't even offer to pay) sounds like some guests I know
and he didn't attend afters (G U E S T! ! ! ! !)
So even though in the past I said no way at least for this night Jerry = Guest
I'm sure the debate will continue
see you all Friday
welcome home folks
cheers,
Adam "Guest Advocate"
p.s. He certainly ain't a shill
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "(Soon to be) Satisfied Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "4GUESTS!&willkeeponpostingthis@untilsidebarchanges";
$archive_date[ $index] = "04th May 2005 - 05:47:33 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "**********EVENING HIGHLIGHTS-4/29/05*************
__________________________________________________
4/29/05(4)
*HORSEMEN: Adam, Bobby Boy, Sam
*SPECIAL APPEARANCE: NW Jerry* (Guest #83)
(*He requested a chair, he sat, he drank our
beer, he feel asleep at our table, all agree...
HE'S A GUEST AT LAST!!!)
*TABLE(S): #4 (closest to ladies pee room) > #6 (aka "the sweet spot, first table on left as u enter backroom)
*AFTERS: Crime Scene, Bowery @ 1st St (A,B,S)
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th May 2005 - 12:01:54 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Another fact worth mentioning here, re: the Jerry guest issue, is that Jerry does not start working until after 1am. Before that, he is unemployed and a free agent, who can do as he pleases. And it pleases him to be a guest.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bo Loney";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "iseeguestpeople@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th May 2005 - 12:32:45 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I say Jerry is a guest until he falls asleep, at which time
he is napping. At 1AM he ceases napping and becomes an employee. Ken, how do you really feel about it? You're blocking.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "shillsguestsfriendsfoes@MOTORHEADBANGER.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th May 2005 - 02:25:27 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "A-hoy,
A scant 15 hours ago yours truly attended an impromptu McSorley's appearance. Tommy has gone on vacation and while the ever trusty Brendan was working the back room Surfer Dave and myself opted to belly up to the bar. That front room sure is a different scene albeit a nice one. All parties at McSorley's stated that--YES--guest status for Jerry should be given for last week. They also felt we should be mentioning who served the beer manned the taps worked the kitchen and so forth--that spreadsheet's gonna need a little work.
Also Timmy would like to be credited for afters 4/22, 4/15 (sic)
oh so to update the sidebar
**********EVENING HIGHLIGHTS-5/04/05*************
__________________________________________________
5/04/05(2)
special one night pre-Cinco de Mayo celebration
HORSEMAN: Adam
*SPECIAL APPEARANCE: Surfer Dave* 1st appearance since 1/21 and about damn time!
Table(s): WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' TABLES (Bar middle)
*BEFORES: Continental (to attend sprinkle genies concert btw this band's drummer has been a guest on at least one occasion I believe last season) http://sprinklegenies.com/
*AFTERS: Kiev (potatoe pierogies for Dave Ghoulash for me)
So happy Cinco de Mayo! Thank god the Mexican's had the quijones to kick the French out--though it couldn't have been that hard they're FRENCH--imagine for a moment all them nice Mexican restaurants being little bistros and cafes serving crepes and stuff swimming in sauces and no Tecate a frightening world it would be.
Anyone wishing to attend--MOTORHEAD is playing B.B. Kings tonight I believe tickets are still available.
cheers,
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Marilyn Quayle";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "IsaytomahtoE@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th May 2005 - 09:14:05 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Q. What do hungarian goth kids eat for dinner?
A. ghoulash";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "pierre est mort";
$archive_date[ $index] = "06th May 2005 - 01:54:40 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Some sad news to report former drummer of Gong, Pierre Moerlen, has passed away lots of info here
http://www.planetgong.co.uk/octave/info/news.shtml
I had the pleasure to see him perform several years ago and it was just an amazing expierence. His best work can probably be heard on Gong's You album...
peace,
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sal Ahmy";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "whoamisam@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th May 2005 - 06:49:26 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "1st Boy's Night Out with Ken and Warren in attendance since
2/18/05. ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Testi Roni";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th May 2005 - 09:07:16 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "The way a good bar should be! Everynight should be Men's Night Out! The skirts at home waiting with a warm bed and and a hot meal! And no lip in the morning!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "11th May 2005 - 03:51:59 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://www.sheckys.com/email/168.htm
How chic is that!????";
$archive_name[++$index] = "On Yun";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "anopenersasgoodasashirt@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th May 2005 - 12:02:54 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Cheap drinks? They've obviously never bought
a round of eyecups there.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Al";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "al@winnies.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th May 2005 - 12:53:07 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = ""Oh, Mandy, when you came and you gave without taking, but I sent you away·"";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th May 2005 - 03:30:49 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://bobbyweiss.com/gallery/Family/Joan_Bob_summit
Happy Birthday to my sister Joan. 47 today. She went to school with SS Sam.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "K-Dog";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Ken@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th May 2005 - 05:01:52 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Spreadsheet Sam just informed me that Warren isn't coming but Steve Paschall is.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th May 2005 - 06:14:09 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "So the summer insanity of non-attendance begins--oh well--some folks should come down anyways....
Bobby's sister is 47? So how old does that make Sam?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Frankie G.";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th May 2005 - 01:16:35 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I don't think you want to live in my world!! Trust me on this. See you soon.
FG
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th May 2005 - 12:40:35 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Oh 12DarksWebMaster... Hello! Hellohello!
Did you forget Rich? He was the first one there! Is everything going to fall apart without Warren?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th May 2005 - 10:14:11 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://bobbyweiss.com/gallery/My-friends/P3120020";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ken";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Ken@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th May 2005 - 02:03:05 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey, Jan, why so serious?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "CW";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th May 2005 - 03:04:10 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Nice job on the banner this week, K-Dog. I really think WJB needs a new picture, though! Just ask him for one -- he has about a million! Was fun talking to you guys Friday nite via Fire Island -- can't remember one iota of the conversation, but sure it was scintillating ;-)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th May 2005 - 05:02:15 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "NICE BANNER !!!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th May 2005 - 08:58:17 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Yes! Indeed! It is a lovely banner!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "lynn -the it girl";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "lerwind@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th May 2005 - 09:43:29 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hi i finally made the banner and i am glad. i am going to europe tomorrow and i hope to visit mc sorleys when i return on my off weekends from FI. So i will see you guys real soon and i like your pics from all over the world, BObby. see ya lynn";
$archive_name[++$index] = "little sara (not so little anymore!)";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "25th May 2005 - 04:30:17 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "See you guys in 6 years!!! May 27 2011! ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Warren";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "withoutadamwhyevenbothershowingup@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "25th May 2005 - 04:58:35 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Birthday, Sara! I thought you were 15 already!
Hope your dad is taking you someplace nice for your birthday
for a change. Hey all! Happy Fleet Week!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Jess";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "25th May 2005 - 08:28:19 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Birthday Sara!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "25th May 2005 - 11:31:14 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Birthday Sara. We're saving a seat for you.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sam Supports Sara";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "couldibeanymoreproud?@thinkshe'lldrinkmorethanme?";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th May 2005 - 08:45:20 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "***********HAPPY BIRTHDAY, #1 JR. HORSEMAN*********
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LAST APPEARANCE: Sunday 2/13/05
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$archive_name[++$index] = "Kenny";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkyken@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th May 2005 - 08:15:07 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Birthday Sara, I hope you're still celebrating. Looking forward to the big party in 2011!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "26th May 2005 - 10:37:09 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I think this is one of the nicest banners yet!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "sara";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th May 2005 - 07:03:39 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "this IS the best banner ever!!!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "the CEO";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dontbitethehand@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "31st May 2005 - 01:00:59 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hey, a little harsh on Tommy there, dontcha think, Mr.
'what's the scene like...'? He's always been good to me.
I guess always getting a table, being switched to a larger table, a free round, a free meat and cheese plate, etc. just isn't good enough for you any more. Sure, Brenden's got a more laid back style, but jeez, the 5/20 text really comes off as just a little bit spoiled, not to mention diva-like. Maybe you'd like Tommy to throw down some rose petals
as you walk into the back room every Friday night? Or slap
his palms together and bow as he backs away from you, the quicker to heed your latest request? Give me a break.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "the CFO";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "31st May 2005 - 03:04:52 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = ".....and he may read this stuff so the CEO may be right. Wouldn't want to wind up with a little "extra" something in that ham and cheese platter now would ya'?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "the CWO";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "31st May 2005 - 03:25:06 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "You're right, fellas, let's leave the anti-Tommy sentiment at http://www.4horseman.net.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Scathing Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "TOMMYSUCKS@WHENSBRENDENCOMINGBACK.COM";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st June 2005 - 03:02:45 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey CWO*
Based on your oh-so-whimpy concerns about our editor's
OH-SO-HONEST assessment of the "non-Brenden" backroom service causing a potentail Tommy "back-lash" (or back-wash as the case may be) we're wondering if your intials stand for Chief Wussy Officer?
Signed,
Why get the bum's rush at 1a when we deserve (AND PAY HEAVILY) for better treatment????
PS And what about that horrendous B.O.!?!?!
*Post 760";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "02nd June 2005 - 09:07:26 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "The Ultimate Pub Crawl!
http://g.msn.com/0MN2ET7/2?
http: //www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7967076&&CM=
EmailThis&CE=1";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPG";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "02nd June 2005 - 09:15:30 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7967076&&CM=EmailThis&CE=1
Learn how to copy and paste Spanky";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "02nd June 2005 - 02:13:47 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "At least the previous topic of conversation ceased!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "03rd June 2005 - 02:48:40 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Kenny? Did Winston bite your creativity centers? And what is up with the gaps? Do they symbolize your memory centers?
Helas! Poor Little Kenny Funk! ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Joey Tribiani";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "06th June 2005 - 03:58:13 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://www.briconline.org/celebrate/schedule.asp
Brooklyn Rocks!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Citizen Kang";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th June 2005 - 05:24:31 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Is that Orson Welles or Ed Silver. No really take a close look at the Rosebud shot.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Citizen Cain";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th June 2005 - 07:22:29 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Why does Ed Silver get a banner?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Steven Spielberg";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Steven@StevenSpielberg.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th June 2005 - 12:17:39 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Ken, It's amazing how you really capture the essence of Citizen Kane, by getting rid of all the unneccessary (and frankly, boring) scenes. Good job!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "solish";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th June 2005 - 12:37:08 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Will there be a double feature in the back room?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Webmaestro";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th June 2005 - 04:38:35 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Very nice and useful website. Please visit my website!!! :)
http://www.metropolis5000.com";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "if only my friends were fun@Iwantmygooddrinkinbudd";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th June 2005 - 02:43:11 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "YO Y'ALL,
How bout this for afters tonight??? It would be the first non-manhattan afters
[ GLASSHOUSE GALLERY ]
38 S 1st btwn Wythe & Kent | Williamsburg, Brooklyn
L-Bedford/G-Metropolitan/JM-Marcy | **12AM** | all ages | $5 - donation
[ THE CONVOCATION OF ]
Tonie Joy - founding guitar player and singer of Baltimoreâs The Convocation Of
- has done time in four seminal East coast avant-punk bands - Moss Icon,
Universal Order of Armageddon, Great Unraveling, and Born Against. The
Convocation Of is a three piece cranial punk band mixing complex, tense
instrumental workouts with shrieked, cryptic nervous vocals. Records out on GSL
and Tiger Style.
ö MP3/BIO ö> http://www.epitonic.com/artists/theconvocationof.html
ö BIO ö> http://www.tigerstylerecords.com/artist-bio.php?artists_id=9
ö REVIEWS ö> http://www.tigerstylerecords.com/artist-press.php?artists_id=9
ö IMAGE ö> http://www.tigerstylerecords.com/artists/images/convo.jpg
[ Aa / BIG A little a ]
Aa / BIG A little a is a five piece, four percussionist choreographed noise &
flashing lights & sweat & (most of the time) stationary marching band explosion.
ãA Brooklyn dance party for the thinking feller with primitive vocals, primitive
drums and weird electronic effectsä - Narnack. Full length out on Narnack. ãThe
tricky-to-Google NYC noise band Aa (a/k/a Big A little a) have sent me three
recordings Iâve enjoyed in the past couple years. The new one has two tracks,
the highly polyrhythmic and somewhat Pop Group-reminiscent first of which may be
their best yetä - Chuck Eddy, Village Voice
ö MP3-> http://209.200.80.36/files/mp3/Aa%20-%20Flag%20Day.mp3
[ Zs ]
2 drummers, 2 sax players, 2 guitarist ãTroubleman Unlimited recording artists
Zs are a New York band working between the worlds of Avant Rock and New Music.
Mostly instrumental, the music often explores the extremes of compositional
complexity and virtuosity as well as extended repetition. The sound ranges from
bombastic Prog Rock counterpoint to barely audible breathing sounds.ä - Tonic
ö MP3 ö> http://www.troublemanunlimited.com/mp3/zs-olympics.mp3
[ COPTIC LIGHT ]
x Bitch Magnet, Storm & Stress, Antioch Arrow. Cathartic semi-improvisational
release.
[ BELLMER DOLLS ]
Three piece Brooklynites, Peter Mavro (x Angels of Light, Vanity Set, Tav
Falco), Anthony Malat (x Love Life, Universal Order of Armageddon, the Great
Unraveling), and Daniel Sheerin (x 30 Seconds Over Tokyo, the Enditalls). Dark,
dissonant cocktail blues. The Bellmer Dolls are currently recording with Jim
Sclavunos of Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.
ö MP3 ö> http://www.bellmerdolls.com/mp3.html
ö IMAGES ö> http://www.bellmerdolls.com/images.html
ö BIO ö> http://www.bellmerdolls.com/bio.html
ö REVIEWS ö> http://www.bellmerdolls.com/press.html
[ CAUSE FOR APPLAUSE ]
Spastic swaying 3 piece Williamsburg rock band Cause for Applause features
former members of the Boggs, the Honeymoon Killers, the Knoxville Girls, Boys
Life, and current members of Kid Congo Powersâ band and the Dime Store Dance
Band. One EP out on Say Hey Records.
ö MP3 ö> http://www.sayheyrecords.com/mp3/CFA_-_The_Wire.mp3
ö BIO/IMAGES ö> http://www.sayheyrecords.com/bands-cfa.php
ö REVIEW ö> http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/june_2003/cause-for-applause.html
[ GLASSHOUSE ]
great free space devoted to art and creativity. come lounge, have a drink,
immerse yourslef in great music and surround yourself with free expressionism
and art. paint the walls if you please. ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "K-Dog";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "BoDonaldson@TheHeywoods.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th June 2005 - 03:26:06 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Complex, tense instrumental workouts? This music seems kinda scary to me.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ken";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "GoTAU!@mcsorleys.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th June 2005 - 07:07:51 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "LATE BREAKING NEWS! My TAU Fraternity Brothers are in town from Binghamton and may stop in for a beer! ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bo Ring";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th June 2005 - 03:59:03 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Sigh. boring,boring, boring. this site has lost whatever appeal it had and should be renamed something more appropriate like commentonkenslatestbanner.com, bobbyspersonalphotoalbum.com, or endlessdroneaboutobscurebands.com. Even Jan's comments have lost their punch. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The weather web-page is more fun than this.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th June 2005 - 09:27:15 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "LOLOL, I like bobbyspersonalphotoalbum.com best.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "YOboring@comegetyoursmackdownfriday1:15am15E.7th ";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th June 2005 - 12:47:58 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Some note worthy gig announcements:
thursday 6/16/05
Hello All,
TRIPWAVE
(Dino Sorbello), (Danny Fast Fingers), (Starry Night) and (Joe Chonto)
will be Performing Their Psychedelic Rock Business at:
CONTINENTAL(25 3rd Ave @ St. Marks Place Manhattan) on Thursday June 16 11pm sharp!
NO Cover, just come broke(or rich) as you are!
B E F O R E S 6/17/05
Hello All,
It's hot in the city tonight! If you're here in NYC this coming Friday -
find a cool spot in Central Park and join us as we welcome Summer 2005...
(Be sure to read on for a bit of Burnt Sugar family news.)
This year marks the 20th anniversary of Central Park Summerstage - NYC's
premier outdoor music, dance, film, and spoken word performance series.
Burnt Sugar is honored to be this year's opening act.
The band will be joined by:
WILL CALHOUN presents AZA -
featuring: Pharoah Sanders, Graham Haynes,
Buster Williams and Orrin Evans
Don't miss this free show in the heart of NYC!
Friday, June 17 7:00 PM
www.summerstage.org
Central Park SummerStage is located at Rumsey Playfield in Central Park.
Enter the park at 69th Street and 5th Avenue on the east side or at 72nd
Street and Central Park West on the west side.
Subway
East side: 6 train to 68th or 77th Streets
West side: 1, 2, 3, 9, B or C trains to 72nd Street
Bus
East side: M1, M2, M3 or M4 to 72nd Street and 5th Avenue
West side: M7, M10, or M11 to 72nd Street and Central Park West
Crosstown: M-66 or M72 to Central Park West or Fifth Avenue
**
A bit of Sugar on the web...
In his review of this Spring's UK show at The Marquee, Colin Buttimer
describes Burnt Sugar as "a small army bent upon saving souls from the
predetermined..." Hmm - visit his site to read the full review. -While
you're there, be sure to check out his Flickr page for some great concert
shots.
www.eleventhvolume.com/reviews/concerts/files/burnt_sugar.html
**
Visit Burnt Sugar saxophonist Matana's blog for a link to a New York Times
review of her quartet's recent hit at NYC's Jazz Gallery. - Check out her
listing of upcoming shows while you're there.
From the review..
"Ms. Roberts isn't just mildly curious to expand her medium: she seems
driven to do it. But rather than her group sound, it is her own instrumental
voice, a calm, melodically organized way of playing, that may do the job
first."
http://www.soundsofmysoul.blogspot.com/
**
"SANCTUARY" the 2004 Grammy-nominated CD by Blues man Charlie Musselwhite
featuring Burnt Sugar bassist, Jared Michael Nickerson, picked up the
Contemporary Blues Album of the Year at last month's WC Handy awards in
Memphis. (Musselwhite also picked up Contemporary Blues Artist of the Year;
and Best Instrumentalist (Harmonica), which brings his career total to 18.)
www.charliemusselwhite.com
**
While you're surfing, visit AllAboutJazz.com for a 2 part interview with
pianist Vijay Iyer.
**
That's if for now.
Stay Cool!
Burnt Sugar the Arkestra Chamber.
www.burntsugarindex.com
ALSO ON FRIDAY THE GREAT SPACEROCKERS WILL PERFORM LIVE ON THE RADIO
Unfortunately 10-3am so I will miss it but you can go hear:
http://www.wprb.com/listen.html
http://www.doctorcosmo.com/wprb/wprb.html you can check the archive for past mp3's
June 17
		
Escapade
Hadley Kahn (drums)
Russell Giffen (bass)
Rob Giffen (guitar)
Paul Casanova (guitar/electronics)
Paul Hilzinger (synths/samplers/stuff)
John Ortega (synths/processed bass)
Creative improvisations and cutting edge musical sensibility are the hallmarks of this NY-based group. Tune in and explore new landscapes of sound.
Below are past performance pics: Check out all the gear in this one!
http://www.doctorcosmo.com/wprb/2004/images/esc06.jpg
DAMN!
Oranj Climax/Escapade
> http://www.doctorcosmo.com/wprb/noctrans.html Escapade 06/1705
>
> http://www.doctorcosmo.com/wprb/2005/0318.html Oranj Climax 03/18/05
>
> http://www.doctorcosmo.com/wprb/2004/0220.html Escapade 02/20/04
>
> http://www.doctorcosmo.com/wprb/2002/1213. Oranj Climax
> 12/13/02
>
> http://www.doctorcosmo.com/wprb/2002/0816.html Escapade 08/16/02
>
> http://www.doctorcosmo.com/wprb/2004/images/esc06.jpg set up 2004
>
> http://www.doctorcosmo.com/wprb/2002/images/esca05.jpg set up 2002
>
> http://www.doctorcosmo.com/wprb/2005/images/ocemg04.jpg set up 2005
> synths
>
> http://www.doctorcosmo.com/wprb/2002/images/oc03.jpg set up 2002 synths
well thats all for now
cheers,
adam
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$archive_name[++$index] = "ADAM";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "when we gettin wysiwyg on this mutha";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th June 2005 - 01:13:56 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy birthday princess
cheers";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sam supports Seniors";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "somebodydryheroff@whydoyoulooksowetcheryl?";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th June 2005 - 04:40:57 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "**************SIGNIFICANT EVENT NOTICE*****************
_______________________________________________________
Tommy promises to join the festivities tonite at D.B.A.
and spill beer on Cheryl.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!
_______________________________________________________";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th June 2005 - 09:02:15 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Birthday Cheryl. 30? 31?";
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$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th June 2005 - 02:25:45 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "HAPPY BIRTHDAY S.S.S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Annie Mositee";
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$archive_date[ $index] = "17th June 2005 - 02:59:51 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "My cousin is a magician...
He walks down the street and turns into a bar
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$archive_name[++$index] = "Sam Supports Suchmans";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "talkaboutaninappropriatebanner@gladididntdoit.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th June 2005 - 03:08:27 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "**************SIGNIFICANT EVENT NOTICE*****************
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Hey, it's Ladies Night tonite and Tommy promises to spill beer on youse broads!
(And knowing/smelling Tommy over these past Summers...
he'll probably be smelling "pretty ripe" as well, so you gals sure won't want to miss that!)
_______________________________________________________
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUSAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th June 2005 - 04:06:51 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Birthday Susan!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Elwood";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "etd@12dawgs.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th June 2005 - 08:40:47 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Thanks for putting me on the banner. Nice to know that some of you dog hating F***s still remember me.
Happy Birthday Mom!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Karen";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th June 2005 - 12:55:07 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Thanks to you all and Kathy for introducing me to your Friday night ritual! ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Warren";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "heysamwhatwassoinappropriateaboutthebanner@12darks";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th June 2005 - 01:23:27 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Glad to have you, Karen - come back soon! Hey, stick boy -
after afters was at (where else) Noodletown, and its 'Amagansett' and 'Pfizer.'";
$archive_name[++$index] = "kf";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th June 2005 - 01:48:43 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "my pleasure Karen LAZAN!!! Maybe next time you will be able to meet groovy 70's guy!!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "The Other KF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Ken@chrysanthimum.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th June 2005 - 02:17:26 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Thanks for fixing my typos "Dictionary Guy"! Glad I didn't even make an attempt at "Lepricol"·";
$archive_name[++$index] = "???";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "???@???.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th June 2005 - 02:19:14 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Who will be the Lucky 800th Post?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "kf.3";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th June 2005 - 04:43:13 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Lipitor";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Noe Lann";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "bobicesangwithtrey@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st June 2005 - 12:12:50 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Um, I don't think you're going to find either 'Amagansett'
or 'Pfizer' in any dictionary, stick-boy. And Lepricol?
What is that, for iron-deficient Leprechauns? Talk about a niche market.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "kf";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st June 2005 - 12:32:02 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "no it's "got to go, got to go, got to go right now" medicine. ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Cole Manz";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "howmanykfsdowehave@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st June 2005 - 05:02:10 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Bedford, huh? Yeah, and then we can go to Chumley's for after afters, and then Blind Tiger, and Cowgirl HOF...
hey, Lynn - forgot to ask - how was the trip? Did you have
the coffee, bath, taffy, towel, burger, etc.?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "kf.3.14159265";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "neverenough@kfs.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st June 2005 - 05:43:03 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I believe you meant "Turkey Burger", as in, a hamburger made from turkey, not "Turkish Burger", a hamburger which came from Istanbul. And yes, that's pi.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Toi Lett";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "onetoomanykfs@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st June 2005 - 07:43:13 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I'm sure Lynn gets the joke, and at least its *spelled
correctly*, Mr. Too-Busy-Trying-To-Work-Up-The-Nerve-To-Hang-Out-In-P.S.-205-Park-To-Study.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "CENTENNIAL SAM";
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$archive_text[ $index] = "**********GREATER SIGNIFICANCE THAN POST #800*******
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LUCKY GUEST #100 COUNTDOWN...
Continues with last week's appearance by Kathy Frank's (VERY) popular friend Karen, guest #93!
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WILL YOU BE THERE WHEN #100 SHOWS UP!?!?!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Rin Tin Tin";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd June 2005 - 02:46:04 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Ruff!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sam's Uncle";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd June 2005 - 02:47:35 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "God bless George W Bush!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Aquaman";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th June 2005 - 05:38:18 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Any mermaids going to the parade in Coney Island?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "K-Dawg";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "chickensouvlaki@odessa.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th June 2005 - 05:24:44 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "JPPF, Where are all the mermaid pics this year?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th June 2005 - 08:15:05 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Helas!
I have retired from the Mermaid Parade... Sorry K-Dawg!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mat Zobawl";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dave@neversoft.biz";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th June 2005 - 10:39:30 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Kind of funny in a frumm, schleppy kind of way:
http://www.vidlit.com/orthodox/";
$archive_name[++$index] = "The CEO";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "makesitupashegoesalong@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th June 2005 - 12:16:08 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Uh, Ken, there was no stuffing, no mashed potatoes, no
cranberry sauce - just turkey, gravy and bread, which
I didn't even eat. Oh, and a bowl of matzoh ball soup.
Where do you get this stuff?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Celebratory Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "comecelebrateJuly4(horseman)@backroomtomorrow.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th June 2005 - 04:37:07 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "**********GREATER SIGNIFICANCE THAN POST #806*******
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LUCKY GUEST #100 COUNTDOWN...
Continues with last week's appearance by BarabaraAnn's (VERY) popular niece Nicole, guest #94!
______________________________________________________
WILL YOU BE THERE WHEN #100 SHOWS UP!?!?!
(WILL IT BE YET ANOTHER GUEST OF THE BACKROOM'S #1 COUPLE, JESS & DAN?!?!)
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "George W. Bush";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "George@WhiteHouse.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "30th June 2005 - 05:32:20 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York .
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.
Oh, by the way, the United State s is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.
God bless America. Thank you and good night.
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "K-Dawg";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "kdawg@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st July 2005 - 04:14:12 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Who's going out tonight?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "kf";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st July 2005 - 04:24:51 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "no - everyone is a t the beach man!!!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "shirley levine";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "shirleylevine519@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st July 2005 - 06:48:25 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Can't wait to see ya all this weekend...giving all u guys a big wet kiss......
Shirl....";
$archive_name[++$index] = "George";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "The Doubletree in Austin";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st July 2005 - 11:04:32 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Please excuse my son George for his rantings, like he needs anything more to prove to the world that he's card carrying.
He means well, even if the remark about pulling out of NATO is shortsighted and the NAFTA crack is well, shortsighted. While my son has the vision thing, he totally misses the details, like the time he forgot his cocaine in my car. Like his mother wasnt going to find out. Same thing here. One more thing, he's right about the French. Let them eat Twinkies and Strudel. Dont tell Barb about this.
George the first.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Frank Funk";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "FunkingFrank@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st July 2005 - 11:06:40 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "What the funk?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "FrankFunking";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th July 2005 - 03:45:56 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "we got the funk";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "forgetfulken@1 of 3 true horseman.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "06th July 2005 - 11:16:19 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Ken, you forgot the Gyro's at Bereket, How could you forget that? All note K-Dawg has attained true horseman status by pushing on thru big time!
see you friday,
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Shwarma Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "amreadytobea"truehorseman"@myjewishbrother.adam";
$archive_date[ $index] = "06th July 2005 - 03:54:19 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Once Katz's makes the After After's list...
I'm ready to "push on thru"
-SALAMI SAM
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "WaBo";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dave@neversoft.biz";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th July 2005 - 04:42:50 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "12DARKS.COM PERSONALS:
Dear C:
Happy 2nd Anniversary! Each day with you is like reliving the Dead Concert in Camden on 12/6/1997 followed by the final game of the '69 Series. Here's wishing the next 50 are just as wonderful.
Love, W.
(GSBITH)
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Startled Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th July 2005 - 10:24:08 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "ERROR*ERROR*ERROR*ERROR*ERROR*ERROR*ERROR*ERROR*ERROR*ERROR*
------------------------------------------------------------
RE: 12DARKS.COM HEADLINE BANNER
SUBJECT: "TOP 10 AFTERS" - FRIDAY 7/8
CORRECTION: #1 AFTERS is PFW aka CHEZ PASCHALL aka
"our favorite place to go after McS" aka the beautifully
appointed home of the delightful Mary and (soon to be
celebrating his 10th! appr of the season) Steve
_______________________________________________________
THE HORSEMAN LOVE STEVE & MARY AND REGRET ANY INCONVENIENCE
THIS ERROR MAY HAVE CAUSED.
(HEY STEVE, REMEMBER THAT WONDERFUL SPREADSHEET COVER TRIBUTE YOU GOT THE OTHER WEEK? SEE...WE REALLY DO CARE!)
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LUCKY GUEST #100 COUNTDOWN...
Continues with last week's appearance by the master of scintilating wit Alan B, guest #95!
______________________________________________________
WILL YOU BE THERE WHEN #100 SHOWS UP!?!?!
(WILL IT BE YET ANOTHER GUEST OF THE BACKROOM'S #1 COUPLE, JESS & DAN?!?!)
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "K-Dawg & Co.";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Ken@Thisisthecorrectlist.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th July 2005 - 03:57:36 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "To all who've joined us in the back room over the last year...
Thank You for a Real Good Time!
Kenny, Warren, Adam, Jan and Bobby
01. RONNI FUNK-SIEGEL
02. CHRIS WEISS
03. JESSICA STEIN
04. DAN PATRICK
05. ARNIE WOLSKY
06. JOANN fr. Fire Island
07. DEBBIE COHLAN
08. LAURA CARTER
09. LYNN ROTHSCHILD
10. DANA MESH
11. NANCY SAMOTIN
12. BRUCE SOLOMON
13. LISA SOLOMON
14. JEANNIE PASTERNAK
15. CHERYL WISTREICH
16. STACIE LEITNER
17. HEATHER WASSERMAN
18. BRIAN ?
19. STACEY DAWN
20. FRANK GREENBERG
21. ABBE SINREICH
22. GEORGETTE ?
23. ELLEN SCHWARTZ
24. PHYLLIS ROSENSTEIN
25. SUSAN SUCHMAN STRIDER
26. STEVE PASCHALL
27. MARY PASCHALL
28. CHRISTINA, Mary's friend
29. MIKE, her husband
30. DAVE BLOOM
31. KEITH MACKENZIE
32. WENDY CLARK
33. GREGG CLARK
34. BRUCE CLARK
35. JANET, Wendy's friend
36. CHRIS, Wendy's bf
37. ED SILVER
38. DON
39. PAULA NEWMAN
40. KATHY FRANK
41. KAREN
42. RISA
43. DIANE
44. ANDREW
45. DAVE DAMIECKI
46. RUTH BERNSTEIN
47. PAUL D.
48. LOWELL FINE
49. SETH, Dan P's co-worker
50. DENISE KRASSNER
51. DOUGLAS DAHL
52. ALAN GREENBERG
53. IVY GREENBERG
54. ED McGINNIS
55. MIKE,FI Joann's friend
56. OLAAF, Mike's friend
57. JIM WOLIN
58. GREGG KANTER
59. MARLEEN STEIN
60. GARY ROBINSON
61. RICH GROEN
62. LOUIS SOLISH
63. BARBARA ANN WAKIE
64. BRENDEN MARSHAL
65. ADAM CHARNOFF
66. SHERI ROSENBERG
67. JULES GOTAY
68. JENNIFER KOLB
69. ERIN PEYTON
70. RICH BONNABEAU
71. MIKE DEUTSCH
72. MARK PRESSMAN
73. KENNY DIAMOND
74. WAYNE SEROKA
75. DEBORAH WENNING
76. DAN ALPER
77. RICH ALPER
78. DELORES KINSMAN
79. DAVE KINSMAN
80. JON BATTLE
81. MARY LENNON
82. MAGGIE RYDER
83. JEFF KOHLER
84. PAT DALIA
85. SHARON PRICE
86. LEAH MARKOWITZ
87. ROBBY, not Jan's Cousin
88. PASCAL GRIEKO
89. ADAM RADBELL
90. DINOZ, Mary's old boss
91. ALAN BROWN
92. JEFF STERN
93. PIERCE SCHILLER
94. TIM HO
95. STEPHEN CONROY
96. CHRIS CIANO
97. DOMINIC CHECHILE
98. JUSTIN ? , friend of Dominic's
99. JAY ORTIZ, friend of Dominic's
100. ???, Jay's girlfriend
101. MARK McCLEMENS
102. ADAM SHAPIRO
103. KAREN LAZAN
104. NICOLE HORSFORD";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th July 2005 - 04:33:57 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I am bringing 2 Limeys with me tonight. They grew up in Penrith, the town in Northern England where my father lived for 15 years, and they were friends with my two half brothers, Christopher(#2 on appearence list for 2004-5 season) and Richard.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ken";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Ken@ButWoHopisStill#1.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th July 2005 - 12:54:55 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "That Salt Baked Shrimp sure was good.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "satan fears stridernews@no noodletown is#1";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th July 2005 - 05:09:20 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Some very interesting FACTS!
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I
feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be
out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I
think, "It is better to Drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
-- Babe "McSorley's Patron" Ruth
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk
to spend time with fools.
-- Ernest Hemingway
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up
reading.
-- Paul Hornung
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
I think not.
-- H.L. Mencken
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we
fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So......let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
-- George Bernard Shaw
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be
happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but
the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
-- Dave Barry
Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.
-- W.C. Fields
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
-- Professor Irwin Corey
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!
-- Leo Durocher
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the
slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is
the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are
killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
"When I was younger I could remember anything...
whether it happen or not" - Mark Twain
see y'all Friday
cheers";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Celebratory Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "what,nobdayheadlinebanner@fridays1215-1.com?";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th July 2005 - 10:25:08 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "**************HAPPY BIRTHDAY,RONNI!**************
(aka Guest #1 on THE WRONG LIST)
*************************************************
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th July 2005 - 12:23:02 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Birthday Ronni!
Tell Sam/Jan to take you some where nice! And I mean besides McSorleys.... A NICE place!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Cheryl";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "cheryl.wistreich@ey.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "14th July 2005 - 10:40:57 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Birthday Ronni!! Geez you look young....what's your secret?! Hope u had a fantastic birthday -- wishing u many, many more. Hope Jano treated you to more than a sleeve of saltines and a plate of cheddar cheez ;-)
xoxoxoxox
CW-";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Hart & Boyce";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dave@neversoft.biz";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th July 2005 - 01:42:51 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "(Theme from) The Horsemen
Hey, hey, we're the Horsemen!
People say we're horsin' around
But we're too busy drinking
So we just pee our pants and fall down";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Dave";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dave@neversoft.biz";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th July 2005 - 01:57:13 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Ken,
Looking at the 7/8/05 entry, you mention "XO Chicken". Please tell me this is not some fancy dish made from the tic-tac-toe playing chicken in Chinatown we all knew and loved. God, how I miss that chicken.
Say it ain't so, Kenny!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Payaso";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th July 2005 - 04:30:28 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Who is Jamal and how was he able to attain Horseman status when he is not even on the list of this years guests...
Totally unfair! Like totally unfair!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Birthday Gal";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkysiegels@verizon.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th July 2005 - 05:49:51 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Boy, you sure didn't leave that cute picture of mine up there for long, did ya bro? Do you really think that Jamal & his bearded friend Jan are more attractive than Ronni Jane at a year old? Ich don't think so! Have fun tonight, gentlemen. And don't feel badly for me that I can't go out for a birthday drink b/c I'll be home with little Miss Roseola, feeding Children's Tylenol every 4 hours...";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "17th July 2005 - 10:01:48 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taras_Shevchenko
Ever notice the name on that little street running right at McSorley's. You must be something special to have a street named after you.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th July 2005 - 12:22:13 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Tony and Greg need to go away! Are we getting any kickbacks on this obnoxious advertising?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "just admit it ken@NOODLETOWN#1";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th July 2005 - 01:14:05 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "A little further explanation:
Chinese Vegetables in Oyster Sauce--it is always important to eat your veggies!
And, yes Chicken in XO sauce--in a cuisine centuries old this is a relatively new sauce and is the rage in Hong Kong where it is known as the Caviar of the Orient. XO pays homage to XO Brandy which is revered by chinese (note there is no Brandy in the sauce).
Lee Kum Kee is credited as the inventor, it is a mixture of dried scallops, shrimp, shallots, shrimp roe, soybean oil, soy sauce, garlic and seasonings...
I also hear tale of an extra-hot version!
info info info
cheers,
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Chris Weiss";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ullswater1@yahoo.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th July 2005 - 02:17:49 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Afternoon all...This is Bobby's bro...Just wanted to say hello and thank you all for another enjoybale night at McSorley's on friday...Courtney and I both had a great time...anybody going to be posting the pic of her holding up her badge?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Jamal";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th July 2005 - 03:21:50 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "hey, mr. photo shop! how about some horseman pics from this
century?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "tony&greg suck";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "iwonderiftheyalsopostedspam@4horseman.net?";
$archive_date[ $index] = "19th July 2005 - 05:27:33 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "__________
LUCKY GUEST #100 COUNTDOWN...
Continues with last week's appearance by "Super Cop"
Courtney, guest #98!
______________________________________________________
WILL YOU BE THERE WHEN #100 SHOWS UP!?!?!
(WILL IT BE YET ANOTHER GUEST OF THE BACKROOM'S #1 COUPLE, JESS & DAN?!?!)
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Connie Fused";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th July 2005 - 11:22:11 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "The 7/8/2005 posting shows 104 guests.... How many guests have REALLY been in the back room?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ken, right up there on the left";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Ken@rightupthereontheleft.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th July 2005 - 11:59:36 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hi Connie, I guess that's your call. My list includes everyone who has come down to McSorley's to join us in the back room. Jan's list includes McSorley's employees, and does NOT include people whom he wasn't personally introduced to. You decide. If you need some help in making your decision, check out Jan's even more confusing website, http://www.4horseman.net.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "sadnews@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th July 2005 - 02:13:55 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "the story
http://entertainment.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=196936
of course some fun quotes:
#1 "It fits like a glove, Captain." -- Scotty, Where No Man Has Gone Before, stardate 1312.4, Episode 2
#2 "Even if we were under full scale attack I couldn't move any faster, not and maintain a safety factor." -- Scotty, The Naked Time, stardate 1704.2, Episode 7
#3 "A can't change the laws of physics. A've got to have thirty minutes." -- Scotty, The Naked Time, stardate 1704.3, Episode 7
#4 "That was a pretty good gamble." -- Scotty, The Galileo Seven, stardate 2821.5, Episode 14
#5 "I'd love to tear this baby apart." -- Scotty, Space Seed, stardate 3141.9, Episode 24
#6 "The warp drive is a hopeless pile of junk." -- Scotty, The Doomsday Machine, stardate 4202.9, Episode 35
#7 "The shape the thing's in it's hard to keep it from blowin'." -- Scotty, The Doomsday Machine, stardate 4202.9, Episode 35
#8 "Laddie...don't you think you should...rephrase that?" -- Scotty, The Trouble With Tribbles, stardate 4523.3, Episode 42
#9 "It's, uh, it's green!" -- Scotty, By Any Other Name, stardate 4657.5, Episode 50
#10 "I've giv'n her all she's got captain, an' I canna give her no more." -- Scotty, (Several Times)
#11 "She won't take much more of this." -- Scotty, (Several Times)
#12 "This jurry-rigging won't last for long..." -- Scotty, (Several Times)
#13 "Ma barins...ma poor barins." -- Scotty, (Several Times)
#14 "Are ya daft lad!!!" -- Scotty to Geordi LaForge, Relics
#15 "NCC 1701. No bloody A, B, C, or D." -- Scotty yelling at the Enterprise-D's holodeck computer, Relics
#16 "It's...it's... ... ...um, it's green." -- Data to Scotty, refering to an unmarked bottle of alcoholic content while with him in Ten Forward, Relics
of course one must make the visit here:
http://jamesdoohan.com:8080/
and than of course
see you Friday";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th July 2005 - 03:37:14 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hello from Tallinn, Estonia. ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "kf";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "20th July 2005 - 04:44:35 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Who are Tony and Greg??";
$archive_name[++$index] = "sam supports spammers";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ihopetheydon'tattack4horseman.net@YIKES!";
$archive_date[ $index] = "21st July 2005 - 10:56:25 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "***************WELCOME TONY & GREG******************
____________________________________________________
Perhaps you guys might be our LUCKY GUEST #100!
Remember: Guest #100 gets a lovely commemorative
plaque (actually it's just a spread sheet cover in a
cheap Rite Aid frame) and a VALUABLE PRIZE (purchased
with Tommy/Bob tip money I've been siphoning off the
last few weeks in preparation)
_____________________________________________________
HEY JESS, WON'T IT BE A SHAME IF LUCKY GUEST #100 WAS
TONY&GREG RATHER THAN GUESTS OF YOURS!?!?!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
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$archive_date[ $index] = "21st July 2005 - 12:55:43 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "It would really be a shame if the 100th guest was not one of our closest friends! But what is an ex-5th horsewoman who is living in sin with an ex-rookie to do? I think no matter what happens I should get some sort of honorable mention!!!! Right?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
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$archive_date[ $index] = "21st July 2005 - 12:57:37 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://bobbyweiss.com/gallery/album06";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Vicarious Traveler";
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$archive_date[ $index] = "21st July 2005 - 01:34:13 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "A Message for Estonian Bobby: These pictures are amazing!! Tallinn is still as gorgeous as ever. Hope you're having a great time. Are the women still beautiful as well? Hope you're hooking up.:-) Mrs. Funky Siegel";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Paul McCartney";
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$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd July 2005 - 02:20:15 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Paul Is Dead
The Paul Is Dead rumour started with a series of events in the 1960s that led fans of the popular rock band The Beatles to believe that bassist Paul McCartney was actually dead and replaced with a look-alike. McCartney remains alive, as of 2005.
The rumour began in earnest in 1969, when someone identifying himself as "Tom" called Russ Gibb, a radio DJ from WKNR-FM in Detroit, Michigan, and announced that McCartney was dead. Other DJs, television news reporters, newspapers, and magazines picked up on the story and began to look for clues.
The rumour eventually became a full-fledged conspiracy theory as members of the media and Beatles fans searched album artwork and song lyrics for clues to the cover-up and McCartney's supposed death. Believers eventually decided that McCartney had died in a car accident that happened at 5 a.m. on a Wednesday morning (the time and day, mentioned in the song "She's Leaving Home"), and that "he hadn't noticed that the lights had changed" ("A Day in the Life") because he was busy watching the pretty girl on the sidewalk ("Lovely Rita"). According to believers, McCartney had been replaced with the winner of a McCartney look-alike contest. The name of this look-alike has been recorded as both William Campbell and William Shears. Though it has been denied by all four members numerous times, many fans are convinced that the rumor was a hoax perpetrated deliberately by the Beatles as a joke. The rumor has been exhaustively examined in the book Turn Me On, Dead Man: The Beatles and the "Paul-Is-Dead" Hoax by Andru J. Reeve, the latest edition released in October 2004.
Other alleged clues included:
* The words "number nine, number nine" on the track "Revolution 9" on The Beatles (aka The White Album) became "turn me on, dead man, turn me on, dead man" when played backwards. The track also includes other clues, such as the sound of a car crashing, and comments by John Lennon which seem to indicate what McCartney was doing before he "died" (for example, one comment goes "who can tell what he was saying...his eyes was on fire", while another comment played backwards yields "let me out, let me out!").
* A similar reversal at the end of "I'm So Tired" (also from The Beatles) revealed "Paul is dead, man, miss him, miss him..."
* Another The Beatles track, "Don't Pass Me By", has lyrics that read, "I'm sorry that I doubted you...I was so unfair. You were in a car crash, and you lost your hair..."
* The end of The Beatles track "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" has George Harrison seem to be calling "Paul, Paul, Paul..." (indicating Harrison missing his colleague).
* Lyrics from the Sgt. Pepper track "Good Morning, Good Morning" contain "nothing to do to save his life".
* Another Sgt. Pepper track has the lyrics "life goes on within you and without you" (from Harrison's "Within You Without You").
* Believers think that Lennon said "I buried Paul" at the end of "Strawberry Fields Forever" on Magical Mystery Tour although Lennon claimed he was actually saying "cranberry sauce" and producer George Martin confirmed it in his book Summer of Love. The Beatles Anthology Volume 2 CD includes alternate takes of the song which also confirm this.
* Another Magical Mystery Tour track, "Blue Jay Way", leads believers to think Harrison is giving a eulogy to Paul (with the lyrics "please don't be long, please don't you be very long, please don't be long, or I may be asleep...").
* The lines "I believe in yesterday, suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be, there's a shadow hanging over me. Yesterday came suddenly..." from the song "Yesterday". To believers, this was an admission from McCartney's replacement that he was not the same person.
* On the US release "Yesterday" ... and Today, McCartney is sitting inside a trunk. Believers thought that the trunk was supposed to represent McCartney's coffin.
* The Revolver track "She Said, She Said" contains the lyrics "I know what it's like to be dead".
* The Rubber Soul album cover is supposed to look like the other Beatles (and the McCartney look-alike) are looking down into the grave of the real McCartney.
* The Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band cover appears to be a group of mourners standing in front of a freshly dug grave. McCartney is the only person holding a wooden instrument, representing a coffin, and the instrument is the only one that is black, representing death. It also appears like he's being propped up by Ringo Starr and Harrison, as if he were stiff. McCartney is the only person with a hand over his head, a religious symbol for blessing the dead. The hand belongs to Stephen Crane, an American writer who died at the age of 28. Around the "grave", there are several symbols. A doll with a cracked head represents McCartney's fatal injury, a car on one knee and a bloody driving glove on the other. A TV that is not turned on represents the news blackout about his death. Over the letter L in Beatles, one can see McCartney's rugby trophy.
* The inside cover of the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album has Paul wearing an emblem on his shirt sleeve whose initials are believed to be O.P.D. (for "officially pronounced dead"). However, it is the emblem of the O.P.P. (Ontario Provincial Police) not O.P.D.
* The yellow flowers on the cover of Sgt. Pepper appear to spell out "PAUL?" McCartney's bass with 3 sticks can also be thought as representing the 3 remaining members.
* An interesting trick is to take a shiny, polished butter knife and lay it horizontally across the words "LONELY HEARTS" on the drum on the cover of Sgt. Pepper. The top half of the words, combined with their mirror image, spells out "1 ONE 1 X HE ^ DIE", with the arrow pointing up towards McCartney and saying 3 Beatles are left and the X is without Paul.
* The Magical Mystery Tour track "I Am The Walrus" clues us in that McCartney "died" on a "stupid bloody Tuesday" (if we are to believe that McCartney died "Wednesday morning at five o'clock", as in "She's Leaving Home" from Sgt. Pepper, then it would translate to be Wednesday morning U.K. time, while it would still be Tuesday evening in the U.S. West Coast). The chant at the end of the track, played backwards, reveals "Paul Is Dead, Paul Is Dead..." And when played forwards to the end, contains a portion of a BBC radio broadcast of King Lear which mentions, "O, untimely death!" McCartney is depicted as a walrus according to both the Magical Mystery Tour album cover and The Beatles song "Glass Onion" as Lennon sings, "Here's another clue for you all, the Walrus was Paul." Some claim the depiction of a walrus is an ancient sign of death, ranging from ancient Viking to ancient Greek to ancient Inuit, but no evidence for such claims has ever been produced.
* In a dancing scene in the film Magical Mystery Tour, McCartney wears a black carnation while the other three Beatles wear red ones, another indication of death. (The real reason was that they had run out of red ones.)
* In another scene in the film Magical Mystery Tour, McCartney is dressed as an Army Sergeant with a card on his desk that says "I WAS" (indicating that the man WAS Paul).
* On the back cover of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band McCartney is facing backwards, which is supposedly because he was dead and replaced with an imposter in the photograph.
* The front cover of Abbey Road is a representation of Paul's funeral procession. Lennon is the clergyman or priest (dressed in white), Starr the funeral director or pall bearer (formally dressed), McCartney the corpse (bare feet and cigarette [ Sicilian symbol of death] and out of step with the others), and Harrison the grave digger (denim working clothes). Furthermore the licence plate of the white car says LMW 281F. LMW is said to stand for "Linda McCartney Widow (or Weeps)", and 28IF suggests Paul would have been 28 if he had not died. (At the time of the album's release, September 26, 1969, McCartney was in fact 27.) Additionally, the cigarette in the picture is in McCartney's right hand, even though he is left-handed. On the back cover, a strangely configured and placed "3" in front of the Beatles name indicates three "remaining" Beatles. Also, the name Beatles has a crack running through the letter S, making it imperfect. Also, if you look at the girl in the blue dress, some people claim that it makes a profile of McCartney's face.
* "Come Together" (from Abbey Road) contained several clues in the lyrics..."he got hair down to his knee" refers to the claim that hair and nails continue to grow after death..."he wear no shoeshine" refers to Paul being barefoot on the cover..."he got toe-jam football" refers to rugby, a sport Paul liked to play..."he got monkey finger" refers to a thin frail fingers of someone who's been dead..."one and one and one is three" refers to there being only three "remaining" Beatles..."got to be good looking" refers to McCartney as the "cute" Beatle..."'cos he's so hard to see" refers to the fade memory of someone who is now gone. "Come together right now over me" refers to over McCartney's grave as the mourners come together.
* The singer in "With a Little Help from My Friends" is announced as Billy Shears, the same name as William Shears, the fictional McCartney look-alike who is said to have replaced Paul.
Lennon joked about it in the years following the initial growth of the rumor. In his solo years, John refered to the rumor in his vengeful song to McCartney entitled "How Do You Sleep?" from the 1971 Imagine album, saying, "Those freaks was right when they said you was dead." McCartney himself also made fun of the rumor with the title of his 1993 live album and tour, Paul Is Live.
With the advent of the Internet, the "Paul is Dead" rumors have found new life. Several websites have sprung up claiming that photographic evidence proves that the Paul McCartney before and after late 1966 couldn't possibly be the same man. A popular new take is that the alleged imposter's name is William Sheppard (based off of the inspiration for the Beatle song "The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill"), a former member of the Ontario Provincial Police.
Students of the bass guitar have noted a marked difference between the style and quality of Paul's playing between earlier Beatles albums and later ones, his earlier playing being very simplistic while his later playing shows a great deal of skill and innovation. This can be linked to a change in recording technique; prior to 1966 he often recorded his bass live, but around that year he began to overdub the bass parts later, giving him more ability to form melodic bass lines.
Beatles fans critical of McCartney's solo career often suggest that the hoax is true, pointing out that there is no way the Paul McCartney who was with the Beatles would write the music he is now producing. However, that said, very few fans of McCartney or the Beatles believe this rumor in earnest. In fact, it is usually a joke itself among Beatles fans.
As of 2005, the dead Beatles are John Lennon (murdered outside the Dakota building in New York City in December 1980), George Harrison (died of lung cancer in November 2001), and Stuart Sutcliffe (died of a brain haemorrhage in April 1962).";
$archive_name[++$index] = "lynn";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "lerwind@aol.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "22nd July 2005 - 03:18:10 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "bobby great pics and seem like you are having a fun time. Looking forward to hearing more about it when you come back to the states. lynn ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "24th July 2005 - 03:14:57 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://bobbyweiss.com/gallery/Estonia%2C-July-20-26/Kadriorg_Palace_6";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Mickey Owens";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "sarcasmgivesyouaheadache@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "25th July 2005 - 03:04:51 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Yes, to Noodletown. Salt Baked Shrimp, XO Chicken, Chinese
Vegetables in Oyster Sauce. Then onward to VFW, where we
found Randy about to cross East Broadway, having just closed the place. He said that some of the guys had
headed over to 169 Bar, but we didn't find them, and they
were done serving, so we called it a night. How was the rest of your typing convention? Did you see the article in
the NYT this weekend? Did you make your 10AM lecture on Sunday?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "info@forbobbyweiss.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "25th July 2005 - 07:11:10 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Yo Bobby,
Be on the lookout for Mark Rothko over in Latvia--that is his homeland!
Mark Rothko (September 25, 1903 ö February 25, 1970) was a painter, often classified as an abstract expressionist (although Rothko vociferously denied being an abstract painter). September 25 is the 268th day of the year (269th in leap years). ... 1903 has the latest occurring solstices and equinoxes for 400 years, because the Gregorian calendar hasnt had a leap year for seven years or a century leap year since 1600. ...February 25 is the 56th day of the year in the Gregorian Calendar. ...1970 was a common year starting on Thursday. ...This USPS stamp illustrates Pollocks drip technique. ...
He was born Marcus Rothkowitz in Daugavpils (Dvinsk), Russia (now Latvia) and emigrated to the United States in 1916. Daugavpils (Belarusian ???????? Dz«vinsk, Russian ????c? Dvinsk, Lithuanian Daugpilis, German DŸnaburg, Polish Dzwinow or Dz«win«sk, Yiddish ????????? Denenburg), population 115,265 in 2000 census) is the second largest city in Latvia. ... 1916 is a leap year starting on Saturday (link will take you to calendar) // Events January-February January 1 -The first successful blood transfusion using blood that had been stored and cooled. ...
some background:
His work concentrated on basic emotions, often filling the canvas with very few, but intense colours, using little immediately-apparent detail. In this respect, he can also be considered to presage the color field painters (see Helen Frankenthaler). Although respected by other artists, Rothko remained in relative obscurity until 1960, supporting himself by teaching art. In 1958, Rothko was commissioned by architect Philip Johnson to paint a series of murals for the Four Seasons restaurant in the Seagram Building in New York. This substantial project was completed in late 1959. Ultimately, Rothko was not happy having his paintings as the backdrop to gourmet dining so he gave a set of nine of the maroon and black works to the Tate Gallery, where they are on permanent display in an installation designed by Rothko. In 1967, Rothko again collaborated with Johnson on a church in Houston, Texas, contributing fourteen related works in an installation setting. The church has subsequently become known as "The Rothko Chapel". Numerous other works can be found scattered in museums throughout the world. Color Field is an art movement characterized by canvases being covered entirely by large fields of solid color. ... Helen Frankenthaler (born December 12, 1928) is an American abstract expressionist artist. ...Philip Cortelyou Johnson (July 8, 1906 (Cleveland, Ohio) ‰?ã January 25, 2005 (New Canaan, Connecticut)) was an influential American architect. ...The Seagram Building is a skyscraper in New York City. ...The Tate Gallery in the United Kingdom is a network of four galleries and a virtual presence: Tate Britain (opened 1897), Tate Liverpool (1988), Tate St Ives (1993), Tate Modern (2000) and Tate Online (1998). ...1967 was a common year starting on Sunday of the Gregorian calendar. ...Philip Cortelyou Johnson (July 8, 1906 (Cleveland, Ohio) ‰?ã January 25, 2005 (New Canaan, Connecticut)) was an influential American architect. ...Downtown Houston City nickname: Space City Location in the state of Texas Incorporated 1837 Counties Harris County Fort Bend County Montgomery County Mayor Bill White Area ‰?ä Land ‰?ä Water 601. ...The Rothko Chapel is a non-denominational chapel in Houston, Texas that serves as a work of modern art: its walls are covered with fourteen mostly-black color field paintings by Mark Rothko, and the chapel itself was largely designed by the artist. ...
Rothko's work was secretly supported by the CIA which considered it "free enterprise painting". [1] The CIA Seal The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is one of the American foreign intelligence agencies, responsible for obtaining and analyzing information about foreign governments, corporations, and individuals, and reporting such information to the various branches of the U.S. Government. ...
After a long struggle with depression, Rothko committed suicide by cutting his wrists in his New York studio on February 25, 1970. After his death, his son edited and released Rothko's novel, An Artist's Reality, which was incomplete at the time of his death, despite decades of work. Following his death the settlement of the Rothko estate became the subject of a famous court case (see Rothko Case). Clinical depression is a health condition of depression with mental and physical components reaching criteria generally accepted by clinicians. ... Suicide (from Latin sui caedere, to kill oneself) is the act of wilfully ending ones own life; it is sometimes a noun for one who has committed or attempted the act. ...Midtown Manhattan, looking north from the Empire State Building, 2005 New York City (officially named the City of New York and abbreviated NYC) is the most populous city in the United States, and is at the center of international finance, politics, communications, music, fashion, and culture. ...The Rothko Case was the dispute between the daughter of the painter Mark Rothko and the directors of his gallery Marlborough Fine Art. ...
not sure if specific musuems have his stuff but at least you got some nice conversation openers.
cheers,
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Paul McCartney";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "27th July 2005 - 11:02:04 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Still not dead!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Dave";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dave@neversoft.biz";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th July 2005 - 10:00:12 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Birthday Kenny!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "lynn";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th July 2005 - 10:54:01 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "happy birthday Kenny. enjoy and see you soon ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th July 2005 - 10:59:06 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Birthday Kenny!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th July 2005 - 11:11:56 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Birthday Kenny and hello from Riga, Latvia. ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sam supports Specials";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "EastSideCafeSucks@onlyRonnilikesit.EBay";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th July 2005 - 11:23:39 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "***********OLYMPIC DINNER: SPECIAL OFFER***********
___________________________________________________
Olympic Diner, located at the heart of bustling Delancy Street on the uber-hip L.E.S.(if you have to ask what it means, forget it!) is offering BIRTHDAY BOY k-dog a FREE COFFEE REFILL for every 2 coffees he orders! Details at..
http://www.olympicdiner/freeoffer/k-dog.sam
______________________________________________________
+++++++++++++++HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEN!++++++++++++++++
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LUCKY GUEST #100 COUNTDOWN...
Continued with 2 wks ago's appearance by "Super Cop"
Courtney, guest #98! (Who never shot anybody)
______________________________________________________
WILL YOU BE THERE WHEN #100 SHOWS UP!?!?!
(WILL IT BE YET ANOTHER GUEST OF THE BACKROOM'S #1 COUPLE, JESS & DAN?!?!) WE HOPE SO!
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Generalissimo Francisco Franco";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "whoskenny@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th July 2005 - 11:54:40 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Still valiantly hanging on in my struggle to remain dead.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "28th July 2005 - 12:46:42 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Sorry my sweet Birthday Boy K-Dawg - but this is going to be another week-end without Jess and Dan... We are Fire Island bound!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "sorrowful sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "howcomeJessneveraddsamessagebehindhername@?";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th July 2005 - 09:50:21 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "***************6 Weeks Without Jess & Dan**************
_______________________________________________________
Guess their illustrious designation as "Favorite Couple"
(including a captivating photo of same on Top 10 list)
will have to wait yet another week to be viewed by same.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th July 2005 - 01:53:51 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Oh Sam please do not be sorrowful! No matter where are butt's do sit... On any Friday eve... We are always hoping and wishing that they could be cradled in the loving chairs at McSorley's!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Cheryl";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th July 2005 - 01:59:26 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Birthday to Sue, Jackie and Chico Esquela! Have a great weekend everyone...
Cheryl-";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Marleen";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "@akaMrsRobinson";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th July 2005 - 02:03:05 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Belated B-day, Ken.....I'll raise a toast to you tonight at Happy Hour!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Ken";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "maybeshedoesnthaveanything@funnytosay.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th July 2005 - 02:09:52 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey All- Thanks for the kind birthday wishes! Hope we see you all later tonight. KF";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Marleen";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "meetmeatthebar@garbagehour";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th July 2005 - 03:01:01 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey Cuzz,
Looking forward to doing shots w/ you at the V.T.P. tomorrow....Bring your camera....could be some good photo-ops.
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Arnie";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th July 2005 - 04:16:53 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "It's Ken Funk Day. Happy Birthday. ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Connie Petruk";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dave@neversoft.biz";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th July 2005 - 04:23:23 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Birthday, Kenny!
I'll be performing "Funky Down There" at Fez tonight and thinking of you.
Love,
Connie
http://www.web-ho.com/Scrapbook/Current/p1040002.jpg";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sis";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "funkysiegels@verizon.net";
$archive_date[ $index] = "29th July 2005 - 10:59:35 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "again, happy, happy birthday, dear bro!! are you happy now? I read this damn site. :-) Here's a toast to you!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sueg";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "sueg166@hotmail.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st August 2005 - 08:26:53 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Kenny,
it's so nice to see you posted a recent pic of me. I was feeling a bit older and motherly now, but seeing that young, vibrant looking birthday girl on the site, I know I'm looking the same as I did in high school!
Happy Birthday to you too you young hunk of a guy!
-Sueg";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sueg";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "sueg166@hotmail.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "01st August 2005 - 08:28:48 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "and as a short p.s. ... might we say that we're now both looking better than jackie o! (no obvious disrespect to our royal family intended)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "still waiting for that 100th guest@maybe this fri";
$archive_date[ $index] = "02nd August 2005 - 10:40:40 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Birthday Ken! I saw this article about Typewriters and since you are part of that club figured you'd be interested.....
From NY1:
As Times Change, Businesses Must Learn To Either Adapt Or Get Out
July 14, 2005
When progress affects your business, sometimes you have to decide whether to adapt or get out. NY1âs Paul Messina visits one longtime business that made the right choice, in this Money Matters Report.
When Paul Schweitzer's father started the Gramercy Typewriter Company back in 1932, it was supposed to be just a temporary position. Now, more than 70 years later, it's been a permanent part of two generations.
ãThere was quite a bit of business out there,ä says Schweitzer. ãTypewriters were in everybodyâs office, every desk had a typewriter on it, so it was just a very hectic, busy business at the time.ä
For most of the 20th Century, Gramercy cleaned, repaired and re-conditioned thousands and thousands of typewriters every year. Of course, all that changed 15 or 20 years ago.
ãI would say in about 1988-89, some of our customers would have a machine and they would call it a laser printer,ä says Schweitzer. ãI really at that point didn't know what a laser printer was.ä
But he would soon find out, because computers would force Schweitzer to decide whether to sink or swim. He had a choice of either adapting or closing up.
ã[Closing] like a lot of my competitors were doing,ä he says. ãA lot of my competitors were not interested in learning some of the new technology, and they eventually closed their doors.ä
But while Gramercy Typewriter is now also known as Gramercy Business Machines, and while printers and fax machines take up 80 to 90 percent of the business, the company still takes care of typewriters.
ãFor those of you who've only seen typewriters in movies, they work like this,ä says Schweitzer. ãThe paper goes in here, just like a printer, and you type, just like on a keyboard, but you have a carriage return to bring you back to the beginning.ä
ãThere's still the walk-in business of people who have the portable typewriters - some of the older Royals, Underwood, Remington portable typewriters - that they want to have fixed, and they get in touch with us, and yes, in most cases we can still repair those machines,ä he continues.
Schweitzer can still fix the popular IBM Selectric. In fact, he buys them, reconditions them, and then sells them.
The good news for Schweitzer is that it's now difficult to find a typewriter repair shop.
ãIt's not as easy, no,ä he says. ãI still have people who call from Connecticut or Maine. They're looking for somebody. It's very difficult. They want to know if I'd make a house call.ä
So he's finally cornered the market. Yes it's a smaller market, but he's one of the last men standing, and it's by his choice.
- Paul Messina
cheers,
adam
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sensational News Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "evenadamsexcitedabout"luckyguest"#100@tausucks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "02nd August 2005 - 11:16:05 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "***************WELCOME BACK, TONY!******************
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We sure missed your clever and witty postings.
Perhaps you and Greg will be our LUCKY GUEST #100
this Friday nite!
Remember: Guest #100 gets a lovely commemorative
plaque (actually it's just a spread sheet cover but magnificently displayed in a REAL OAK frame from
Rite Aid) and a VALUABLE PRIZE (purchased
with Tommy/Bob tip money I've been siphoning off ...hey
don't tell Jamaal!)
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HEY JESS, MAYBE IF YOU SHOWED UP ONCE IN A WHILE, LUCKY GUEST #100 MIGHT BE A FRIEND OF YOURS....RATHER THAN THESE
SHLUBS!
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$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "04th August 2005 - 02:06:00 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hello from Vilnius, Lithuania. Check out the pictures from my hot air baloon ride. It was awesome.
http://bobbyweiss.com/gallery/album06
See you tomorrow.
Bobby";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Goo Fee";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "04th August 2005 - 10:30:25 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "What is wrong here? Why is all goofy? Fix it please!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Aggie Nostic";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th August 2005 - 10:27:55 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Oh Banner G-d! This banner is getting old... Almost as old as Kenny! What about a change! It is a very tired banner! Hello out there!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Paul McCartney";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th August 2005 - 10:57:37 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Still kicking!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "Hamnotspam.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th August 2005 - 11:22:05 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Ray, Tony, et. al you really must stop these gambling site posts Jan is exceedingly shaky right now trying to get over his addiction and this could easily push him over the edge! have some compassion <jeez>
oh, and your bar tab is getting pretty steep!
Tommy sez "come pay it or he'll track you down punk!"
";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "wait@wait@givemeasec@waitwaitwait@YEAH?com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th August 2005 - 12:54:16 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Hey,
He's already back are you sure? I thought this was gonna be a one and half horseman night?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "K-Dawg";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "cheeseonions&crackers@mustard.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th August 2005 - 12:55:37 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Bobby can't believe his eyes how cold those beers are gonna be tonight!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "05th August 2005 - 02:44:52 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Cold beer at McSorley's? That is something new!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Phil Latio";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "07th August 2005 - 08:03:50 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Tony sucks... Can we keep him off the site?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "celebritysightings@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th August 2005 - 02:38:15 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "So,saw a couple of celebs these last few days...
dining with a woman--NOT--Laurie Anderson was Lou "NYC" Reed on Saturday.
Sunday, on my way home from a particularly delightful musical event, at ABC NO Rio, I saw a woman with bright orange hair it was none other than Christo and Jean Claude...
Today, I met sports commentator Jim Lampley
we shall see who tomorrow brings...
cheers,
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Robert Schyster, ESQ";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "dave@neversoft.biz";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th August 2005 - 03:30:14 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "To: Kenneth Funk, Proprietor "12Darks.com" Weblog
From: Robert Schyster, ESQ - Dewey Cheatham & Howe, LLC
Subject: Trademark Infringement
Dear Mr Funk,
My firm represents Warner Brothers Entertainment, Inc [hereafter referred to as the "Client"] in the matter of a trademark infringement that appears on your "12Darks.com" weblog [hereafter referred to as the "weblog".]
Please note that the term "Squirty Dukes" is protected by the US Patent and Trademark Department under Trademark Registration Number (TRN) 20040412-956603 as part of our client's advertising campaign promoting their recent release of "The Dukes of Hazzard" cinematic presentation. The term "Squirty Dukes" has been reserved for the use of promoting a series of "Dukes of Hazzard" squirting figurines as part of a major movie merchandising tie-in with the McDonalds Corporation.
We demand that you immediately desist from using the term "Squirty Dukes" and remove all such references from your weblog and all affiliated properties. Failure to do so in a timely manner will result in litigation as provided for in Article 5, Section 128-B of the Trademark Protection Act of 1927.
Sincerely,
Robert Schyster, ESQ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Seaview (F.I.) Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "thisone'sforubrotherinlaw@tausucks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "08th August 2005 - 08:24:26 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = ")<?)<?***1ST FIRE ISLAND POST***************
TEST-PAUL'SDEAD-TEST-WHERE'SJESS-TEST-TONY?GREG?
(I'm not sure this dial-up connection is working....
why is Bobby-Boy winking at me?)
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STILL AWAITING "FRIGGIN GUEST" #100!
(Prize certificate w REAL OAK frame from Rite Aid
ain't gonna last forever...it's peeling for goodness
sake!)";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "09th August 2005 - 04:42:06 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "How many actual guests have we had so far? Perhaps we can actually scare up a scary person to accompany us to Mickey C's this Friday... But then again! Maybe not!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Beezel Babe";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "10th August 2005 - 09:53:50 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/rate.gas
What should I think? ";
$archive_name[++$index] = "K-Dawg";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "!#$%@2^&*.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th August 2005 - 04:04:22 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Boy, that Cheese and Cracker Plate will be mighty thirst quenching on a hot day like this!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Adam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "sob";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th August 2005 - 05:27:37 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Well,
I guess no bday banner for me???
Its not like I go all that often....
yep Monday I turn 29
next weekend off to the beach so you blew your chance K-Dawg....
is Jamal in the house tonight?
cheers,
adam";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "12th August 2005 - 07:14:16 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Adam!
How injust is this world where a Horseman does not even get a banner on their birthday week-end. I am appalled and horrified!
The horror of it all!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Sir Prised";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "13th August 2005 - 05:56:08 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "I'm surprised we give that no personality pinhead Tommy tips at all. Highlight of the evening; Tommy bashing a mug onto the table to eject the gum someone put in there. I'd think there are nicer ways to get the point across Tommy. We do pay you well.";
$archive_name[++$index] = "JPPF";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th August 2005 - 10:30:07 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Birthday Adam!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "kf";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "15th August 2005 - 02:30:15 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADAM!!! HAVE FUN - ENJOY SPICE MARKET!!!!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "Seriously Significant Sam";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "ifidontmeet'em@theydon'tcount.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th August 2005 - 10:19:40 AM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "*****************GET READY FOR #100****************
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Last week's delightful appearance by the charming and disarming, witty and urbane & "oh-so-aptly named" Amy BEER, as Guest #99 (an invitee of Jess'...ofcourse!) means that...
The FINAL COUNTDOWN HAS ARRIVED FOR "LUCKY GUEST"
# 1 000 000
### 1 000 000
# 1 000 000
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COMING THIS FRIDAY, 8/19.....A CAN'T MISS EVENT!
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$archive_name[++$index] = "Bobby";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "16th August 2005 - 02:03:33 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "Happy Birthday Adam !!!";
$archive_name[++$index] = "N. E. Briate";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "samrewriteshistory@12darks.com";
$archive_date[ $index] = "18th August 2005 - 02:29:49 PM";
$archive_text[ $index] = "First of all, its the Asian Bar at 35 Cooper. Secondly,
its edamame. Thirdly, can you put a block on the spammers?";
$archive_name[++$index] = "kf";
$archive_mail[ $index] = "";
$archive_date[ $index] = "23rd August 2005 - 11:42:22 AM";